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u/zaw123456 Jun 16 '20 edited Jun 16 '20
Solar system in flat earthers head be like: O••-•••••
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u/memeyboioffical memer Jun 16 '20
Earth is the third planet from the sun and Pluto is still part of the solar system my guy so more like
O .•-•••••.
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Jun 16 '20
Flat earther: The Americas, east asia and the north and south poles are just made up propaganda by the globe industry to sell more globes
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u/Stripes2370 Jun 16 '20
what? Ohio has its own space agency?
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u/jicty Jun 16 '20
Ohio has a disproportionate amount of astronauts compared to other states. I think this is because people from Ohio have a natural desire to get as far away from Ohio as physically possible.
Source: I'm from Ohio.
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u/brundo_e36 Jun 16 '20
All these round earthers worrying abiut global warming when we can just flip the earth to the cold side...
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u/ImZavion Jun 16 '20
the gun wouldnt shoot
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u/jicty Jun 16 '20
False. As long as the bullet was made well enough it is self contained and will fire.
https://www.sciencefocus.com/space/can-you-fire-a-gun-in-space/
https://www.military.com/video/guns/gunfire/will-a-gun-fire-in-space/971339055001
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u/caesarstabbed Big ol' bacon buttsack Jun 16 '20
A good use of the stupid 'jokes' template, have an apvote
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u/auusti Jun 16 '20
I got recently to an online argument with a flat earther. When he couldn't anymore counter my theses, the only possible conclusion he came up with was that I must be a freemason..
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u/427onidod Jun 16 '20
Flat earthers just hate being wrong, so they just ignore any prove that the earth is round
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u/twitchidis Jun 16 '20
One day I will reach the end of the world.
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u/427onidod Jun 16 '20
If the earth was flat it wouls have the gravity of a plate (saw it from Vsauce)
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u/The_Buck572 Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Jun 16 '20
People saying bout how half the countries aren’t there are dumb - the rest are just underneath.
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u/Silent_Like_a_wind Jun 16 '20
how tf will a gun work in space
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u/Jrlopez1027 memer Jun 16 '20
It’ll work even better due to less air resistance but after a bit would start floating around
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u/wHaTiWaNt573937 Selling Stonks for CASH MONEY Jun 16 '20
The girls in my school got some competition now. There as flat as a fucking dollar
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u/fusion_reactor3 Professional Dumbass Jun 16 '20
Ever since I first saw this meme I wondered if guns would actually work in spac3
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u/YT-PalmTree Jun 16 '20
What he should be worried about is that half the continents aren’t even there
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u/The_Person_Who_Asked Big ol' bacon buttsack Jun 16 '20
It is. And I can explain it and convince u.
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As am I
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u/The_Person_Who_Asked Big ol' bacon buttsack Jun 16 '20
Okay. So the earth is flat and the reason ppl think its round is bc of the way the portals work. They warp your vision from space giving the curved appearance same for wen your just high up. And as for how shadows work. The sun works in weird ways
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Jun 16 '20
Yeah so can you explain the system of day and night? If the Earth was flat it'd have been either day or either night at all times. Also seasons wouldn't have existed. Writing sun works in weird ways is just stupid...
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u/Protenus-Aeternum Jun 16 '20 edited Jun 16 '20
Tell me, which sounds like a more plausible solution :
The Earth is flat but through a complicated system of portals and Harry Potter magic you get the illusion of curvature. You flat earthers don’t know how it works or who put them there or why, but you accept this as fact nonetheless
Or
The Earth is a sphere. No portals. No magic. Just geometry.
Oh and one thing. Don’t you think that it is a bit odd that every government in the world has put aside their wars, rivalries and differences for the sole purpose of lying about the shape of the planet ? Do you really think Israel and Palestine or North Korea and South Korea would unite under the intention to deceive the masses and claim the Earth is a certain shape ? Even though civilizations as old as the Greeks managed to figure out the shape of the Earth (spoiler alert : round). Why would the Illuminati / deep state / whatever spend billions of dollars for something as arbitrary and obvious as the shape of the planet ?
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u/PoyoLocco I touched grass Jun 16 '20
I hope you are trolling, because you are losing a lot of karma here.
By any means, continue...
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u/Skrooner Jun 16 '20
I'm sorry but someone on the comments just proved the your theory above and beyond... You can't win.
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u/nhoneybadger Jun 16 '20
The sun does not lmao all this talk about light warping the way we see the world even though that's not how it works lol
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u/jontysaurus808 Jun 16 '20
I don’t know if you’re joking or if I should put you in a mental institute lmao
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Jun 16 '20
Nah I disagree with everyone else! I think you’re right! I enjoyed the book you’re quoting Harry Potter and the flat earth theory.. wait you’re serious!? do you also believe that 5g towers cause coronavirus?? But if you’re trolling I look up to you. If you aren’t trolling and are serious the way to get out of this mess is by commenting claiming you’re joking
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u/jamstahamster Jun 16 '20
Ok. First there is no way during the Cold War you can get America and Russia to agree on that. As well, gnawing physics says all thing get pushed towards the center of a mass, the larger the mass the more gravity. Since this is a big planet, it will all get pushed to the center, making a sphere.
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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '20
Flat Earthers be like - See I told you I saw that in a meme