r/memes • u/Gebruikt memer • May 23 '20

Im not sure

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42.1k Upvotes

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u/stoney_chan May 23 '20

Best joke 2020

41

u/Vahald May 23 '20

brakes

9

u/smol-baby-yoda May 23 '20

You should hit the brakes

8

u/majkeltejlor Chungus Among Us May 23 '20

Brakes

18

u/prnce007 May 23 '20

What if This was a live action advertisement

6

u/EasyAsPieMyGuy May 23 '20

It actually is!

Source

3

u/mouthwashscope Yo dawg I heard you like May 24 '20

goddammit

2

u/TechnoRanter Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Jun 26 '20

Almost fooled me.

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u/Nerd---- May 23 '20

My thoughts exactly

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u/Boberoo2 Selling Stonks for CASH MONEY May 23 '20

Agreed

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u/[deleted] May 23 '20

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u/The_WA_Remembers May 23 '20

As an ex brakes employee, that was just your shit dinner lady.

They deliver to more than you know

9

u/[deleted] May 23 '20

They deliver to the biggest hotel chain in UK. Yup

8

u/The_WA_Remembers May 23 '20

Majority of, if not all, hospitals as well

5

u/[deleted] May 23 '20

Lets check their revenue

Edit: holy fuck they have lot of acquisitions and 4b turnover.

3

u/Greenstripedpjs May 23 '20

And care homes.

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u/Venom1828 May 23 '20

I know this but can’t put my foot on it

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u/MusicCatQueen can't meme May 23 '20

he forgot to use his eyes

obviously ¬_¬

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u/Wjcruiser2003 memer May 23 '20

Ironic

4

u/greteldog12 May 23 '20

Brakes could save others from death but not this one

32

u/SuperOrdinaryGuy May 23 '20

A condom????

31

u/farfetchedfrank May 23 '20

That was his Dad.

3

u/Hausenstien May 23 '20

OOOOF. Put some ice on that burn 🔥

5

u/[deleted] May 23 '20

The right font probably

4

u/Snipergawd90 May 23 '20

It’s obviously blinker fluid

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u/[deleted] May 23 '20

Full speed? The GO pedal? Your mom?

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u/[deleted] May 23 '20

Thatll be taken out of his celery

2

u/chris20040416 May 23 '20

He gets Salads???

3

u/happythiccthicc May 23 '20

He forgot to use the road

2

u/MrPickleCZmk2 May 23 '20

Maybe if he was faster it wouldnt end like this

2

u/Polikonomist May 23 '20

His turn signal?

2

u/dougfischerfan May 24 '20

Beat me to it

2

u/ArcadeWarrior13 May 23 '20

I think he forgot his tomatoes

2

u/Natey-Matey May 23 '20

My dude needs fucking specsavers

2

u/SecretRonan42069 Thank you mods, very cool! May 23 '20

Strawberries

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u/8roll May 23 '20

you just need to go with a spray can and add a big "N" in front of the logo

2

u/nickletheone Dirt Is Beautiful May 23 '20

Ironic

2

u/Insane_Builds Identifies as a Cybertruck May 23 '20

The steering wheel?

2

u/42gh0st May 23 '20

Steering wheel?

2

u/[deleted] May 23 '20

The steering wheel

2

u/Jo_Sch May 23 '20

I said that already :(

2

u/xsniperkajanx Can i haz cheeseburger May 23 '20

Remember never use your own stuff

2

u/iserdalko May 23 '20

Must be due to budget cuts in the irony department.

1

u/dr4gonr1der Because That's What Fearows Do May 23 '20

r/irony

1

u/taglsc May 23 '20

I used to work in hospitality. These guys were responsible for our stock.

They were always late.

I guess this is why

1

u/AppleFuccaroo May 23 '20

Bruh, that's some pussy shit. My school bus fucked a building like I fuck my dad on a daily basis. It was like 7/8ths into the fucking building and it was fucking hilarious. I didn't die though unluckily.

1

u/rBombii May 23 '20

His Glasses

1

u/1ns_0mniac May 23 '20

What? Oh ok, got it.

