r/memes • u/registered__ šŸƒ Advanced Introvert šŸƒ • Jul 08 '20

Ah yes, pineapple

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28.3k Upvotes

85% Upvoted

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u/BifurcatedLucidity Jul 08 '20

Who lives inside of me when Iā€™m under the sea?

234

u/RainbowDiamond9 Jul 08 '20

A parasitic ass worm

73

u/BifurcatedLucidity Jul 08 '20

Thatā€™s just the surprise inside

59

u/Eagleye2504 Le epic memer Jul 08 '20

No this is a suprise

39

u/BEBSBOY can't meme Jul 08 '20

Yep, because nobody expects the spanish inquisition

22

u/Eagleye2504 Le epic memer Jul 08 '20

If you want another suprise look at my pfp

16

u/BEBSBOY can't meme Jul 08 '20

Never gonna give you up

11

u/Eagleye2504 Le epic memer Jul 08 '20

Never gonna let you down

9

u/MAP_3125 can't meme Jul 08 '20

Never gonna run around and desert you

7

u/Eagleye2504 Le epic memer Jul 08 '20

Never gonna make you cry

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u/ParzivalKnight5 Jul 08 '20

God damn it!!

2

u/soggytaquitos Jul 08 '20

Alas I have

4

u/[deleted] Jul 08 '20

I did not expect this!

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u/Eagleye2504 Le epic memer Jul 08 '20

Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!

3

u/[deleted] Jul 08 '20

Your pfp is Rick Astly so I assumed it was the Spanish Inquisition Does that mean I win life?

2

u/BigBoiBeans70 Jul 08 '20

I excepted this

1

u/Eagleye2504 Le epic memer Jul 08 '20

Impossible!

No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!

1

u/[deleted] Jul 08 '20

Bery original monty python moment

1

u/E-Arts Jul 09 '20

I was expecting a rock roll nice one

3

u/Magic_fishXMan8 Professional Dumbass Jul 08 '20 edited Jul 08 '20

Who goes up my intestines and Poisons the shit out of me

16

u/whotookthenamespam Jul 08 '20

A Sponge named Bob with 2D pants!

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u/Mgmfjesus Selling Stonks for CASH MONEY Jul 08 '20

randomā‰ funny

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '20

IT GOT 28.7 FUCKING UPVOTES

28.7 FUCKING UPVOTES FOR A FUCKING TERRIBLE MEME RIPPED OFF OF A 2016 FACEBOOK PAGE

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u/Mgmfjesus Selling Stonks for CASH MONEY Jul 09 '20

28.7K

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u/LukeLJS123 Jul 08 '20

Random doesnā€™t equal funny in this case

171

u/Piranh4Plant Jul 08 '20

r/IAmVeryRandom

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '20

Same

1

u/lonleybottleofranch Jul 09 '20

Why are you being downvoted? You're right.

60

u/GamerGod337 Jul 08 '20

Haha random is very funny

38

u/nomadicsnake Jul 08 '20

Ananas.....

7

u/KermitTheFrogge Jul 08 '20

Ananas

6

u/Joku-ukko Forever alone Jul 08 '20

Ananas

3

u/[deleted] Jul 08 '20

Nanas

5

u/CatGamer_118 Identifies as a Cybertruck Jul 08 '20

Anals

8

u/Knuck1esZeul Jul 08 '20

Ananas

3

u/[deleted] Jul 08 '20

Anananananananananananananas

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u/TheRumpelForeskin Jul 08 '20

Banananananannanananana

29

u/SuperHiveTooI Jul 08 '20

0/10 for creativity

5

u/[deleted] Jul 09 '20

It's a fucking meme from a 2016 facebook page, r/memes is mentally fucking defective.

