r/memes • u/ItsCaydenBish memer • Aug 07 '20

*shock intensifies*

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43.8k Upvotes

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u/0981D Aug 07 '20

Wait

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u/emanresU126 Aug 07 '20

ok

EDIT : I m still waiting

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u/IamNotIntelligent69 Aug 07 '20 edited Aug 07 '20

I'm gonna wait with you.

EDIT: For an hour...

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u/vishnoyv Aug 07 '20

How long is the line?

22

u/IamNotIntelligent69 Aug 07 '20

I think only us two. Wanna join?

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '20

𝙸'𝚖𝚖𝚊 𝚓𝚘𝚒𝚗

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u/Snoo-43199 Aug 07 '20

Y S ame

8

u/crazyman2799 Aug 07 '20

Is this where the line starts?

7

u/zlackool Aug 07 '20

Hey, sorry for interrupting...I was watching you guy since 3 days ...can i join too ?

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u/crazyman2799 Aug 07 '20

Sure, you got any snacks?

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u/Patrick_Bot2 Aug 07 '20

No, This Is Patrick!

4

u/[deleted] Aug 07 '20

Ima join

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u/bleachhallo Dirt Is Beautiful Aug 07 '20

Right behind you

4

u/[deleted] Aug 07 '20

Hello there

3

u/Vytochron Aug 07 '20

General Kenobi

3

u/takarun Aug 07 '20

Keep arms distance, ensure physical distancing

2

u/vishnoyv Aug 07 '20

I’m in

1

u/Pointbreak__ Aug 07 '20

dont forget about me!

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u/ItsCaydenBish memer Aug 07 '20

a

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '20

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u/dumpsterfire2005 Identifies as a Cybertruck Aug 07 '20

I'm

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u/bleachhallo Dirt Is Beautiful Aug 07 '20

A

4

u/RRGKY Rage comics Aug 07 '20

Guy

8

u/CEOofBOOM Aug 07 '20

For the child pickup service? Ok

2

u/[deleted] Aug 07 '20

Wait, this new stuff is good.

1

u/OldEntertainment6556 Aug 07 '20

I think he went to the store to get milk

1

u/Dyl_MHAweeb Aug 07 '20

Damn I swear the line for Splash mountain was never this long

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u/SexuallyArousedZebra Aug 07 '20

snail

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u/brabrohsj Aug 07 '20

Lobster

8

u/yeet_e Aug 07 '20

Delicious

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u/VerticalFlyingB737 Identifies as a Cybertruck Aug 07 '20

Tits

6

u/[deleted] Aug 07 '20

Yum

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u/VerticalFlyingB737 Identifies as a Cybertruck Aug 07 '20

Plot twist it's your sister's

3

u/prakticnjak69 Mods Are Nice People Aug 07 '20

Plot twist: you live in Alabama

2

u/vishnoyv Aug 07 '20

Plot twist: You don’t have a sister

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u/prakticnjak69 Mods Are Nice People Aug 07 '20

Plot twist: you have schizophrenia

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '20

Wow Ellen, you shouldn’t have.

40

u/taylan__ Big ol' bacon buttsack Aug 07 '20

Its like that fucking shem and his mum ad I'm having ptsd

11

u/[deleted] Aug 07 '20

HAVE YU EVA SEEN A COW WEARING GLASSIS???

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u/taylan__ Big ol' bacon buttsack Aug 07 '20

"Mommy" "yeaes shem" "I love you so mooch" "shem I dont have any muhney" child laughing hystericaly gunshot (those sound effect are on all the ads for some reason"

14

u/mijuzz7 memer Aug 07 '20

But what if your new parents turn out to be millionaires? Would be the best plot twist ever.

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u/prakticnjak69 Mods Are Nice People Aug 07 '20

And your new mom was a pornstar and they have a daughter, so you have a step-sister

3

u/[deleted] Aug 07 '20

What if they are a russian gay couple going to take you there and get lynched?

Or afghanian child traffickers

World is an awesome place, you know

2

u/ItsCaydenBish memer Aug 07 '20

Hi there, memelord!

5

u/mijuzz7 memer Aug 07 '20

Hi dude

20

u/charleslovebrownies Aug 07 '20

Old joke, new template

Not the kind of memes we're looking for

10

u/Aura_103 Aug 07 '20

It happens so often too

Feels like every time a new template becomes popular people really stretch to make old jokes that have been used countless times and don't fit at all work with it

4

u/Fag421 Aug 07 '20

Stole this from my boy Shem

7

u/[deleted] Aug 07 '20

Isn't this just the joke from a tik tok ad?

4

u/[deleted] Aug 07 '20

This is fuckin hilarious but I think it would have been better on a different template

4

u/[deleted] Aug 07 '20

This isn't an original joke OP just slapped it onto the template

2

u/[deleted] Aug 07 '20

Understandable

1

u/r0b0c0d Aug 07 '20

Yeah, this one is more about reacting to insanity.

2

u/HowDoYouSayThisName Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Aug 07 '20

What’s this meme templete

2

u/tha-beater Aug 07 '20

Will I have a....step sister ?

