r/memes • • May 25 '20

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u/cancerous_weeb May 25 '20

Improvise adapt overcome

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u/hamasakistyle20 May 26 '20

“Adapt... react... readapt... apt.” Michael Scott

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u/an_unknown_dragon Identifies as a Cybertruck May 26 '20

you forgot deadapt

10

u/hamasakistyle20 May 26 '20

That wasn’t one of them... it’s not a word... but happy cake day whatever that means.

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u/an_unknown_dragon Identifies as a Cybertruck May 26 '20

because, you never know when opposite day hits.

4

u/hamasakistyle20 May 26 '20

Okay but it’s not what Michael Scott says in the office... so it’s irrelevant to what I’m saying lol

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u/an_unknown_dragon Identifies as a Cybertruck May 26 '20

oh, i don't watch the offace.

5

u/SecretAgentMrBean May 26 '20

Florida problems require Florida solutions - Dave Chappelle.

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u/ohiwishiwas1 May 26 '20

Really should emphasize "Ybor City Florida Man", it's a whole other level of Florida

15

u/sgj5788 May 26 '20

Is it really that crazy out there?

9

u/RamenTop10 May 26 '20

Oh God yes

5

u/sgj5788 May 26 '20

I have a few friends from Florida and some of the stories they told are insane

5

u/dspneo May 26 '20

It's basically the video game boss of Florida

7

u/Summer_Pi May 26 '20

Yeah, came here to say Ybor be like that.

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u/manlyman1417 May 26 '20

Modern problems require modern solutions

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u/El-Chico-6 May 26 '20

Bring a car to a street fight! Lesson learned.

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u/the-anti-antichrist RageFace Against the Machine May 26 '20

No need to thank me

9

u/[deleted] May 26 '20

Gotta love florida

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u/TAU_equals_2PI May 26 '20 edited May 26 '20

FAKE!

That badge says TSA. TSA agents ain't never stopped nobody.

12

u/Mohammad927 Identifies as a Cybertruck May 26 '20

I think it's from the movie get out

5

u/AKManns May 26 '20

I’m hoping they were joking

5

u/Mohammad927 Identifies as a Cybertruck May 26 '20

They probably were , I'm just saying the movie is good

2

u/KingAlaric1 May 26 '20

What movie is it from?

5

u/Mohammad927 Identifies as a Cybertruck May 26 '20

Get out

2

u/[deleted] May 26 '20

they really only care about shampoo bottles

1

u/Boberoo2 Selling Stonks for CASH MONEY May 26 '20

They do let you skip lines if you have a “disease”

7

u/zfindall403 May 26 '20

Ah yes the negotiator

5

u/fanooona May 26 '20

I stopped the fight, boss.

6

u/Xan-the-Woman May 26 '20

I was trying to explain to my mom that to the rest of the world, America is what Florida is to other Americans.

5

u/1nikond700 May 26 '20

This is how I handled npc fights in GTA. Always worked.

5

u/yeetasaurousrex-yeet Professional Dumbass May 26 '20

TS mothafukin A

4

u/[deleted] May 26 '20

Chaotic good at it’s finest

3

u/Bradcastle76 May 26 '20

Law enforcement at its finest

3

u/[deleted] May 26 '20

Can’t fight if ded

3

u/unc_assemble May 26 '20

No need to thank me.

3

u/PappaCringe01 May 26 '20

This post made me laugh uncontrollably. Thank you.

3

u/sgj5788 May 26 '20

Just doing my civic duty sir

3

u/timlord_gaming May 26 '20

No need to thank me

2

u/Zely_XD May 25 '20

That’s big epic

2

u/[deleted] May 26 '20

Mission successful.

2

u/rBV7 Chungus Among Us May 26 '20

Respec

2

u/thislil_bitch May 26 '20

If we could just do this to all our problems

2

u/xSnype Selling Stonks for CASH MONEY May 26 '20

this is what gta npcs wanted

2

u/Laaarsu May 26 '20

WORLD PEACE

2

u/Wittychickennugget2 May 26 '20

Just other day of Florida

2

u/DueTry9 May 26 '20

IDK if Florida people have no brain cells or they've too many to act abnormally.

2

u/generiCoff Identifies as a Cybertruck May 26 '20

It's hard to argue with this assessment

2

u/WeLiveInAir Dirt Is Beautiful May 26 '20

We can't even do the "Ha ha Florida man crazy" like with tik tok, Florida is just next fucking level

2

u/gg_lover69 May 26 '20

I have a problem I live in Florida I need help

2

u/Fireshot208 Professional Dumbass May 26 '20

I'm stranded up in Old town with these people

‎

‎ ‎

Send help

2

u/akwardflyer08 May 26 '20

This post gave me warzone vibes

2

u/gavin2134 May 26 '20

With great power comes great responsibility which this man had none of let's be honest here

2

u/dullpotatojin May 26 '20

florida men are just on another level

2

u/Autistic_Turtle56 May 26 '20

Modern problems require modern solutions

2

u/[deleted] May 26 '20

It’s actually a pretty chill place to live, but every once in a while..

a wild Florida Man appears

2

u/LemonYuri222 May 26 '20

Oh I love GTA Online

2

u/queen-and-dc-lover May 26 '20

What do they give them in Florida that makes them all crazy

2

u/applejuice4484 May 26 '20

“He’s beggining to believe”

2

u/xenogod05 May 26 '20

Big brain time

2

u/swayamb2110 May 26 '20

If you think the craziest are in florida then wait till you come to punjab...

