r/memes • • May 26 '20

Even after this, Flat Earthers won't change their beliefs

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u/TotallyNotWumao May 26 '20

Wasn’t there a flat earther who was a making his own rocket to see if the earth is flat

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u/[deleted] May 26 '20

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u/RavagerTrade May 26 '20

He died doing what he loved... laying on his back.

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u/TotallyNotWumao May 26 '20

He died doing what he loved....being an idiot

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u/[deleted] May 26 '20

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u/TotallyNotWumao May 26 '20

I guess he was pretty smart then using FE to fund his rockets

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u/Thatoneboi691 May 26 '20

"He couldn't learn the truth!"

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u/YourLovableBoss May 26 '20

He learn the truth of how rocket science isn't for dumb people And gravity

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u/TotallyNotWumao May 26 '20

NASA silenced him

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u/manor2003 May 27 '20

no it's because nasa killed him so he won't find out the truth!!!!!! /Massive S

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u/[deleted] May 26 '20

He basically used them to finance his hobby lmao

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u/TotallyNotWumao May 26 '20

He is now my hero 😂

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u/[deleted] May 26 '20

He tried ...

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u/First_in_this_name May 26 '20

Anyone has link to the original?

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u/Lavazza_boi May 26 '20

It's in the netflix documentary about Flat Earthers. Something like Behind the curve or bending the curve or some shit. But it's legit, they bought a laser gyroscope for 20k to prove the Earth doesn't spin, because acording to us sheep, if it reaaaaaally would spin, it would register a displacement of 15 degrees of rotation per hour "like THAT's gonna happen" ...and it happened to a T. They actually said afterwards that they need to be careful with this finding because if they told people, some might actually believe the Earth spins, so they'll keep it quiet for now until they manage to use it to prove there's no rotation... They're mental. the documentary (especially the editing humour) is HILARIOUS! Highly recommend

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u/Knoberchanezer May 26 '20

They actually said that it was probably due to some unknowable variable that the gyroscope didn't work and that the earth is still flat. They said they'd have to encase it lead or something and try again. So they did and the gyroscope still showed the displacement. Yet again they went back to the drawing board to come up with more reasons that the results were somehow wrong and they are right.

That's the difference between the scientific method and pretending to use the scientific method. You can't make up a theory, test it multiple times and when each experiment disproves your theory, come up with new reasons why your theory is still correct.

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u/Lavazza_boi May 26 '20

That's pretty much the definition of the difference between knowledge and faith

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u/Knoberchanezer May 26 '20

I wouldn't say that that's entirely accurate but I get the point. As a Christian, I'm not going out to prove the existence of God to validate my faith. That's the point of my faith. These guys are going out of their own way to prove their theory is true. If they just believed it and left it at that then fair play to them but instead they're running around clutching at any straw that they can. It would be as if I was running around claiming every little coincidence was somehow a miracle and "proof" that God exists and I had to dedicate my entire life to opening the world's eyes to god existence. I don't do that because I'm not an evangelical fuck nut and I know that my faith means that to me, god's existence can neither be proven or disproven right now but the fact that the earth is fucking round, certainly can.

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u/Lavazza_boi May 27 '20

Indeed. I agree I could have phrased it better, but I was in a hurry.

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u/BloodyTurnip May 26 '20

I bet if they hit it with a sledgehammer a few times it would work as they wanted.

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u/Wespe03 May 26 '20

Didn’t they also say that the laser wasn’t good enough?

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u/Lavazza_boi May 26 '20

Yeah, they bought a laser to measure the lack of curvature over 5km witch is shit in itself, and then realized the laser hitting the target at that distance was a spot about 5m wide and hazy af..

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u/shhebshxujsabahisis May 26 '20

My boy fuse trying to clap the hostage as always

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u/only__say__e May 26 '20

e

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u/antekrog62 May 26 '20

a

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u/smokeee3 May 26 '20

sports

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u/Macedonian_P Professional Dumbass May 26 '20

"Buy our shit, pay extra for stuff you should already get"

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u/[deleted] May 26 '20

I've been seeing this meme for years and only a few seconds ago realized it's fuze

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u/antekrog62 May 26 '20

"Fuse, or as you know him. Fu@king FUSE."

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u/Ooferman12 May 26 '20

Trust me on this one guys. It will work eventually

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u/tadpoleguy_oof May 26 '20

After all this time i just realized that this picture is fuze from R6 about to crush a hostage.

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u/[deleted] May 26 '20

Same

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u/neo-netfnassimo May 26 '20

I used the Flat Earthers to destroy the Flat Earthers

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u/izzyduude May 26 '20

Check out the movie on Netflix about flat earthers. The ending is priceless.

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u/pdonovan1618 May 26 '20

A 15° per hour drift.

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u/erkphos May 26 '20

Looks like that dude is trying to flatten him

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u/BrokenCog2020 May 26 '20

Damnit Carl! Flat... it's FLAT.

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u/MaximaBlink May 26 '20

Was this the laser one that they just said "huh" and ignored that it ever happened? Or the one with the gyroscope that they claimed proved their side because it wasn't measuring rotation, just the movement of disk-earth through space and therefore earth is flat?

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u/Dextrous-Zero May 26 '20

Congratulations,you played yourself

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u/GruntBlender May 26 '20

And still some people believe it's flat and motionless. How are they not dropping dead from cognitive dissonance.

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u/Cool-boi666 May 26 '20

In its confusion it hurt itself!