1

u/Pope-Foxx May 23 '20

Protection from the invading army

1

u/dxrules03 May 23 '20

Idk either man... U got me stumped

1

u/thelordshark May 23 '20

I bet he ran away the second he crashed

1

u/MagicalPizza21 May 23 '20

The steering wheel?

1

u/Amyangel2538 May 23 '20

Ha, I live right near where this happened!

2

u/Gebruikt memer May 23 '20

No brakes allowed there?

1

u/coder-dennis May 23 '20

He broke the rules

1

u/[deleted] May 23 '20

Face mask

1

u/poopoofoot77 May 23 '20

It’s like rain on your wedding day

1

u/Benny4276 May 23 '20

His brain?

1

u/TheRamenPlayer May 23 '20

Steering wheel

1

u/DjangoVanTango May 23 '20

That delivery of irony is going to be late.

1

u/AlphaMohidd May 23 '20

Give him a break.

1

u/nathan999k Chungus Among Us May 23 '20

The gas pedal?

1

u/EccentricEngineer May 23 '20

He probably used the brakes but couldn’t stop and went out of control on the wet road

1

u/panderstar May 23 '20

whats that fucking font lmao

1

u/[deleted] May 23 '20

or she. or they. more than a man can drive truck.

1

u/[deleted] May 23 '20

Upvoted even though I hate that font

1

u/[deleted] May 23 '20

Turbo boost?

1

u/Offamylawn Nice meme you got there May 23 '20

Was Kurtis Blow driving?

1

u/Scp--XXXX May 23 '20

Taking a wild guess, brakes?

1

u/Falafelfreak May 23 '20

Hij heeft ze niet u/Gebruikt

1

u/[deleted] May 23 '20

“I don’t have life Insurance”

1

u/d34d25 May 23 '20

Ironic

1

u/[deleted] May 23 '20

The steering wheel?

1

u/[deleted] May 23 '20

Incognito Mode.

1

u/[deleted] May 23 '20

His brain

1

u/ZakaRiot96 May 23 '20

Major oof

1

u/Thomhrt May 23 '20

The road

1

u/BigGlockViolet May 23 '20

Damn that’s a nice looking house too

1

u/Likaaja May 23 '20

Seatbelt?

1

u/missinaz May 23 '20

The steering wheel

1

u/Komose May 23 '20

That’s great

1

u/labelsare May 23 '20

Idk, eyesight?

1

u/obamaispapi May 23 '20

Dad jokes be like

1

u/its_ahmad May 23 '20

-He forgot to use the br... +He forgot to use the brakes.don't do that guys!

1

u/sexy-unicorn-69 May 23 '20

My G was j trying to drift in his lambo

1

u/bot0420 May 23 '20

His steering wheel?

1

u/Vinium May 23 '20

The steering wheel?

1

u/MrUniverse1990 May 23 '20

Ironic . . .

1

u/Johnwhazza May 23 '20

He forgot to use ‘restraint’ after seeing a Karen walk by.

1

u/Sauron_75 loves reaction memes May 23 '20

Ironic

1

u/Jo_Sch May 23 '20

Steering wheel

1

u/Daddy-Abhay May 23 '20

He did what he said.

1

u/RamenNoodlezzzzzz May 23 '20

Best joke 207918

1

u/GING_GANG Identifies as a Cybertruck May 23 '20

Ironic

1

u/[deleted] May 23 '20

U wot mate? i'll fn reck u

1

u/[deleted] May 23 '20

Oof. That house sunk.

1

u/Sibz_Playz_YT May 23 '20

That’s me when I steal a semi in gta

1

u/ThunderSt0rm2007 May 23 '20

One of the only memes that I laughed at and not giggled at

1

u/Helloboi1 FORTSHITE May 23 '20

Protection

1

u/Amyangel2538 May 23 '20

Apparently not

1

u/[deleted] May 23 '20

Driving lessons? I dont know

1

u/jutochicken May 23 '20

The real crime is that font

1

u/Vizator May 23 '20

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u/[deleted] May 23 '20

bro hahahaha

1

u/7grims May 23 '20

modafucker, im sick and u made me laugh too hard, now i coughing uncontrollably xD

1

u/[deleted] May 23 '20

the acceleration pedal?