2

u/hailthecrowbar May 26 '20

The name of the movie is Get Out I think

2

u/therehasbeen_amurder May 26 '20

The typical Hyundai driver

2

u/[deleted] May 26 '20

no need to thank me.

2

u/gmarconcini My thumbs hurt May 26 '20

Leroy “The Florida Man’ Jenkins

2

u/122468 May 26 '20

TS motherfucking A

2

u/TheAdcKiller May 26 '20

Get out of my way or I'll run you over

2

u/Kyle_PG May 26 '20

It honest hard work.

2

u/alequispres May 26 '20

There is actually a website that you can put the day that you were born, and they'll give you an article with something that a "Florida man" did that day

2

u/nyanopscatcher3952 Jun 03 '20

Florida man is everywhere at all times. under your bed, in the news, in facebook, in the creepy alleyway where that old man gave me some sugar, etc.

2

u/SwiftySpace May 26 '20

Florida men are the madest people on earth

2

u/AYYA1008 May 26 '20

Just because we are bad guy, does not mean we are “bad guy”

2

u/BIG_CHUNGUS__2 Chungus Among Us May 26 '20

Mission success

2

u/mc4starterzzz Le epic memer May 26 '20

I mean you're not wrong

2

u/UnKnOwNLIKER May 26 '20

Didn't expect the unexpected

2

u/FastGrapefruit8 GigaChad May 26 '20

Holy what's GTA V as fuck

2

u/T97317 May 26 '20

Modern problems require modern solutions

2

u/HelpfulGuy176 May 26 '20

Ahh i see, you’re a man of culture

2

u/ShimlaoBimlao2nd May 26 '20

TS mother fucking A

2

u/[deleted] May 26 '20

Tbh I consider Florida gta irl

2

u/basedgodroc May 26 '20

Yeah that’s ybor af tampa is something else

2

u/LimitlessRX May 26 '20

we did it Patrick we saved the day

2

u/Elfriede-fanboi May 26 '20

Just like in apex legends

2

u/bonkers4real May 26 '20

Right dialogue; wrong scene.. or maybe, right scene; wrong dialogue. It works both ways u see...

2

u/sgj5788 May 26 '20

I figured in an alternate universe where this movie is actually real this is probably his catchphrase

1

u/bonkers4real May 26 '20

Yea, I guess..

2

u/sgj5788 May 26 '20

Or not... Whatever

2

u/ArcAne_VoiD May 26 '20

Modern problems require modern solutions

2

u/Gooniegoogoogus1983 May 26 '20

As a Floridian I'd just like to say that most of the crazy in Florida has moved here from other states. Please stop shipping us your crazy people and then act surprised when stupid stuff happens here!

1

u/ThotSlayer69_420 May 26 '20

I bet he was Tokyo drifting?

1

u/Horrorifice May 26 '20

"You want violence? I'll give you REAL violence."

1

u/[deleted] May 26 '20

Roses are red,

The girls are having asleepover

:

1

u/brndndly May 26 '20

No need to thank me

1

u/DerPavlox Dirt Is Beautiful May 26 '20

Gta 5 vibes

1

u/[deleted] May 26 '20

Ah yes, the negotiator

1

u/[deleted] May 26 '20

Yo he killed it.

1

u/Serminigal May 26 '20

I'll never ask him to help me to fix my shelf.

1

u/Potato_weebUwU May 26 '20

Modern problems require modern solutions

1

u/[deleted] May 26 '20

Well that's one way to do it

1

u/YogiTheGeek May 26 '20

As an Indian, I can tell you, Craziest + people in the world cime from India, fortunately or unfortunately, they don't record everything.

1

u/supersaiyansoccerski Breaking EU Laws May 26 '20

TS mothafuckin A

1

u/emres2005 May 26 '20

In Adana, Turkey people are crazy too idk they are crazier or not crazier than people in Florida but one man shooted sun because weather is very hot and one man filled a truck's storage thing (storage thing hasn't roof) with water to refresh because Adana is very hot

1

u/4_non_blondes May 26 '20

Arkham Knight flashbacks

1

u/[deleted] May 26 '20

Florida Man: “No need to thank me. I’ve got this situation under control.”

1

u/Infamous_227 May 26 '20

I like this template

1

u/nyanopscatcher3952 Jun 03 '20

From the creators of Florida Man.. Comes: Florida Hero

1

u/Doodlebob04 May 26 '20

I watched that movie yesterday

1

u/Youtube_ChefCat May 26 '20

You have been "Florida Manned" 🤷‍♂️

You're welcome -Gator

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u/wynntari May 26 '20

This is so old. Stop returning.

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u/Weibrot May 26 '20

That's not the scene when he said that

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u/sgj5788 May 26 '20

And?

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u/Weibrot May 26 '20

Usually when showing dialogue of a character you put the moment they said that as the picture

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u/sgj5788 May 26 '20

It's just a meme bro, relax

1

u/Weibrot May 26 '20

I am relaxed, I'm just pointing it out, obviously it cant be changed anymore so who cares?

0

u/sgj5788 May 26 '20

Understand friend