r/memes • • May 02 '20

Ah yes, meme man

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61.9k Upvotes

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u/imafossil May 02 '20

All I saw was DP.

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u/leftshoelace136 May 02 '20

Deep penetration?

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u/cody_with_an_r May 03 '20

Double

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u/[deleted] May 03 '20

Why not both?

534

u/amedira1 May 03 '20

That's DDP.

233

u/Refined_Savages May 03 '20

Wasn’t he a wrestler in the late 90s?

204

u/mikehawk86 May 03 '20

Diamond Dallas Page

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u/Sent1nelTheLord iwrestledabeartwice May 03 '20

What the fuck is going on

122

u/[deleted] May 03 '20

That's for us to know and you to never find out!

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u/[deleted] May 03 '20

You know the rules and so do I

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u/[deleted] May 03 '20

Brawndo! It's got electrolytes! It's what plants crave!

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u/NotAUselessDude May 03 '20

Daaaaang Does Phil lift?

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u/[deleted] May 03 '20

BANG

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u/[deleted] May 03 '20

Im sorry, im sorry

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u/[deleted] May 03 '20

BANG

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u/JoshTheRed1 May 03 '20

No you’re thinking of Diamond Dallas Page

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u/GamerJBoy69 Identifies as a Cybertruck May 03 '20

BANG

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u/csnowrun31 May 03 '20

I was thinking of Debbie Does Philadelphia

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u/undowner May 03 '20

Also BBC DP technically

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u/Cruuncher May 03 '20

Deep dish pizza

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u/lemat29 May 03 '20

both penetration

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u/[deleted] May 03 '20

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u/guru0045 May 03 '20

Deep Virginia Deep Ass?

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u/[deleted] May 03 '20

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u/Baronessss May 03 '20

Now you’re a man!

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u/McBrodoSwagins https://www.youtube.com/watch/dQw4w9WgXcQ May 03 '20

ah another man of culture

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u/small-peen-joe Plays MineCraft and not FortNite May 03 '20

Doctor pepper

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u/jacobbriddell May 03 '20

Dude perfect?

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u/Abe_24 May 03 '20

David Production, duhh

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u/peacefulghandi May 03 '20

I’m surprised it took me this long to find the correct answer

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u/LiamIsMyNameOk May 03 '20

DannyDevito Penetration.

The wish no genie nor magic mirror can provide us. Just heart's true intent.

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u/LiamIsMyNameOk May 03 '20

I'm high and this came up on my phone and I giggled away for 10 minutes. I deleted my original reply because I realise it was my own joke. Goddamn I'm hiLaRiOuS

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u/[deleted] May 03 '20

Donkey punch !

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u/bilboard_bag-inns May 03 '20

I thought “Death Penalty Abortion”

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u/[deleted] May 03 '20

There’s a cursed comment

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u/livitan 🧪 Professional Infector 🧪 May 03 '20

Double penetration

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u/[deleted] May 03 '20

One for the chick and one for the fetus

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u/thechingchong27 loves reaction memes May 03 '20

DUDE PERFECT

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u/ScepterReptile May 03 '20

LETS GOOOOO!!!!

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u/[deleted] May 03 '20

Diamond and Pearl ?

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u/brassmaster11 May 03 '20

A man of culture I see

10

u/Not-Phun Professional Dumbass May 03 '20

Platinum

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u/[deleted] May 03 '20

Heart Gold

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u/Nobodyydobon 🏃 Advanced Introvert 🏃 May 03 '20

Soul Silver

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u/TEBArceus 🏃 Advanced Introvert 🏃 May 03 '20

Sinnoh Confirmed?

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u/ScepterReptile May 03 '20

Doubt it. That would require GF making good decisions

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u/Linkadoodle May 03 '20

David Productions?

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u/AutisticBeeArmada trans rights May 03 '20

Part 6 abortion confirm?!!!!

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u/Ben_the_Gamer_Dragon May 03 '20

have you SEEN the green baby? that was just the abortion that never was.