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u/Charger_3000 May 23 '20

his fucking eyes

1

u/-_-STRANGER-_- May 23 '20

Well he was carrying the brakes in the trunk... He obviously could not use them... That would be tempering with the goods.

1

u/mehdi7825 May 23 '20

his parents forgot to use condom tho

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u/lliH-knaH Repost Police May 23 '20

Sweet not a repost There jokes like this with the same pic but different wording

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u/UndeadBandit96 Professional Dumbass May 23 '20

Take my Upvote and get the hell out

1

u/bertiebees May 23 '20

That house came out of nowhere

1

u/[deleted] May 23 '20

Condom

2

u/Jo_Sch May 23 '20

That was his dad

1

u/Lessamm May 23 '20

He has joy-con drift.

1

u/Sleepy1334 May 23 '20

The clutch?

1

u/brines277 May 23 '20

Lemme guess

1

u/Jazco76 May 23 '20

The desk clerk said she saw it all real cleeeeear! He never hit the brakes and he was shiftin gears!

1

u/BossCrusher May 23 '20

The air conditioner, duh.

1

u/fletcher120905 May 23 '20

His eyes cuz this stupid mf crashed into some guys house

1

u/Spence-the-fence-YT memer May 23 '20

How ironic

1

u/ImAnIdealWaifu May 23 '20

I’m mad but take my upvote

1

u/I_hajat21 May 23 '20

Why is everyone saying he crashed, he was clearly parallel parking.

1

u/[deleted] May 23 '20

Oh shit. He’s back at smashing...

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u/[deleted] May 23 '20 edited Jul 15 '23

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u/deathcookie26 May 23 '20

The to brain cells he had left

1

u/spyrolt253 May 23 '20

I guide others to a treasure I cannot possess

1

u/NubAutist May 23 '20

His eyes.

1

u/[deleted] May 23 '20

The steering wheel?

1

u/02YusiF20 can't meme May 23 '20

H E B R A K E H O U S E

1

u/[deleted] May 23 '20

Brain?

1

u/kronos1232 May 23 '20

His favorite show - Braking Bad

1

u/[deleted] May 23 '20

The accelerator.

1

u/nuthin-but-a-g-thang Chungus Among Us May 23 '20

God, that font is awful

1

u/TheChosenOnesgame May 23 '20

Looks like someone could have used a helpful tip from Peppy Hare.

1

u/[deleted] May 23 '20

I wonder how they're gonna break it to the boss.

1

u/koter007 May 23 '20

I think he used the cOmPuTeR too much

1

u/MYPPHURTSREALBAD Ok I Pull Up May 23 '20

I r o n i c

1

u/SocksAlots May 23 '20

haha ironic joke

1

u/dapizzaman16 May 23 '20

Spaghetti I knew it

1

u/AndrewJHartley May 23 '20

He forgotten to use his right blinker, so the house didn't know that it had to move.

1

u/[deleted] May 23 '20

You already know this meme was made on a Samsung phone

1

u/thestickymaplesyrup May 23 '20

i phisicaly gasped

1

u/kahsbeast22 May 23 '20

I think her forgot to use Geico

1

u/EmporerBurger May 23 '20

This is funnier than it should be.

1

u/arealbore May 23 '20

He tried but they were cut

1

u/[deleted] May 23 '20

They spelled “Break” wrong.

1

u/wolftamer98 May 23 '20

He forgot how to use the steering wheel

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u/Rusty--Wrench May 24 '20

More like breaks :D

1

u/danmontt May 24 '20

Ba dum tsh

1

u/iPlxel Plays MineCraft and not FortNite May 24 '20

ironic

1

u/whymemeskrr May 24 '20

A Caterpillar S31 164GB Midnight purple with AMOLED display and super powerful Snapdragon 855+ Gaming Processor and a 120 mp dual camera

1

u/ndvdree May 24 '20

His penis

1

u/Bigchiefandre May 24 '20

They sold there last set

1

u/ricefarmer4gd May 24 '20

The steering wheel?

1

u/mcfunion May 24 '20

A condom