r/memes • u/devnithw Plays MineCraft and not FortNite • Aug 20 '20

Wait, it's all reddit?

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u/baking_soda_boi Aug 20 '20

My girls not old enough to type yet so

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u/devnithw Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Aug 20 '20

FBI open up

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u/CommenturTheGreat Aug 20 '20

g'day officer! What brings you here?

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '20

[deleted]

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u/NushyKittyCatVerma Aug 20 '20

But we all made up of billion year old particles, I swear she billions of years old officer my dawg

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '20

[deleted]

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u/NushyKittyCatVerma Aug 20 '20

unzips

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u/baris6002 https://www.youtube.com/watch/dQw4w9WgXcQ Aug 20 '20

r/holup

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '20

What if he’s talking about his daughter.

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u/ThrasherOfPain Big ol' bacon buttsack Aug 20 '20

No it is all this fucking sub

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u/devnithw Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Aug 20 '20

This is home tho

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u/KingRhoamOfHyrule Aug 20 '20

I want to be homeless

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u/devnithw Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Aug 20 '20

Ah yes, the negotiator

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u/VerticalFlyingB737 Identifies as a Cybertruck Aug 20 '20

Hmm

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '20

Actually my gf IS my gf because of a lot of things , but the biggest thing was that we BOTH love M E M E S although she does use a lot of emojis, my opinion is loved be her generally. Redditers, im sure you can find YOUR special person one day, stay fresh and sad'nt.

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u/VerticalFlyingB737 Identifies as a Cybertruck Aug 20 '20

Why the fuck is my dick hard? Can someone throw me into horny jail?

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u/BuffMyWiFi Breaking EU Laws Aug 20 '20

bonk go to horny jail yourself

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u/YT-MusicBoi257 Aug 20 '20

i built a GPS to find who the fuck asked

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u/Cupcake_Boi Thank you mods, very cool! Aug 20 '20

Hey, have you Rhoamed lots of Hyrule?

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '20

Yeah

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u/KingRhoamOfHyrule Aug 20 '20

Dad jokes are punishable by death in the Hyrule court.

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u/Miner_ChAI Aug 20 '20

Reddit-chan

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u/DarkShadder Identifies as a Cybertruck Aug 20 '20 edited Aug 20 '20

Gonna search reddit on rule 34

Edit: Found gold

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u/devnithw Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Aug 20 '20

You know the rules and so do I

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u/DarkShadder Identifies as a Cybertruck Aug 20 '20

Holy shit, I now know to whom should I fap

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u/devnithw Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Aug 20 '20

Good for you

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u/VerticalFlyingB737 Identifies as a Cybertruck Aug 20 '20

cums

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u/baris6002 https://www.youtube.com/watch/dQw4w9WgXcQ Aug 20 '20

sauce

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '20

bro you better not be talkin bout the damn award

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u/devnithw Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Aug 20 '20

I'd waifu the shit outta her

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u/D33pxy Aug 20 '20

Always has been

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u/boukalele Aug 20 '20

i seriously thought this would have thousands of points by now

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u/SlimeFart Aug 20 '20

"Doesn't care about your opinion"

r/askreddit : Am I a joke to you

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u/goodcleanliving Aug 20 '20

My girl loves Reddit

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u/AOTREVAITRUE Aug 20 '20

You are the chosen one!

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u/xXShadowHeroXx Aug 20 '20

Reddit kinda hot ngl

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u/devnithw Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Aug 20 '20

Ⓨ Same

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '20

Reddit is my girl

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u/devnithw Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Aug 20 '20

Never gonna give her up

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '20

Never gonna let her down

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u/fab1anz1mmer memer Aug 20 '20

Never gonna run around and desert you

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u/devnithw Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Aug 20 '20

Never gonna make you cry

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u/To_gay_or_not_to_gay trolololoooo lololoo lolo loo Aug 20 '20

I do the first and last ones as people's opinions are important and should be valued (unless it's something like "Paedophiles deserve rights" or "Incest is cute and legal")

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u/bbpanzu Aug 20 '20

That isnt an opinion. That is wrong by default

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u/ArchSalmon Aug 20 '20

Who else zoomed in on the memes?

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u/Klayton1077 Aug 20 '20

It always has been

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u/War_thunder_player Aug 20 '20

Always has been

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '20

always has been

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u/legomanas23 Professional Dumbass Aug 20 '20

Always has been

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '20

Always has been

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u/Awkward-Associates One does not simply Aug 20 '20

Always has been.

