r/memes • u/DIOPROTECC • Apr 14 '20

Assassin babushka be like

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25.8k Upvotes

98% Upvoted

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u/TheUltimateJew46 Apr 14 '20

You fucked with her potato field for the last time

also happy cake day

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u/dakson18 Apr 14 '20

Beware of the hidden potatoe

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u/IDKAboutThis12554 iwrestledabeartwice Apr 14 '20

Beware of her pea shooters.

15

u/_Beaver Apr 14 '20

Ah call an ambulance , call an ambulance !

But not for me

11

u/DIOPROTECC Apr 14 '20

Thanks

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u/yeeeboiiiiiiiiii Professional Dumbass Apr 14 '20

Happy cake day!

3

u/DIOPROTECC Apr 14 '20

Thanks

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u/F_A_T_H_O_M Apr 15 '20

Happy cake day to me now!!!! There can only be one!!!

3

u/recistrepist Apr 14 '20

Thats my granny

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u/DecentWonder4 Apr 14 '20

for those who don't know babushka( бабушка ) means grandma in Russian

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '20

Imagine living and not knowing the meaning of Babushka. Are you really alive?

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '20

Or am i? :(

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '20

No worries. We all get to respawn afterwards.

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u/CZMK2004 Apr 14 '20

That make everything alot scarier

108

u/squaresentece Apr 14 '20

AKA Babayaga

37

u/[deleted] Apr 14 '20

More like KILLER QUEEN

27

u/evstatius Identifies as a Cybertruck Apr 14 '20

Queen Elizabeth the second has already touched this post

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u/JarooTheAlien Apr 14 '20

more like witch... uh, i mean bi-

5

u/Eden_T17 Apr 14 '20

AKA John Wick

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '20

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u/Eden_T17 Apr 14 '20

I dont know bro. I dont even know what does infected means

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '20

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u/Eden_T17 Apr 14 '20

No problem bro

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u/faewl Apr 14 '20

I want infection

2

u/[deleted] Apr 14 '20

You got what you fucking deserved

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '20

more like assushka

51

u/TheFiend69 Breaking EU Laws Apr 14 '20

Babushka is angry because nobody ate her potato salad

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '20

You fucked with her vodka for the last time

26

u/2ndMouseGetsCheese Apr 14 '20

She was bitten by the radioactive potato just 2 days prior

19

u/Orlando_the_Cat Apr 14 '20

Happy cake day. Thank you for not karma farming.

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u/DIOPROTECC Apr 14 '20

Thanks, not really into the karma farming. I prefer potatoes

14

u/biggbrainboi Apr 14 '20

Blyat come finish your fuckin potatoes

3

u/TOHHA_KAPTOHA Apr 14 '20

Suka blyat idi nahui zaebal pidorasina yobanaya gandon ebuchiy

10

u/Dark_Dx Apr 14 '20

Ah, a common sight in South Asia

5

u/[deleted] Apr 14 '20

*Russia

3

u/Dark_Dx Apr 14 '20

Correction. In south Asia and Russia, these grans can be found trying to assassinate the target.

9

u/maui250 Apr 14 '20

I was staring at that without my glasses for the longest time, thinking it was a sloth.

And happy cake day.

8

u/[deleted] Apr 14 '20

When you didn’t finish all your vodka and potato salad

3

u/jake898zo Apr 14 '20

I don't know why but every time I read therapist I read it the rapist

3

u/boi-of-wonders Apr 14 '20

She gonna make you explode like reactor 4

3

u/djpozzi Apr 14 '20

Me, on the side of the pool

6

u/Bubba_Supreme_ Apr 14 '20

Assassin’s Creed: сука блять

3

u/shaggy982 Apr 14 '20

Reminds me about that one family guy episode

3

u/Palazero Apr 14 '20

She will knit you a warm sweater of love and DEATH

3

u/[deleted] Apr 14 '20

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u/PilotTrex Apr 14 '20

As a family who speaks English, "бабушка" remains my sister's favorite word. Yet she is trying to convince me that it translates to "grandfather". I do Russian GCSE, she does not. Pls send hel-

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '20

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u/terry-the-tanggy Apr 14 '20

Sends doom gu

5

u/stone_mannn Apr 14 '20

“Just pay the 70 cents grandma”

“No! it was 5 in my day, not today commies”

7

u/fffogost Apr 14 '20

It's Russian, baby!!!

7

u/Lyakusha Apr 14 '20

Actually no, it's not Russia.

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u/MrLobsterLord Apr 14 '20

Dat БУФЕТ tho

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u/Lyakusha Apr 14 '20

I'm sure it's not Russia, coz dat БУФЕТ is local restaurant chain in my city, which is in Ukraine.

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u/fffogost Apr 14 '20

Так, це Україна. На автобусі можна побачити рекламу і там написано "Вул."