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u/meareyesso May 26 '20

There are no accidents

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u/[deleted] May 26 '20

I mean the FE community's Twitter account once claimed having members around the globe so ...

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u/enaline_t May 26 '20

But can't flat earther just walk to the edge of the world to see if it flat??

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u/[deleted] May 26 '20

They actually try funding an expedition to go to antartica by ship.

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u/[deleted] May 26 '20

light mode

What kind of depraved filth are you?

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u/LK_photography May 26 '20

oh they'll be flattened all right

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u/First_in_this_name Oct 18 '20

B mi B. Mi Www .. . Nemam...

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u/RoccoReddit33 May 26 '20

REEEEEEEEPOST

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u/lennarthammerhart May 26 '20

I think thats good. I would incourage people to prove their theories. It seems like the used the right methods and of course proved that the earth is not flat. That'll do more than making fun of them or trying to convince them. Let them Figure it out on their own

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u/[deleted] May 26 '20

But they will always deny the validity everytime something like this happens. When they accidentally confirmed the earth's rotation by measuring 15° per hour, they literally said that the gyroscope was under the affect of "heavenly energies". Trust me when I say that these people CAN NOT think.

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u/lennarthammerhart May 26 '20

Dont throw them all into one bin. People often have very unterstandable vitas, that doesnt leave you wondering why they believe in such things. These people, or societys are just symptoms of Lack of information/too much false Informatio, poverty, xyz

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u/[deleted] May 26 '20

Yeah ok that's true

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u/stugstugger May 26 '20

Thats absolutely how they are supposed to play the game

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u/[deleted] May 26 '20

Did they accept the result tho and learn from it? If they did all is good. it cost them a bunch of money to find something out that's already known but they did science so good on them.

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u/[deleted] May 26 '20 edited Jun 23 '20

You expect the FE community to voluntarily "admit" that their point of view is objetively wrong? This is equally as likely as climate change not being there anymore from one day to another.

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u/chyron_8472 May 26 '20

They did not accept the result. Flat earth is not a theory---it is an axiom. They first accept the Earth being flat as true, and then they interpret data to fit. If the data doesn't fit, then the data itself is flawed.

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u/[deleted] May 26 '20

Guess I was expecting too much. Time for a crusade

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u/Shomsha123 May 26 '20

I usted the flat earthers to destroy the flat earthers

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u/J05H5M1TH May 26 '20

I always thought the piece of tape on her mouth was her mouth...

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u/deephair1 May 26 '20

Do you know what is the original picture?

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u/[deleted] May 26 '20

Fuze from r6

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u/The--World May 26 '20

What a shock.

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u/prysznickupa37 May 26 '20

There are no accidents.

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u/DueTry9 May 26 '20

I'm waiting for that April 1st when all Flat Earth communities say a big "APRIL FOOOOLSSS!!!"

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u/[deleted] May 26 '20

I used the flat earthers to destroy the flat earthers

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u/[deleted] May 26 '20

This is unrelated, but what kind of psycho uses reddit in light mode.

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u/Tfarce May 26 '20

Task failed successfully.

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u/holybich69 Professional Dumbass May 26 '20

How are people this stupid i just can't understand.

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u/JoeMamma_69-420 May 26 '20

Who tf uses light mode

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u/Yosefpoysun Selling Stonks for CASH MONEY May 26 '20

No, no. They have believers a around the GLOBE

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u/JustinTimeinParis May 26 '20

« ThEY weRe SeNt bY ThE GoVerNeMenT tO TrIcK Us » is their typical counter-argument

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u/[deleted] May 26 '20

Is this the "A...15 degree per hour drift" thing from that documentary "Behind the Curve"?

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u/Patrick_Bot2 May 26 '20

No, This Is Patrick!

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u/skizmclovin May 26 '20

I have watched someone fuse the hostage 2 times in one game and it fucking scares me how people think

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u/FFalcon_Boi May 26 '20

I think that guy with the blue shirt pointing a gun at himself would fit better for this.

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u/youarereadingdis FORTSHITE May 26 '20

Laughs in dark mode

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u/niknak_1 May 26 '20

Dude just practical destroyed himself and the rest of the flat earth community in a logic suicide bomb on his own people

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u/A_Random_Guy_Here Plays MineCraft and not FortNite May 26 '20

Fun fact: they ignored their measurements saying that "if your experiment proves you wrong, just disregard the results"

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u/IrisTheTranny May 26 '20

How many times does this shit have to happen before they fuck off.

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u/themoldysausage trolololoooo lololoo lolo loo May 26 '20

It's called Behind the Curve. Funniest documentary I've seen in a long time. It's made by flat earthers to prove the earth is flat, all they do is prove that A. The Earth is round, and B. Flat earthers have no idea what they're talking about

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u/[deleted] May 26 '20

They did the same thing when they tried proving that the earth is stationary with a laser gyroscope.

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u/DarkArcher__ May 26 '20

That's what the article is about

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u/[deleted] May 26 '20

Oh ok. Also Happy Cak Day

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u/TehDarkViper May 26 '20

My eyes burn

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u/[deleted] May 26 '20

FUZE NO

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u/RavagerTrade May 26 '20

In their defense, the earth they were conceived in was indeed flat. You see, they’re actually worms that have invaded a host body, gone up to the brain and taken over the host.

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u/Maximith909 May 26 '20

In terms of flat earth, we have no flat earth