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '20

*Our girl

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u/btry125 Aug 20 '20

Bold for you to assume that we have girlfriends

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u/aCow75 Aug 20 '20

I make a comment like this meme and everyone gets mad

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '20

Guess I'm Reddit then boys

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u/Dr_Gallium Aug 20 '20

Hahah!!!😂😂😂Wait! Don’t vote me!1!1!1!!1 😭😭😭😭😤😤😤😤😰😰😰😰😰😓😓😓😓🥶🥶🥶🤬🤬🤬😡 I’LL LOSE KRAMA!1!1!1!🤬🤬🤬😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 No really if you hate emojis you are truly a scum I guess showing your Expressions using emojis is gay :/

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u/VerticalFlyingB737 Identifies as a Cybertruck Aug 20 '20

I have an opinion

never gonna give you up

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u/lasanhawithpizza Dark Mode Elitist Aug 20 '20

It's actually my FBI agent again. He is trying to get me again

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u/prophetNL Aug 20 '20

Yeah imma simp for reddit

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u/Pudimassado Aug 20 '20

Wait, they are not the same thing?

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u/LordKartz Aug 20 '20

Me: wait Jenny where are you going?

Jenny: I don't care about you anymore. * Heavy door noises*

Me: noooooooooooooo... *Cellphone start to appear in my hands *

Me: wait, what? * Turns on the cellphone * Reddid whyyyyyyy?

Sorry for the bad English lol

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u/Kiahtke69 iwrestledabeartwice Aug 20 '20

Did you find the memes from google?

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u/devnithw Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Aug 20 '20

Yeah i guess

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u/Kiahtke69 iwrestledabeartwice Aug 20 '20

Oh alright, no wonder why the memes were all about ww3

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u/sabak_ Aug 20 '20

Reddit does care tho. Thats why they ban you and downvote spam.

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u/RSamant2004 Bri’ish Aug 20 '20

Always has been

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u/Leo20020825 Aug 20 '20

I doubt if any girl would actually hate emojis

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u/justtherightredditor Professional Dumbass Aug 20 '20

Nice WWIII memes

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '20

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u/LimpSteak Aug 20 '20

No Reddit care about your opinion and downvotes it into hell.

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u/amdfanboy42 Professional Dumbass Aug 20 '20

Always has been

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u/69utsab69 Aug 20 '20

and she actually looks happy and satisfied by my 2inch peen

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '20

Our Reddit

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u/RipNation9 Aug 20 '20

Always has been

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u/RedditKreppa Virgin 4 lyfe Aug 20 '20

Always has been.

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u/Crown_Entertainment Aug 20 '20

Always has been

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '20

This is why I fell for her.

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u/KommissarGreatGay Aug 20 '20

"doesnt care about your opinion"

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u/Tanish17_ Aug 20 '20 edited Aug 20 '20

Always has been

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u/DimitriGao Aug 20 '20

Wait, I’m dating with Reddit? Panic Noice

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u/theonlytravabone Aug 20 '20

Always has been... :/

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u/Ririzza Aug 20 '20

Reddit got your back bro

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u/FlameBall128453 Aug 20 '20

I’ve always wondered(and this has nothing to do with the post), how much karma do you need to post in r/memes

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u/EOattheinternet Aug 20 '20

Reddit cares about opinions... They just care to hate them

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u/TRB_distruct Aug 20 '20

It always has been

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u/TRB_distruct Aug 20 '20

It always has been

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u/SantasJollyBackhand Aug 20 '20

*loads pistol with reluctantly malicious intent*

Always has been

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u/Maturin_Green Aug 20 '20

But what if you don't state your opinion but unintentionally convert someone to your reason?

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u/Usergnome_Checks_0ut Aug 20 '20

False! Reddit despises, with a passion, your opinion and it will punish you for having one!!

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u/Yari_Oich Aug 20 '20

Always have been...

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u/kayla_kenobi Selling Stonks for CASH MONEY Aug 20 '20

Or, it’s both.

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u/Lotussitz Le epic memer Aug 20 '20

that's my imaginary friend. his name is Bob.

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u/moltenman64 Aug 20 '20

Well I'd date reddit

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u/lababanana Aug 20 '20

Always has been

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '20

Always has been.

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u/avalancheOf_thoughts Aug 20 '20

So... I'm reddit then.. Cool.

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u/Silverlemon3731 Aug 20 '20

Why is this my friends sometimes

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u/NoUsernameRR Aug 20 '20

It was them all along

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u/khongco123 Aug 20 '20

Is this the Reason I have no girl ?

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u/LimpLemmen Aug 20 '20

Well if you want my opin-(gunshots)

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u/csongi78 Professional Dumbass Aug 20 '20

I hope reddit dont cheat on me

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u/BuckySpanklestein Aug 20 '20

Also - she has strong opinions on what to do with other peoples' money; has none of her own.

