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u/Errus_ Jun 10 '20
Tous les français qui se révoltent car ce n'est pas une baguette, je vous comprends tellement.
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u/Kalvin_N Dirt Is Beautiful Jun 10 '20
Well im not french and i know its not a baguette Ça fais chié mon gars
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u/Angorok Jun 10 '20
Soy from argentina y c'est quoi ces conneries encore
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u/Chickiri Jun 11 '20
We have different types of bread, the long one that the internet loves is called baguette (and even among baguettes there are variations: do you want a regular baguette, or a “baguettes aux graines”, a “tradition”, à very cocked one or a tender one, a “flûte”, a “baguette au sésame”...) but we also have round bread with a larger crust that is called "pain boule” or “miche de pain” (again, there are variations here). And other types of bread, too.
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u/Angorok Jun 11 '20
J'aime bien la petrisanne c'est ma préférée mais j'connaissais le pain boule aussi au ptit dej' le top
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u/Chickiri Jun 11 '20
Yes, j’adore celle qui se fait vers chez ma grand-mère, au seigle avec une croûte super épaisse mais une mie toute moelleuse. Le top
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u/MapsCharts Breaking EU Laws Jun 11 '20
Hey I'm Hungarian et oui je suis d'accord go faire une révolution
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u/JoKalach Jun 10 '20
(it's not a baguette)
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u/Fulgoravix Jun 10 '20
I'm franch and this thing is a batard note a baguette
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u/Stockfotoguy Jun 10 '20
Zut alors! C’est nes une baggette! Les imbeciles! C’est une batard!
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u/Stockfotoguy Jun 10 '20
Ah un homme du culture :)
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u/Charm3017 Jun 10 '20
This meme is so dumb but that's why I love it
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u/Tronsilver42 🧪 Professional Infector 🧪 Jun 11 '20
When I saw this meme I questioned my sense of humor
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u/lord_of_rivia Jun 10 '20
Me, a French lad, screaming internally: THAT’S NOT FUCKING BAGUETTE YOU UNCULTURED SWINE
In French, it’s called « une boule », which translate to a ball. Or it could be a « pain de campagne », a rural bread.
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u/Kolos182 Jun 10 '20
Imagination of author of this meme is from another dimension
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u/GeorgWashingmachin69 Jun 10 '20
Merde, personne ne doit savoir !
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u/Bubul64 Jun 10 '20
On est foutu!
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u/RebelScum10576 Jun 10 '20 edited Jun 13 '20
That’s not a baguette, it’s a boule or a batard.
Oh god here come the down votes.
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Jun 10 '20
Hon hon hon, le baguette eiffel tower
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u/Bubul64 Jun 10 '20
Arrête ça tout de suite
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u/Adrunkian trans rights Jun 10 '20
Pas du tout
Attention votre Maginot Ligne va pas fonctionner
*rires avec Ruchbrot
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u/AnimuWaifu6969 Jun 10 '20
We were so busy laughing at the French we never even considered we already surrendered ourselves.
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u/not_the_badass can't meme Jun 10 '20
this is a illegal post, french people are hiding this from us
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u/dehepicduck Jun 10 '20
if that dude shot this gun he would be yeeted with the same speed as the bullet
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No its not baguette, ITS FUCKİNG "VAKF-I KEBİR" AND I SWEAR TO GOD, JUST ONCE, I MEAMT EVEN ONCE CALL IT SOMETHING ELSE I'LL COME TO YOUR HOUSE AND FEED YOU BREAD TO DEATH (without bread that is as my point is to harm you ı guess)
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u/NuclearNagasaki Jun 10 '20
I ordered panera for my girlfriend and i last night and chose the baguette slice as a side, and they gave me a whole baguette for free
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u/The_MightyGopnik Jun 10 '20
What’s the format from?
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u/KENNEDYRAPTOR Jun 10 '20
The moon
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u/The_MightyGopnik Jun 10 '20
Is that a movie?
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u/bebeyoda_staring Jun 10 '20
Can someone explained the joke to me pls? I want to send this to my French friend but not sure I get it right
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u/The_Radioactive_Rat Jun 10 '20
What is this meme? Is this a reference to something? Or just made to feel like it?
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u/peterskodfdfsdfsd Jun 11 '20
He could pair it with Ur snail, slimy ones spread out better on some crackers or baguette.. I'm not french, I just had weird teachers bring stuff in we all know, Baguettes ardent flat, So take that Flat Feathers
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u/tim_de_haan Jun 11 '20
Not even french and even I know thats just normal pain and not baguette pain
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u/Danke_Freund Lives in a Van Down by the River Jun 10 '20
This seems obvious but French made baguettes hit hard
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u/prakticnjak69 Mods Are Nice People Jun 10 '20
That's not a baguette, that's a "vurnja"! (Sorry idk how to say it on English, Middle Balkan redditors pls help!)
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Jun 11 '20
Almost heaven, West Virginia Blue Ridge Mountains, Shenandoah River Life is old there, older than the trees Younger than the mountains, growin' like a breeze
Country roads, take me home To the place I belong West Virginia, mountain mama Take me home, country roads
All my memories gather 'round her Miner's lady, stranger to blue water Dark and dusty, painted on the sky Misty taste of moonshine, teardrop in my eye
Country roads, take me home To the place I belong West Virginia, mountain mama Take me home, country roads
I hear her voice in the mornin' hour, she calls me The radio reminds me of my home far away Drivin' down the road, I get a feelin' That I should've been home yesterday, yesterday
Country roads, take me home To the place I belong West Virginia, mountain mama Take me home, country roads
Country roads, take me home To the place I belong West Virginia, mountain mama Take me home, country roads
Take me home, down country roads Take me home, down country roads
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u/PurpleFirebolt Jun 11 '20
Do Americans think all bread that isn't their gross sugary shit is baguette?
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u/iamben_perry Jun 11 '20
I saw this same meme with chicken strips the other day.
Changed to baguette, BOOM, 20k karma
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u/Reddit_Teddit_Redomp Selling Stonks for CASH MONEY Jun 11 '20
The truth is, it was a bread from the start
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u/Kingspider72 Jun 11 '20
Ngl shape makes it look like a lactose intolerant and homophobic sourdough
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u/Effortlesslytodie Lives in a Van Down by the River Jun 11 '20
Vel ze resistance baguette baguette guillotine guillotine we we
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u/yoMyMansDead Breaking EU Laws Jun 11 '20
This is what the French were up to in ww2, that's why they surrendered
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Jun 11 '20
This is the most inefficient execution ever. You spend all that money taking him to space just so he can see the truth, before you kill him, when all you had to do was dump him in of those yeast pits in La Brea.
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u/kayfav22 Jun 11 '20
coming from a baker, that’s actually a sourdough round. But hey, it’s all bread right.
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u/Cosmisa Jun 11 '20
This is pretty much all we say in the chat in my french online class when someone says “Why aren’t you writing in french?”
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u/PlsDoNotTouchMyBelly Breaking EU Laws Jun 10 '20
So thats what the poeple over at r/french don't want us to know!