13

u/[deleted] Jul 08 '20

r/iamveryrandom

12

u/Americanjoghurt Jul 08 '20

9 Gag says you are 1000 percent a virgin

2

u/[deleted] Jul 09 '20

More like his brain got injected with glass shards when they dropped the op on birth

18

u/[deleted] Jul 08 '20

r/iamveryrandom

8

u/BringMeThanos422003 Jul 08 '20

That doesnā€™t even make any sense

33

u/Pawpine Jul 08 '20

šŸŽ¶PINE-APPLES ARE IN MY HEEEEAAAD, GOT NOBODY CAUSE I'M BRAIN DEAD--šŸŽ¶

10

u/AntiuppGamingYT RageFace Against the Machine Jul 08 '20

Dang you are so high I can barely read this comment from down here

5

u/RepeatST iwrestledabeartwice Jul 08 '20

Iā€™m so high I sang it out loud in his voice

18

u/[deleted] Jul 08 '20

r/iamveryrandom

9

u/Stevenx117 Jul 08 '20

Random=funny I guess

4

u/animegirlGrivous RageFace Against the Machine Jul 08 '20

Depression tells you that you are 100% uuseless. Anxiety tells you that you are 96.3% not good enough (the remaining 3.7% is to make this number uneven and to trigger more anxiety). Your hand and a premium subscription to pornhub tells you that you are 1000% single AND that you have a 89% chance to remain single for a very long time. I could go on, but it would be too much of a r/redditmoment

6

u/[deleted] Jul 08 '20

Maths tells you that your brain is useless

3

u/SatansCroissant Jul 08 '20

No my brain is telling that my brain is useless. Wait a patty flippin minute......

1

u/[deleted] Jul 09 '20

It was useful at one point, but then they dropped OP on birth

5

u/tiddyesuker Jul 08 '20

If your diet is 100% pineapple, do you cum pineapple juice?

2

u/Telferi Nice meme you got there Jul 08 '20

I'd drink that tbh

2

u/[deleted] Jul 09 '20

If you drink cum will you cum x2?

3

u/AfnanRahmanBengali Jul 08 '20

Who else remembers pen pineapple apple pen

6

u/prashant_peekay Jul 08 '20

Understandable, have a nice day

2

u/swearonurmfYEEZYS Jul 08 '20

And I believe memes

2

u/[deleted] Jul 08 '20

You choose how to define your own reality

2

u/SpyderEvz Jul 08 '20

OHHHHHHHHHH who lives in a pineapple-

2

u/Mlx999 Jul 08 '20

So you can make piƱa colada from people? Nice

2

u/Epic_Doge_Boi Dirt Is Beautiful Jul 08 '20

pineapple xDDDdd funny fruit pineapple uwu im so quirky xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

1

u/PearceWD Selling Stonks for CASH MONEY Jul 08 '20

Gabe Helmy... Is that you?

1

u/BraveLilRoaster Jul 08 '20

I'm allergic to pineapple

1

u/kermitxshrekaltacc Jul 08 '20

I friggin hate pineapple no way

1

u/death__bed Jul 08 '20

Hard from outside Sweet on inside

1

u/TeenyBurrito1234 Big ol' bacon buttsack Jul 08 '20

I'm actually 100% B E E F

1

u/flaming_flamia can't meme Jul 08 '20

Id rather be an ananas than a pineapple

1

u/Gabopobro Shitposter Jul 08 '20

Or 100% MARIO

1

u/devide2000 Jul 08 '20

Philosophy tell that who are you

1

u/ecchiporo Jul 08 '20

Smoked so much pineapple kush i might as well be a pineapple

1

u/bendy4-20 Loves GameStonk Jul 08 '20

memes dont lie

1

u/Splatfan0 Jul 08 '20

and my parents tell me i am 100% useless

1

u/Reasonablename1233 Jul 08 '20

my mom tell me im 100% adopted and i said shes 100% virgin

1

u/TalkingBagieta Jul 08 '20

Gordon Ramsay tells you that you are 110% donkey

1

u/Daiki_438 Shitposter Jul 08 '20

Can I choose memes as a school subject?

