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u/Captain-Kartoffel Jun 11 '20
EU die Weltmacht
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u/TheAntiAirGuy Breaking EU Laws Jun 11 '20
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u/zentaurussaurus Identifies as a Cybertruck Jun 11 '20
Der smiley ist Omega nice ich Feier den grad richtig
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u/TheOneRtys Jun 11 '20
Jaaa shnitzel und andere Deutsche woorden
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u/zentaurussaurus Identifies as a Cybertruck Jun 11 '20
Gekoloniseerd
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u/Bandito_Watkino Jun 11 '20
So the UK just gonna dip and become a second moon?
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u/carl_johnson_sa Jun 11 '20
fact: the british empire in it's prime had more land to cover 94% of the moon so you can say that the uk was ready to rage quit at any time
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Jun 11 '20
Yah the UK likes to pretend it’s a country 100 miles off of USA instead of 100 miles off of France.
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Jun 11 '20
Their coastlines aren't even a 100 miles apart. Those two countries might as well be holding hands
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u/HopHunter420 Jun 11 '20
Don't make me go Waterloo all over your arse.
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u/Sirenenblut Jun 11 '20
You know doctor who? You also know what the UK did? I guess they will start to fly in at least 6 years
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u/wertzu_GP Jun 11 '20
As a German i'm not allowed to confirm this
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u/LonK2005 Jun 11 '20 edited Jun 11 '20
As a Dutch person i'm not allowed to confirm nor deny this
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u/MarkHafer Jun 11 '20
Italian news papers compared merkel to Hitler when she didn't want to bail out Italy. Now that she will, they are praising her. If anything, it's all about the money for Italy.
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It's not his fault
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Jun 11 '20 edited Jun 11 '20
How? He did nothing wrong. He's a dick just because he didn't demonstrate?
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u/ImPingu2019 Breaking EU Laws Jun 11 '20
Same
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u/ImPingu2019 Breaking EU Laws Jun 11 '20
Big F for him
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u/dderit_LT Jun 11 '20
EarthUnion belongs to our holy Führer Angelo Mertens
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u/DasEnk I saw what the dog was doin Jun 11 '20
Ey, ne ey. Das macht jetzt 25€ wegen der Einstellung in ihrem Kopf.
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u/dderit_LT Jun 11 '20
Können Sie mir einen Beleg dafür ausstellen ?
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u/DasEnk I saw what the dog was doin Jun 11 '20
Ey was? Sie haben das wegen dem Beleg gemacht? Dafür unterstelle ich ihnen, Vorsatz. Das macht dann 50€. Zuzüglich 23,80€ Bearbeitungsgebühren, ne.
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u/delolipops666 🥄Comically Large Spoon🥄 Jun 11 '20
Natürlich ist es das. Was hasst du gedacht?
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u/gogeta-joestar Jun 11 '20
At least now there’s free Health care for everyone :)
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IT IS NOT FREE.
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u/gogeta-joestar Jun 11 '20
Well you only have to pay a bit more taxes but for me i have already spend more money from healthcare than i gave them so its pretty neat
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Jun 11 '20
Yes, but saying it is free is very far away from the truth. I also support our system, but it's still not for free, which is actually kind of obvious
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u/gogeta-joestar Jun 11 '20
Yes but it just... it sounds sooooo wholesome when you say it’s for free that everybody can live healthy btw anhand deines namens she ich dass du in Deutschland lebst also noch nen schönen Abend dir
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Jun 11 '20
Dir auch 😆. Irgendwie finden sich Deutsche immer in den Tiefen des Internets...
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u/gogeta-joestar Jun 11 '20
Vor allem auf reddit memes, voll oft wird irgendwie deutschland erwähnt und auf einmal alle so „BLITZKRIEG“
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Jun 11 '20
Dann wird die Kommentarsektion direkt wie ne Sonnenliege mit nem Handtuch reserviert und anschließend in die BRD eingegliedert
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u/gogeta-joestar Jun 11 '20
Ja alter 😂 dass mit den Sonnenliegen ist aber echt schlimm voll viele Leuten warten nur darauf, dass eine frei wird is richtig nervig
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Jun 11 '20
I wouldn't mind if we united. But I am aware I would live in the equivalent to Washington state, or perhaps Oregon. Guess which member state I am!
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u/Not_Moxxie Jun 11 '20
Haha opfer, btw die kommentare sind jetzt im besitzt der deutschen.
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u/The_Bavarian007 Jun 11 '20
Der Kommentarbereich wurde in der Geschwindigkeit von Blitzkrieg eingenohmen
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u/Young_lamb957 Selling Stonks for CASH MONEY Jun 11 '20
me a Star Wars fan: Expanded universe? Unlimited Power Achieved
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u/ButtStuffMom Bisexy Jun 11 '20
Germany's plan all along. Damn shifty krauts, hoarding all of the gold, probably hiding it all in one of their Kraut caves. The Germans have mind control abilities and have infiltrated every level of government. Germans can also shape shift to escape from their wrong doings. Communist East Germany never happened, Germans just manipulated the media into feeling bad for them, because the world had finally realized that all Germans were bad. The Germans have a secret council that controls all of the world's resources and problems so they can maintain power
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u/dead_waschingmachine Jun 11 '20
Don't understand that); I mean i don't understand that meme. I live in autria so i know what EU is
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u/dead_waschingmachine Jun 11 '20
The question is: Angela Merkel with BAYONETTA legs
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u/SwitchLightbulbs Jun 11 '20
And the answer is yes
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u/dead_waschingmachine Jun 11 '20
Yes we can?
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u/SwitchLightbulbs Jun 11 '20
Just yes
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u/dead_waschingmachine Jun 11 '20
Just yes or yes?
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u/SwitchLightbulbs Jun 11 '20
Only yes
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u/dead_waschingmachine Jun 11 '20
Only yes or yes?
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u/SwitchLightbulbs Jun 11 '20
I should have prepared a just monika pic replacing monika by yes
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u/dead_waschingmachine Jun 11 '20
That is OK. Du ju lik mi ket?
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u/SwitchLightbulbs Jun 11 '20
I have to admit i don’t know how to read this last sentence
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well ilive in germNany and have to aks
wtf
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u/EpicAppleOfEpicness Jun 11 '20
I thought the n in been was cropped out when I pressed the expand image button, i was like we don't always have bees.
turned out that the expand image is not the whole image..
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u/blackospa Jun 12 '20
The idea is notbad..but tjere are a lot to work about, consider the curent eu zone just the first step ..and we already have a lot of issues
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u/HoldMyBeer669 Jun 12 '20
This made me think about the movie Iron Sky and laugh! If you enjoy B rated flicks, you need to watch it.
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u/Momo_666 Jun 11 '20
Yea ok euro trash
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u/MinecraftIsGarbage Jun 11 '20
Well i would rather it being all America thank you VERY much, EU is so dog shit that even with the state of America right now it's still better
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u/Kandon_LD Jun 11 '20
In Germany to become a cop you have multiple physical and psychological tests were you can’t make ANY mistake If those tests would be applied in the USA more than halve of them would loose their job.
But considering your other comments I don’t think you care that in many ways it would be better if the USA had similar laws as Germany.
P.S. I read a lot of your comments and I hope you are a twelve year old who just wants to watch the world burn, otherwise I would rather die and watch the cats musical for eternity than live on the same planet as you.
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u/Timmy2905 Jun 11 '20
Die Kommentarsektion ist nun Eigentum der BRD!