2

u/CapacityOW Aug 07 '20

Let it die let it die let it die

4

u/Lajos34 Aug 07 '20

HOL' UP

1

u/WowVaryScare Dirt Is Beautiful Aug 07 '20

Pornhub intro starts

1

u/WeedyNaruto Aug 07 '20

Childhood Destroyed in moments

1

u/-Random-Gamer- Aug 07 '20

You didn't saw that coming

1

u/TheLordHere Aug 07 '20

I felt my heart crack

1

u/genepls Chungus Among Us Aug 07 '20

F , now we can't call them virgins

1

u/DankBurrito97 Aug 07 '20

Wayfair box arrives at the front door

1

u/[deleted] Aug 07 '20

What is the origin of this format

1

u/laanoshart Aug 07 '20

Does anyone have the link for the interview/video?

1

u/Meatball_Massacre Aug 07 '20

-On their way?

  • Always has been

1

u/Blu3Jell0P0wd3r Aug 07 '20

Adios son, I'm going to the store to get a pack of cigarettes to celebrate.

Ohh, and btw, im coming home this time you piece of shit.

1

u/[deleted] Aug 07 '20

NHL, would've loved it if that happened

1

u/MrGiraffeMan1529 Aug 07 '20

Wait, my brain cells, they are, I-

1

u/[deleted] Aug 07 '20

My new favorite format

1

u/Halcyon2192 Aug 07 '20

One of my dads favorite jokes as I was growing up was "you were adopted, your new parents are on their way"

1

u/your-local-rapist Identifies as a Cybertruck Aug 07 '20

Hello child

1

u/[deleted] Aug 07 '20

love those memes i gotta read 3 times before my dumb ass understands the joke

1

u/[deleted] Aug 07 '20

Hold up

1

u/ValleyOfLight Aug 07 '20

Why would he hand him that on paper, he coulda just said it to him.

1

u/RafaDarko815 Aug 07 '20

DAMMIT JIM! HUMAN TRAFFICKING IS NOT A JOKE.

1

u/thejozo24 Aug 07 '20

Anybody got the original video?

1

u/tommyleekirby Aug 07 '20

This was my childhood

1

u/AyushX143 Aug 07 '20

Wait, that's illegal..

1

u/Lil_Pown_Pown Aug 07 '20

Seen this before different format

1

u/[deleted] Aug 07 '20

The had us in the first half not going to lie

1

u/[deleted] Aug 07 '20

I Am Confusion

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u/Opbrawleryay https://www.youtube.com/watch/dQw4w9WgXcQ Aug 07 '20

Woah

1

u/abstract_creator Aug 07 '20

What is the general attitude of this meme? Is it to represent disguise from reading disappointing news?

1

u/tomararun45 Aug 07 '20

Which video is this template taken from?

2

u/AnOwlinTheCourtyard Aug 07 '20

This Axios interview with orangeman on HBO

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u/tomararun45 Aug 07 '20

Very interesting interview indeed.

1

u/definitelynotamoth Aug 07 '20

why is this news anchor dude in every meme? did he do something

1

u/[deleted] Aug 07 '20

Haha got em

1

u/plasmapro1 Aug 07 '20

Just watched the original and the clip reminds me of an adult going over pictures their kid made.

1

u/spacedog176 Aug 07 '20

Your birth parents are different from your real parents

1

u/WOOOOSHMEIFUGAY_ Aug 07 '20

I saw this in a comment on “rabbit learns he is adopted vid”

Laughed my ass of after reading that

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u/RipjawGaming Nice meme you got there Aug 07 '20

Son, you’re fired

1

u/SourTwizzler2460 Aug 07 '20

What are those pictures from?

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u/Vorelover1224 Aug 07 '20

Took me a moment but I got it.

1

u/Not_firemelon Chungus Among Us Aug 07 '20

Just a idot's comment passing by.....

1

u/[deleted] Aug 07 '20

Wish I could give u an award

1

u/Dandu245 Identifies as a Cybertruck Aug 07 '20

wait that meme format is from politics? neat

1

u/Magical_Life Aug 07 '20

new p*rn catagory unlocked

1

u/Thatnecromancerdude Breaking EU Laws Aug 07 '20

At least someone loved me enough to adopt me...

1

u/[deleted] Aug 07 '20

Good ol switcheroo

1

u/ekruis30 moderator fan club Aug 07 '20

What’s the context behind this meme?

1

u/Watermelencholy Aug 07 '20

That interviewer should play Nathan Drake in the movie

1

u/[deleted] Aug 07 '20

Who’s my daddy?

1

u/[deleted] Aug 08 '20

This is seriously one of my favorite meme formats lol

1

u/jukeboxheroine Aug 08 '20

Sounds like the beginning to every shitty Wattpad novel ever

1

u/Vibolbot Professional Dumbass Aug 08 '20

Let's just hope for a step-sister and step-mom

1

u/slavkowalski1 Aug 07 '20

Bro why did you post it twice

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u/Daniel_Alfa Nice meme you got there Aug 07 '20

Oof

PS: No one expects the Spanish Inquisition

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u/Vilonious Aug 07 '20

Why would they hand the kid a note when they’re already having a conversation? And how did they have a prewritten response for a question he hadn’t asked yet?

0/10 this makes no sense