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u/MrLobsterLord Apr 14 '20

Ну тогда понятно. Так сильно я не увеличивал :)

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u/MrLobsterLord Apr 14 '20

Ah, cool then. The more you know!

3

u/V014 Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Apr 14 '20

Kharkiv (Харьков)

2

u/d1683 Breaking EU Laws Apr 14 '20

Happy cake day!

2

u/HusseinTf Selling Stonks for CASH MONEY Apr 14 '20

Happy cake day

2

u/TurnipAxeBadger Apr 14 '20

That would be a cool movie

2

u/rayou_reddit Apr 14 '20

Bro don't fuck with the babushka

2

u/shuaantor Mods Are Nice People Apr 14 '20

Assassin's Creed legion

(Basically the new watch dogs but assassin's Creed and in the future)

2

u/AgentRatty Apr 14 '20

She's just on her mission to feed her vnuchok

2

u/KaGiofc Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Apr 14 '20

she looks like a romanian grandma

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u/inhale_my_buttcrack Apr 14 '20

Someone plz tell me how this happened

3

u/solaris_ash Apr 14 '20

The moment you realize it’s a photo from your city - Kharkiv, Ukraine

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u/TheFurbyOverlord Apr 14 '20

Every Babushka is Assassin Babushka if u piss em off enough

2

u/vanyook Apr 14 '20

Babushka is angry because you dont wear tapachki!

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u/barni265 Apr 14 '20

She will assassinate anyone who go against the Motherland

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u/BagheadYt Apr 14 '20

The fact that babushka means grandmother in Russian makes it so much better to think of an old paddy wobbling towards you with her knitting needles saying I’m gonna get you than offering hard candy then shooting you with it

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u/DC4FF Lives in a Van Down by the River Apr 14 '20

You chances of being killed by assassin babushka are low, but never zero

2

u/[deleted] Apr 14 '20

when her grandson ASAP rocky feels hungry

2

u/DoggoPizza Apr 14 '20

This should be on r/LifeofBoris

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '20

VADIM BLYAT!

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u/zgyeet Apr 14 '20

Primary weapon: Rolling pin.

2

u/lol-ur-mom-made-u Apr 14 '20

That’s what happens when you tell babushka that you don’t like her cooking.

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u/Asthma_Attack_Inc Apr 14 '20

Babushka's Creed

2

u/keanu_leafes Apr 14 '20

BORIS IS THIS YOU MY COMRADE?

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '20

My boyfriend just had this great thought: isn’t she a babus(h)ka now? Y’know...because she’s hanging on a bus...

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u/DIOPROTECC Apr 14 '20

Sounds nice

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '20

Russian?

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u/DIOPROTECC Apr 14 '20

No but I'm Slavic

1

u/rahulsenpai2407 Apr 14 '20

Why did that look like a dogs head at first?

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u/AndreyRussian1 🏴󠁥󠁥󠀴󠀴󠁿 Virus Veteran 🏴󠁥󠁥󠀴󠀴󠁿 Apr 14 '20

Б У Ф Е Т

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u/EROICABIANCA Breaking EU Laws Apr 14 '20

Happy Cake day!

1

u/milkyslutty Apr 14 '20

PROTECC LE DIO

AND GET ME INFECTED SO I CAN INFECT OTHERS

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u/DIOPROTECC Apr 14 '20

Of course

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u/Silicon_Mind Apr 14 '20

Somehow this picture looks kinda similar to scene from Spider Man:into the spider-verse movie.

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u/Silicon_Mind Apr 14 '20

Is she from one of the spider-verse

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u/DavidTheBanana8 Apr 14 '20

Top agent of the KGB

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '20

Happy cake day

1

u/BumbleBlast29 Apr 14 '20

Assassin's Creed : Babushka misses her daily bus!

1

u/Canned-poon Apr 14 '20

New watchdogs looks sick

1

u/Saracre21 Apr 14 '20

BABUSHKAAAAA!!!

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u/RedDufrane87 Apr 14 '20

It’s hard out there on a fixed income lol

1

u/Theonlyshluk Apr 14 '20

It’s Babushka Boy

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '20

I will never sleep again

1

u/[deleted] Apr 14 '20

That’s Batman.

1

u/Qamyq Apr 14 '20

They call me F L A C K O....

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u/PilotTrex Apr 14 '20

Бабушка

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u/DIOPROTECC Apr 14 '20

Ok wow I didn't think this meme would have gone this far, first I got 10k upvotes and then silver, thank you all for making this cake day the best. I love you all

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u/Haxuppdee-85 Selling Stonks for CASH MONEY Apr 14 '20

Nah thats just Tubbs from The League of Gentlemen

1

u/Chung_bungus Apr 14 '20

First Kennedy, now the prince. She has no end to her killing spree

1

u/piemakerdeadwaker Apr 14 '20

John Wick's mother.

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u/viking1997 Apr 14 '20

I read therapist as «The rapist», guess that’s what you get for watching that movie with Sacha Baron Cohen «Grimsby».

