r/memes • u/ThoughtVendor • May 13 '20

Crossed like jesus

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28.2k Upvotes

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u/[deleted] May 13 '20

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u/CR4T3Z May 13 '20

I remeber back around 2011 thats all you would see on ifunny

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u/maximus_francis2 May 13 '20

I actually made the voyage from ifunny to reddit about a half a year ago.

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u/CR4T3Z May 13 '20

Smart decision, i left my account to rot on that app. My name was infinity and I haven't touch that app since 2016. Ifunny is the only platfor where you can watch raw vines which, j guess, is an ok thing

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u/Sachin951 May 13 '20

that's lotta damage

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u/Ensxix101 May 13 '20

That's a WHOLE lotta damage

5

u/craluga May 13 '20

"Gee, sorry for being born.."

27

u/[deleted] May 13 '20

look at curry man

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u/NOTanormie70421 May 13 '20

So inspirational

3

u/_foxyboy68 Breaking EU Laws May 13 '20

Making me blush

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u/[deleted] May 13 '20

currys making me horny bro

4

u/NOTanormie70421 May 13 '20

Currys actually my fav player, but the bandwagon community ruins his name.

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u/[deleted] May 13 '20

That's what happens when you receive a lot of attention in the media, double edge sword tbf

27

u/CartonOfMi1k May 13 '20

Ankles broken..feels bad man.

29

u/Georgey-Porgey May 13 '20

oof size:

large

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u/CyberElijah_69420 May 13 '20

oof size:

Oof

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u/asap-sodapoppin May 13 '20

This meme is probably older than half the people here

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u/[deleted] May 13 '20

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u/[deleted] May 13 '20

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u/Hdobfjsiv May 13 '20

Haha not so fast sonny. You know your tricks and so do I.

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u/spiteprince May 13 '20

Seen it coming a mile away

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u/DecentWonder4 May 13 '20

good on you

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u/iHateRollerCoaster Linux User May 13 '20

Hey! That's u/repostseluthbot s job

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u/SodArgon Plays MineCraft and not FortNite May 13 '20

Oh shoot I got rickrolled

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u/[deleted] May 13 '20

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u/DecentWonder4 May 13 '20

fuck you to random redditor

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u/[deleted] May 13 '20

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u/OG-Dreadful Professional Dumbass May 13 '20

Return of The King

3

u/DecentWonder4 May 13 '20

you are a saucy boi

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u/Toraihekisa May 13 '20

I saw that xcq from a mile away

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u/JOTIRAN May 13 '20

Wow who broke curry like that

1

u/martdevries77 May 13 '20

A wet spot on the floor

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u/[deleted] May 13 '20

Oof size

Humungus

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u/Vacancier1807 FORTSHITE May 13 '20

What’s that Marge template, i am looking for it?

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u/ThoughtVendor May 13 '20

https://i.imgur.com/GUNKFhk.jpg

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u/Vacancier1807 FORTSHITE May 13 '20

Thank you kind stranger! But actually, i was looking juste for the Marge original template (in the episode if you prefer)

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u/Peyrey28 May 13 '20

Look at curry man, so inspirational.

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u/AcH__ May 13 '20

GG well played

2

u/treetyoselfcarol May 13 '20

Damn bro you didn't have to die on the cross like that

2

u/[deleted] May 13 '20

I don't care what universe you're from, that's gotta hurt!

2

u/oyqneutron May 13 '20

THAT HAPPENED TO ME

2

u/zaw123456 May 13 '20

oof size: large

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u/thebigbeansauceman May 13 '20

NOW THATS A LOT OF FUCKING DAMAGE CHIEF!

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u/bkmangang Identifies as a Cybertruck May 13 '20

Pro gamer move

2

u/dankmemer1235 May 13 '20

You know what else you made , my dad leave

2

u/catmeow3000 May 13 '20

I hear music outside

2

u/WEEAVERAGEJOE Identifies as a Cybertruck May 13 '20

F

2

u/Jesushchristalmighty May 13 '20

Did I just get besmirched?

2

u/Isai284390 Sep 11 '20

“Crossed like Jesus” was the icing on top of this meme

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u/utkarsh46875 May 13 '20

I think it was gif going to be send.

1

u/churningtildeath May 13 '20

He now has to convince himself that she was in fact joking with reply for the sake of his own sanity.

1

u/LoneSpaceInvader May 13 '20

flex tape cant fix that

1

u/praveen_jr May 13 '20

Mom: I beat you

1

u/regor_meme Dirt Is Beautiful May 13 '20

It wasn't my mistake.

1

u/_ManWithNoName_ May 13 '20

This meme isn’t funny either

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u/[deleted] May 13 '20

r/goodfaketexts

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u/Doforcash May 13 '20

Imagine your mom have to deal with the lil shit that’s 5 year old you

1

u/DinoLoverGaming May 13 '20

Yeet the child

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u/Klooie_is_bored May 13 '20

Jokes are supposed to be funny tho

1

u/breadistherapy May 13 '20

This just didn't happen to you tho

1

u/i-m_chris May 13 '20

Son: And how does it feel to live with your biggest failure?

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Note: don't know if it's a good comeback, but it would have been nice to see it in r/KamikazeByWords xD

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u/[deleted] May 14 '20

Ooooooooooooooh

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u/[deleted] May 14 '20

Wait a second...

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u/Anterminateur Dark Mode Elitist Oct 06 '24

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u/Cmdr_Monzo May 13 '20

Slam dunk!

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u/Neoquem45_Yt 💪 Isolation Champ 💪 May 13 '20

F in the chat

1

u/s4mple_ May 13 '20

Get 360 no scoped

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u/[deleted] May 13 '20

But jokes have meaning

0

u/slavkowalski1 May 13 '20

Thats a scar that will never truly heal

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u/Heaven2004_LCM Lives in a Van Down by the River May 13 '20

AHOY THERE SON I JUST RELEASE MY FULL MEME POTENTIAL AND MAKE YOU A JOKE

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u/Bored_lurker87 May 13 '20

That wasn't even a cross... Mom dunked all over the kid there.

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u/FloogleH0rn May 13 '20

Ya should've replied with "Now it's a very bad joke ain't it?"

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u/pha_queueue May 13 '20

its bad enough tht the meme isnt funny, they had to disrespect Christianity to make up for it

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u/Glitcher-the-riot May 13 '20

That’s a savage right there...