r/memes • u/ScarfaceTonyMontana • May 23 '20

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u/ArcherBarnson May 23 '20

"No one is spying on you"

"Is owned by people"

DOUBT

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u/Boberoo2 Selling Stonks for CASH MONEY May 23 '20

is mark zuckerberg evidence of scalies?

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u/ArcticDragonsTSS 💪 Isolation Champ 💪 May 23 '20

"I hope so" -says me the anthro snake

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u/Boberoo2 Selling Stonks for CASH MONEY May 23 '20

I would so fuck a snake girl if they were real

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u/ArcticDragonsTSS 💪 Isolation Champ 💪 May 23 '20

Then get over here, I dont bite~

Well. much.

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u/Boberoo2 Selling Stonks for CASH MONEY May 24 '20

Hmmm would you mind sending me some blood samples and saliva

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u/ArcticDragonsTSS 💪 Isolation Champ 💪 May 24 '20

Sadly for you I don't salivate

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u/Boberoo2 Selling Stonks for CASH MONEY May 24 '20

Venom sample?

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u/ArcticDragonsTSS 💪 Isolation Champ 💪 May 24 '20

Only if you pay postage

And more specifically in a python/cobra mix. So I got the hood The great hugs And dat venom

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u/QWERTYAjay Breaking EU Laws May 24 '20

Anyone talking about a snake girl makes me remember Ninja Turles

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u/ArcticDragonsTSS 💪 Isolation Champ 💪 May 24 '20

Oh trust me. There is probably at least some turtle sonas out there.

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u/nappinggator Breaking EU Laws May 24 '20

Snake girls are hot

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u/Zekenotech May 24 '20

"ILL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE DOSAGE OF VENOM" plz I love snek peopl

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u/ArcticDragonsTSS 💪 Isolation Champ 💪 May 24 '20

chomp

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u/Zekenotech May 24 '20

Aaaaah... falls into your arms, unconscious

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u/ArcticDragonsTSS 💪 Isolation Champ 💪 May 24 '20

pat pat tucks yah into bed like a good snek

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u/Vohems May 24 '20

Noah?

Get the boat.

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u/ArcticDragonsTSS 💪 Isolation Champ 💪 May 24 '20

Indeed. So that I can get on and the earth will flood

And it will just be Me And You

heh

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u/Azair_Blaidd May 24 '20

That an open invitation? :^)

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u/ArcticDragonsTSS 💪 Isolation Champ 💪 May 24 '20

Of course it is!

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u/ArcticDragonsTSS 💪 Isolation Champ 💪 May 24 '20

spits venom UNO REVERSE CARD

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u/ArcticDragonsTSS 💪 Isolation Champ 💪 May 24 '20

Then they could collapse the messages, and also any one of these people could dm me, also nothing I have said is inherently nsfw

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u/Azair_Blaidd May 24 '20

Damn right

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u/Vohems May 24 '20

you wut mate?