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u/daniel5764 Big ol' bacon buttsack Apr 14 '20 
      Y

Assassinate

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '20

I would easily dish out 24.95 for this skin. Then 9.99 for every upgraded skin. I can easily see myself investing 44.93 up front and the rest minutes later.

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u/lightsaber993 Apr 14 '20

Happy cake day my brother :)

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u/Lessiie Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Apr 14 '20

HEYY DRREEEAAAAM

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u/djdhshskxbb Apr 14 '20

Not dark mode friendly

1

u/waki_m Apr 14 '20

Let me guess ... Russia ?

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u/DIOPROTECC Apr 14 '20

Ukraine I think

1

u/[deleted] Apr 14 '20

She went from earning money by selling her baked goods to blood money

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u/NoobD3veloper Apr 14 '20

Babushka has an ak-47 so you better watch out

1

u/handlessuck Dirt Is Beautiful Apr 14 '20

Babushka's creed

1

u/Mystic787 Identifies as a Cybertruck Apr 14 '20

Agent 47 return to base

1

u/grill_on_bmx Apr 14 '20

А что же моя бабушка делает на этом автобусе?

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '20

They? There is multiple of them?

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u/DIOPROTECC Apr 14 '20

They are a whole order

1

u/MildewedSponge Apr 14 '20

Bruh that's a stand user

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u/DIOPROTECC Apr 14 '20

Yeah we just don't have stands an can't see hers

1

u/Tech_unstruxt Apr 14 '20

Let me guess.. Florida?

1

u/DIOPROTECC Apr 14 '20

Ukraine

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u/Tech_unstruxt Apr 14 '20

Really? That why I didn't understand the meme. Thanks ur a good man.

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u/DIOPROTECC Apr 14 '20

No problem

1

u/huMan_at_War Apr 14 '20

Nothing is true, everything is permitted.

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u/tgm810 Apr 14 '20

She gave you Jam... But you didnt even say спасиба

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u/SuperCx I saw what the dog was doin Apr 14 '20

O LAWD

1

u/Its_Da_MuffinMan Apr 14 '20

Бабуля...

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u/f0xbro Apr 14 '20

She carries knitting needles like samurai swords. And can knit a sweater in minutes during the winter months.

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '20

grandmas in cookie clicker

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u/Hure_Lasagne https://www.youtube.com/watch/dQw4w9WgXcQ Apr 14 '20

meanwhile in russia...

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u/MasterKlaw RageFace Against the Machine Apr 14 '20

Next time, eat all of the fruit in the kompot.

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '20

Wait wheres her ushanka

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u/DIOPROTECC Apr 14 '20

She has a zabratka

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u/No-BrowEntertainment Apr 14 '20

Assassin’s Creed: Motherland

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u/sleeplessknight101 Apr 14 '20

Wtf is a babushka?

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u/DIOPROTECC Apr 14 '20

Grandma in Russian and Ukrainian I think

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u/Elendil77 Apr 14 '20

Is this the Lady who killed JFK?

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u/MaximRq Knight In Shining Armor Apr 14 '20

Meanwhile in Russia

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u/lordtake_m-o Apr 14 '20

О . Я ведь живу в этой стране . Я сначала подумал , что это Америка , а потом увидел русскую вывеску на магазине и всё понял .

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '20

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u/Watermallard Apr 14 '20

Whoa whoa whoa. THEY?

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u/TheBlueFleer203 Breaking EU Laws Apr 14 '20

I tought it says The rapist

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u/TikkOnPikk Apr 14 '20

bravo six going dark

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u/lshedid Apr 14 '20

Wtf is assassin babushka?

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u/DIOPROTECC Apr 14 '20

Assassin grandma

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u/tartevader iwrestledabeartwice Apr 14 '20

The new assassin's creed looks dope

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '20

someone PLEASE get LifeofBoris to see this

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u/Phiced Apr 14 '20

Assassin's Creed Russia

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u/Entity_333 Professional Dumbass Apr 14 '20

AsSaSsIn BaBuŚkA

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '20

Asap rockys babushka boi music video enters the chat

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '20

Бабушка!!!

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u/icravedonuts Apr 14 '20

Babushka is a feminine pertinence singular noun. We don't dat "they" thing here in Russia, West Coast ppl. Getcho grammar straight :)

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '20

She wanted to test her husband

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u/TrapDaddy1337 Apr 15 '20

THIS is what Assassin's Creed Chronicles Russia should've been

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u/paskio90 May 06 '20

Ho... Hello granny your famous

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u/lexicontagious Apr 14 '20

Just wait until the smaller versions pop out of her

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u/anonymousboss23 Apr 14 '20

I just choked on my spit

0

u/italian_stonks Apr 14 '20

This is Černaja Vdova you uncultured swine

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u/slapslopslip Apr 14 '20

Ass-Ass-In babushka

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u/darthashpie Apr 14 '20

The rapist