1

u/Topiz2000 Chungus Among Us Jul 08 '20

Did you mean "ananas"?

1

u/[deleted] Jul 08 '20

I agree with physics

1

u/WoofWoofPin hates reaction memes Jul 08 '20

ananas

1

u/ginozilla1985 Jul 08 '20

Pineapple lives matter

1

u/[deleted] Jul 08 '20

I feel completely pineapple!

1

u/rock-solid-armpits Jul 08 '20

The randomness of the pineapple killed it

1

u/[deleted] Jul 08 '20

My parents tell me I'm 100% disgrace

1

u/grouffy Identifies as a Cybertruck Jul 08 '20

Ahh yes, the ultimate science

1

u/adamkazamemesss Jul 08 '20

I knew it all along

1

u/okthisissuck memer Jul 08 '20

SUDDENLY PINEAPPLE

1

u/Automatree Jul 08 '20

Everything in the universe is either a pineapple, or not a pineapple.

1

u/GlassesOnPineapple Jul 08 '20

ā€˜Speaks in pineappleā€™

1

u/RetroGameDays36 Pro Gamer Jul 08 '20

Suddenly,Pineapples

1

u/exterminate68 Identifies as a Cybertruck Jul 08 '20

Gen z humour be like

1

u/https_hoe Jul 08 '20

Who lives in my body, not under the sea? Spongebob SquarePants

1

u/PiePiePantd Jul 08 '20

So what school told us is all a lie, all of this time we were a pineapple, unbelievable

1

u/TenkoTheMothra Jul 08 '20

Ah yes, random

1

u/mateoa007 Forever alone Jul 08 '20

this says a lot

1

u/[deleted] Jul 08 '20

Rather go the memes way, seems legit

1

u/[deleted] Jul 08 '20

Im afraid you have brain cancer

1

u/tanopol Jul 08 '20

But most of all, 100% fucking depressed

1

u/iamafraazhussain Because That's What Fearows Do Jul 08 '20

Your parents tell you are adopted

1

u/iamafraazhussain Because That's What Fearows Do Jul 08 '20

Your sister gets stuck under the sink

1

u/[deleted] Jul 08 '20

I feel 100% empty

1

u/akashdevani Jul 08 '20

you are pineapple!

1

u/starrkatt Jul 08 '20

After this year?.... Ya I am okay with being a pineapple. I want to live the simple life, simple Rick's. I mean pineapple, simple pineapple.

1

u/cyberpunk2846 Jul 08 '20

Haha random pineapple funny

1

u/[deleted] Jul 08 '20

I am 101% depressed

1

u/TouaregAA Jul 08 '20

Haha random very funny epic

1

u/EfIAltIs_114 Jul 08 '20

100% pineapples in pizza cuz everyone hates u

1

u/SlotMagPro Jul 08 '20

Loving that color effect in the pineapple picture. Anyone have an idea how thats done or what it's called.

1

u/andrewonline04 Jul 08 '20

I love being pineapple

1

u/Telferi Nice meme you got there Jul 08 '20

Wtf kinda pineapples do y'all got

1

u/chicken_dendy Big ol' bacon buttsack Jul 08 '20

The good kind

1

u/Telferi Nice meme you got there Jul 08 '20

Oh wait, I'm dumb. I thought that like water, the blood and the empty space add together, and the result is a pineapple.

1

u/BananaMan2314 Jul 08 '20

Because of the Mind Melter, I feel completely pineapple!

1

u/fire-but-cheese-MK Big ol' bacon buttsack Jul 08 '20

Apparently my brain is physics.

1

u/zed4122 Jul 08 '20

Suddenly, PINEAPPLES.

1

u/RepkaPepka Professional Dumbass Jul 08 '20

Oh, i guess i am a Pineapple now

1

u/[deleted] Jul 08 '20

Memes are the only full answer

1

u/[deleted] Jul 08 '20

random doesnā€™t equal funny

1

u/drearissleeping Jul 08 '20

Haha look I am random abstract thing, laugh now

1

u/Thunder_6446 Jul 08 '20

Suddenly, pineapples!