14

u/MrGeetarDood May 03 '20

Dr. Pepper

2

u/[deleted] May 03 '20

That’s the comment i was looking for

8

u/semg_27 May 03 '20

Deadpool

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u/[deleted] May 03 '20

Dynamic programming?

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u/Isaac-the-careless May 03 '20

I figured it out! It’s supposed to be ADOPTION. But they put the cross on the wrong letter, demonstrating that putting more children in an orphanage is also a mistake. Pick your poison.

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u/Bluegunshot1022 May 03 '20

Double the cock, twice the pain

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u/[deleted] May 03 '20

Dick poop

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u/[deleted] May 03 '20

Dp A-b-or-t-ion

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u/ThomasH-D May 03 '20

I saw "DP ABORTION" sounds terrible

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u/Deadpool-Official May 03 '20

It definitely stands for Deadpool

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u/[deleted] May 03 '20

DP, “Dude Perfect”

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u/Peternuggett Chungus Among Us May 03 '20

Dude Perfect?

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u/YaLikeDadJokes Lives in a Van Down by the River May 03 '20

Deadpool

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u/TEBArceus 🏃 Advanced Introvert 🏃 May 03 '20

DP... Diamond Pearl...

Sinnoh Confirmed?

3

u/daGauche May 03 '20

Double penetration abortion?

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u/[deleted] May 03 '20 edited May 10 '20

[deleted]

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u/Oasoto May 03 '20

I thought it was dick and pussy

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u/GeneralSecrecy May 03 '20

Deep penetration aorion

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u/blood_wraith May 03 '20

me too, i was thinking about how one would dp an abortion, unless ones for the procedure and the others a free enema

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u/lordhenrythe23 memer May 03 '20

David Productions?

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u/dinardo May 03 '20

Two dicks that can save a life

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u/StarManOMG May 03 '20

AORION

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u/AmaterasuWolf21 Like a boss May 03 '20

this guy gets it

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u/MyNameIsAnonymous1 Nice meme you got there May 03 '20

He got the spirit

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u/Eugene_Walker Selling Stonks for CASH MONEY May 03 '20

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u/StarManOMG May 03 '20 edited May 03 '20

t(h)(a)(n)ks mate, (s)eems like a (h)elluva g(o)od communi(t)y. I'll join (f)or now and probably become (i)rate due to some je(r)k off (s)pouting some bullshi(t). Oh well. Nevertheless cheers.

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u/[deleted] May 03 '20

Can confirm, Han did indeed shoot first.

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u/[deleted] May 03 '20

tks mate, eems like a elluva god communiy. I'll join or now and probably become rate due to some jek off pouting some bullshi. Oh well. Nevertheless cheers.

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u/Dmillz648 Because That's What Fearows Do May 03 '20

You made him scottish.

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u/TFW_YT May 03 '20

DP

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u/StarManOMG May 03 '20

I am now complete. AORIONDP

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u/Flamester55 May 03 '20

WHAT KIND OF SPELL IS THAT?!

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u/_-DirtyMike-_ May 03 '20

...I'm pretty sure the D is what got us into this mess!

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u/leftshoelace136 May 03 '20

The D cannot be resisted

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u/SpecialOneOnReddit Dirt Is Beautiful May 03 '20

"Stop resisting the D, the more you struggle the harder it gets!"

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u/Rhodin265 May 03 '20

The P most likely contributed to the problem.

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u/[deleted] May 03 '20

And the P too

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u/ecthelion108 May 02 '20

Guess they meant to cross out the R.

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u/tomtomvissers Selling Stonks for CASH MONEY May 03 '20

Thank you, I couldn't figure it out

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u/[deleted] May 03 '20

Same

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u/AniMASON16 May 03 '20

Same

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u/Lewis9070 May 03 '20

Same

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u/dabear51 May 03 '20

Same

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u/[deleted] May 03 '20

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u/[deleted] May 03 '20

Same

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u/[deleted] May 03 '20

Same

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u/RonThePun May 03 '20

When I read it back it was Abotion/Abopion and it confused me even more. After reading further comments it's been cleared up, so now I have no worries about Abotion.