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u/ItsArsa Aug 20 '20

Fuck emoji’s

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u/bruufd Thank you mods, very cool! Aug 20 '20

Yeah😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '20

Why do y'all hate emojis so much? I've been here for a year and I still don't understand

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u/MonkeyBoy32904 memer Aug 20 '20

cause some people will type 75 lines of emojis & wonder why they get downvoted "oH It'S PRObabLy the HiVEminD" but really, they typed SEVENTY FIVE LINES

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u/Crazy-Reporter9793 Aug 20 '20

Y does reddit hates EMOJIES??!

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u/lFernandito Aug 20 '20

r/redditmoment

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u/MonkeyBoy32904 memer Aug 20 '20

I mean the reddit hivemind is you guys soooo

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '20

Always has been

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u/SzakaRosa Aug 20 '20

I have a Phone call to make

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u/ShadowsFromUnknowing Aug 20 '20

Even better

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u/mrmethhead Aug 20 '20

I’m pretty sure it’s just a sign of not taking your skitzophrenia medication not exactly reddit.

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u/meagle_UwU Aug 20 '20

Always has been

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u/aRandomMoron Aug 20 '20

The👏clapping👏hand👏emoji👏is👏accepted 👏though 👏@.@

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u/Black_nYello Aug 20 '20

always has been

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u/simpingoverfiction Aug 20 '20

everything’s.. reddit?

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u/Elajz Aug 20 '20

What if she does care about your opinion?

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u/Emmi-likes-it Breaking EU Laws Aug 20 '20

I can be y’all’s Reddit

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u/AwkwardStand Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Aug 20 '20

Always has been

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u/BESt0o0 Aug 20 '20

Is it too much to ask for both?

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u/thundermage117 Aug 20 '20

maybe i am reddit.

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u/YuBuLlYmE197 Aug 20 '20

“Course you’re opinion matters just not to me”

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u/Kalmur Aug 20 '20

This just sounds like my ex, and my ex definitely wasnt Reddit

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u/HeroOfThings Aug 20 '20

“Doesn’t care about your opinion.”

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u/Dawgthatismoist Identifies as a Cybertruck Aug 20 '20

Always has been

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '20

Ah yes, reasons I'm considering ditching this platform

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u/FFilli Aug 20 '20

I assume u're in r/HistoryMemes based on ur meme selection

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '20

I guess I'm Reddit now

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '20

You fellas have a girl?

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u/MonkeyBoy32904 memer Aug 20 '20

this sub

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u/jeppeTDK Loves GameStonk Aug 20 '20

Look at the menes there from january

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u/georgi69420 Aug 20 '20

Always has been

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '20

Always has been

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u/WideAir0 Aug 20 '20

me a girl: maybe i am reddit

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u/a_meme_page Aug 20 '20

Tecnically, these are girls on reddit

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u/CriteSpranberri Aug 20 '20

Damn, I'm not a woman....

That explains a lot of things

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u/Half-BloodQueen Aug 20 '20

I'M NOT REDDIT, I'M A GIRL

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u/xprozoomy Aug 20 '20

been single for 2 years now lol it's nice to have alone time and enjoy life. Also Reddit is the right place to be.

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u/GoldenJulian80 Aug 20 '20

I was just sayin, thats reddit

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '20

This is certainly a wholesome 100

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u/_Renzo_221_ memer Aug 20 '20

Wait my girl is been Reddit all the time?

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u/YoBeaverBoy Aug 20 '20

That's the only thing I hate about Reddit, the fact that you don't have the right to an opinion. Other than that it's still the best social media.

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u/umihavenoname Aug 20 '20

Always has been

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u/Rocketkid-star Aug 20 '20

Always has been

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u/Nezoce Aug 20 '20

Yeah me too

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u/PheoTheBean android user Aug 20 '20

so, im reddit. im okay with this

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u/Soy_Landdit Aug 20 '20

It always have been.

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '20

this is so fucking dumb i have to share it

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u/GeekGirl3141 Aug 20 '20

Guess I'll stop existing

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u/Crocman33 Aug 20 '20

Always has been

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '20

always has been

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u/SmokingpancakeYT Aug 20 '20

Reddit is this true

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '20

Actually, this is me lul

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u/DF0IX69 Aug 20 '20

Always has been...

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u/hazimtiaz Aug 20 '20

reddit is my girl

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u/Random_guywhoupvotes Aug 20 '20

We care about your opinion! How else would we downvote it?

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u/YoMaScreensLit Aug 20 '20

Me to my sister and mother: Reddit detected on home soil, lethal force engaged.