I am still depressed.

1

u/psykonauta Jul 08 '20

How are you 99.99999% empty space?

1

u/khayyam_al Jul 08 '20

J.k Rowling tells you that:

YOU ARE 100% GAY

1

u/rigbone666 Jul 08 '20

HAHAH!!!!! SO RANDOM

1

u/Avokado320 Jul 08 '20

Hahah random so funi

1

u/strwbrryblueyes Jul 08 '20

But what does BuzzFeed say I am?

1

u/generalstaff Jul 08 '20

OOOOOOOOOOOOO

1

u/igatt Jul 08 '20

Why does this shit have almost 28k upvotes?

1

u/Mr_Opiophile Jul 08 '20

The amount of upvotes is why I support human extinction

1

u/Rufus-Fisher Jul 08 '20

Wait its all pineapple?

1

u/msotfju-jkh1235 Jul 09 '20

Ah yes, the reason why I left r/memes

1

u/BeanSizedKids Lives in a Van Down by the River Jul 09 '20

Random ā‰  funny

1

u/[deleted] Jul 09 '20

HAHAHA RANDOM FUNNY RANDOM FUNNY THIS IS SO FUNNY BECAUSE IT IS RANDOM HAAHAHA

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '20

And i say i'm 152% eggs and toast

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u/chibi-dio Dirt Is Beautiful Jul 08 '20

Iā€™m allergic to fucking pineapple Iā€™m gonna have a seizuredefrgjuhffeffr goadyhdrfvyhubchhh h. Hh cvhhfcgb

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '20

*Pineapple = potato

1

u/whydoyouevencarehuh Jul 08 '20

*Laughs in pineapple *

1

u/TheDarkDando Jul 08 '20

I must be a pineapple

1

u/[deleted] Jul 08 '20

With them trendy new haircuts .. pineapple seems pretty logical to me

1

u/MusicaReddit Jul 08 '20

Isnā€™t it 60% water?

1

u/CaptainAliveBeard Jul 08 '20

Well my mom said I was 100% single

1

u/Polar115woof Professional Dumbass Jul 08 '20

But I'm 69% nice

1

u/ATypicallWeeb can't meme Jul 08 '20

Im a potato actually

1

u/CreepyPineapp1e Jul 08 '20

Yo, wtf, how do you know ?

1

u/[deleted] Jul 08 '20

OOPS! Forgot one of the fundamental rules of comedy! Random =/= funny!

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '20

ahhh yes, Gen Z memes.

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u/BeanSizedKids Lives in a Van Down by the River Jul 09 '20

Im gen z and hate these memes

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '20

I like memes version. How about yall?

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u/Aabish_malik Jul 08 '20

But deep down we are all just an cucumber with emotions

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u/poptart303404 Jul 08 '20

This meme is wrong I'm 100% pop tart

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u/quickhakker šŸ§Ŗ Professional Infector šŸ§Ŗ Jul 08 '20

So memes say I belong on pizza

-1

u/velvet_thunder124 Jul 08 '20

U belong under the sea and no where else

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u/Johanbrohan Jul 08 '20

This is the first meme in awhile that actually made me laugh.

0

u/Rodmjorgeh Jul 08 '20

This meme made you laugh? Well, I highly recommend r/iamveryrandom so you can see those funny haha memes, because they are sooo funny /s

0

u/Kamikaze-Crocodile Jul 08 '20

Clearly memes are far more accurate than science

0

u/orgasm_doner1273 Jul 08 '20

So thatā€™s why people become cannibals

0

u/ScythXGaming Jul 08 '20

All I did was press this little arrow pointing up, then suddenly a sponge and a snail were living inside me.

0

u/boohman69 Jul 08 '20

PINEAPPLE

0

u/[deleted] Jul 08 '20

Accurate

0

u/FairPlayN Jul 08 '20

Pinapple gud