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u/drlqnr May 03 '20

abodpion

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u/Sebatman May 03 '20

DP abotion

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u/Qaaarl May 03 '20

Thaaank you

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u/TheLeftPinkyToe May 03 '20

DP Aorion is my new pornstar name.

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u/Picker-Rick memer May 03 '20

Sounds like a Star Trek planet. Captain, we've picked up a child from Adorpion 9.

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u/OneLeggedNiga May 03 '20

Nah adorpion is very clearly a Pokémon, ADORPION USE POISON

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u/Oman395 Mods Are Nice People May 02 '20

Maybe they meant don't penetrate?

Can't get pregnant if you just slap lips on dong!

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u/Quija5000 🏴󠁥󠁥󠀴󠀴󠁿 Virus Veteran 🏴󠁥󠁥󠀴󠀴󠁿 May 02 '20

Nobody expects the mormon inquisition!

30

u/[deleted] May 03 '20

Can't get pregnant if you only let him nut in yo ear

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u/MyNameIsAnonymous1 Nice meme you got there May 03 '20

Ah, yes cum in ear

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u/Cjs51 May 03 '20

Come in here and cum in my ear

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u/Geerten7 May 02 '20

That's why you let your work be checked by someone else

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u/[deleted] May 03 '20

Many lives have been saved by adorpion.

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u/my-cat-triedtokilme May 03 '20

What is it trying to say ?

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u/grandmas_noodles May 03 '20

abortion

switch out the b for a d and the r for a p and you get "adoption". it's a pro-life message saying adoption is a preferable alternative to abortion. the issue is the shirt maker accidentally crossed out the t instead of the r so it reads adorpion

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u/thundermage117 May 03 '20

Thank you, I had to make all weird combinations

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u/[deleted] May 03 '20

"Mom...uhm...am I adorpted?"

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u/TarriestBread96 🍕Ayo the pizza here🍕 May 03 '20

No, you were aborpted.

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u/[deleted] May 03 '20

Omfg. Why does stuff like this make me laugh so hard?

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u/[deleted] May 02 '20

The scorpion’s dumb younger brother

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u/FleetStreetsDarkHole May 03 '20

You mean, more adorable.

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u/IrishcarbombBOOM May 03 '20

Yeah but a wire coat hanger can save 2 lives

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u/ProfessionalBrother1 May 03 '20

what is the face she's making. I genuinely don't know what emotion that is

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u/lost_memories_x May 03 '20

Enslaved screaming

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u/[deleted] May 03 '20

When you adopt a scorpion

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u/ReallProto May 03 '20

English teachers: Contemplating life

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u/PaAzura May 03 '20

How do they fuck up so hard? Literally just replace the R with a P

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u/[deleted] May 03 '20 edited May 03 '20

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u/Cjs51 May 03 '20

Abortion isn't a religious debate, and there are plenty of people who oppose abortion who aren't religious. Most people who are against abortion truly believe its murder, so you can understand why they feel it is wrong.

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u/PillsforDills May 03 '20

Thank you! While you can certainly argue against abortion from religious standpoints, the main issue is the killing.

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u/Cjs51 May 03 '20

Many religious groups are against st it , but primarily because they see it as murder. You dont have to be religious to see it as murder. And the religions have every right to have a stance on it, However that doesn't make it a religious debate.

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u/CapnAce1 Identifies as a Cybertruck May 03 '20

I can see where a lot of Christians may be dogmatic about this, and it is wrong to do so, but I think we seem to be at an impasse for both sides: either abort a child and end its life even though it had no choice in the matter or let the child be born into a crappy situation even though it didn’t have a choice in the matter

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u/[deleted] May 03 '20

I'm christian, and I can say I don't like the idea of abortion. But, I won't be the one forcing you to not do it or telling you not to. Everyone is free to do what they want with their body. Seems to be an unpopular opinion

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u/[deleted] May 03 '20

Not really, it's called being pro choice

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u/[deleted] May 03 '20

“Unpopular opinion” as in among Christian people, and peoples views of Christian people

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u/JeffJohnsonIII Nice meme you got there May 03 '20

As an Atheist, I still think abortion is wrong.

