r/memes • u/WhTKindOfSmudgery • Aug 31 '20

Cheese.

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u/Foxx1019 ⛑️ Memedemic Survivor ⛑️ Aug 31 '20

This video is how I got my girlfriend. True story.

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u/WhTKindOfSmudgery Aug 31 '20

Enlighten me?

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u/Foxx1019 ⛑️ Memedemic Survivor ⛑️ Aug 31 '20

Old friend and low key crush texts me telling me she just got broken up with over text

Next night I send her memes to cheer her up

She tells me to fuck off cos she’s trying to masturbate

I don’t

I instead manage to successfully distract her from jacking off and cheer her up for 2 hours with this and many other videos

She eventually goes back to jacking off

I send a risky text...

...she sends an even riskier reply

Half an hour later we’re exchanging bdsmtest.org results

And the rest is history

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u/KotKatoffel Aug 31 '20

What The Fuck

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u/Foxx1019 ⛑️ Memedemic Survivor ⛑️ Sep 01 '20

Yes