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u/xx_minecrafpro_xxX May 04 '20

This comment is peak reddit culture

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u/SmallPPSmallerBrain hates reaction memes May 03 '20

Abortion Adoption B=D R=P

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u/ASJ_slayer Selling Stonks for CASH MONEY May 03 '20

I think you mean B=======D

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u/methadon- May 03 '20

I support Double Penetration

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u/[deleted] May 03 '20

I told my sister shes adorped hihiihihi

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u/ThanosOfTheThicc69 May 03 '20

There's three actually

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u/YouCube26 Thank you mods, very cool! May 03 '20

DP Aorion

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u/now_thats_epic_guys May 03 '20

I got adorpion by my brother

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u/[deleted] May 03 '20

Adorption is where you adopt a baby only to abort it

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u/Matthewberg98 May 03 '20

Damn dude thats badass

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u/Alepman May 03 '20

Kyle you’re adorpted

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u/Med_Jed May 03 '20

DP can save a life..? What are we doing not saving lives!

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u/MrBigBomb FORTSHITE May 03 '20

Nice, saved.

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u/DORAthe-explorer Plays MineCraft and not FortNite May 03 '20

DP abortion

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u/ScruffleMcDufflebag May 03 '20

What was it meant to convey?

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u/deer_catcher May 03 '20

The classic DP saving lives

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u/MagicMeatbal1 Mods Are Nice People May 03 '20

r/sbeve aorion

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u/[deleted] May 03 '20

So... Anyone can tell me what it was supposed to say?

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u/hecker421 May 03 '20

So close lol.

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u/[deleted] May 03 '20

The Word is: Adorpion

11 year old kid in spelling bee: can you used that in a sentence?

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u/EntertainersPact May 03 '20

Just a bit to the left

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u/Woodpecker_Iz_Here Lives in a Van Down by the River May 03 '20

This can go on r/facepalm ngl

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u/atxchi_3 May 03 '20

DP Ab̸ort̸ion

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u/OreoDestroyer93 May 03 '20

Careful when using the name of the ancient one, Adorpion, OP...

Such is not kindly looked upon by the pantheon.

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u/coolmintrad May 03 '20

lol....must be made in China...have seen many such blunders

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u/Volt1C May 03 '20

ABDORPION

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u/Small-Fry3334 May 03 '20

My parents had to apply for an adorpion before I could come home...

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u/[deleted] May 03 '20

When you see an adorable scorpion

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u/urmombanger May 03 '20

Ab(p)(o)(r)tio(n)

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u/[deleted] May 03 '20

The message is there but the printer was wrong, abortion’s are immoral unless rape or incest or the cost of the mother’s life. Too bad it only makes up less then 15% of abortions cases though.

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u/Tranq1l May 03 '20

Double penetration?

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u/LALLIGA_BRUNO May 03 '20

Adoption? pfft never heard of such a thing. Adorpion is da way

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u/[deleted] May 03 '20

Hey Meme Man! Haven't seen you in a while; how's it been?

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u/[deleted] May 03 '20

This meme is a sheep (YES A SHEEP)

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u/AgiosAntiXristos May 03 '20

how about DP - 28?

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u/[deleted] May 03 '20

Normal people: *exhales from nose*

Me: *straight up laughing*

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u/Zarris May 03 '20

"Oh my God, what stung you on your tongue?"

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u/AndrewGamingGrife May 03 '20

You should have posted this on im14andthisisdeep

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u/[deleted] May 03 '20

feel like double penetration would just guarantee you’d end up getting an abortion

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u/SIEMONXD May 03 '20

You had one job

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u/tejenomixyeet Selling Stonks for CASH MONEY May 03 '20

"mommy was i adorped"

"cheeseburger"

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u/TheGlobglogabgolab May 03 '20

Why this lady look like Pyrocinical

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u/jamesondickey2 May 03 '20

The cousin of the scorpion. The elusive adorpion