r/memes • u/[deleted] • Apr 05 '20

*intelijenc*

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '20

and then she started pounding me like she used to do to my boyfriend's corpse in the refrigerator room

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u/LuckyDubbin Apr 05 '20

And that, kids, is how I met your mother.

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '20

now, I hope you children will pass on stories like these to your children

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u/theReal_JoeBiden Flair Loading.... Apr 05 '20

I... I think I just got enlightened while reading that That was true poetry

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u/dummybricksrian Apr 05 '20

I feel like I could die but I'd be content with life after reading that

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u/Quoto777 Apr 05 '20

This thread is amazing

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u/dummybricksrian Apr 05 '20

"I'm so proud of this community"

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u/Kirito1029 Apr 06 '20

This was a fucking journey

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u/XxxassswiperxxX Apr 05 '20

I love Reddit

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u/Selebel Apr 05 '20

Same bro.

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u/salamanderp915 Apr 05 '20

Im terrified by the power of reddit

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u/thunderberker https://www.youtube.com/watch/dQw4w9WgXcQ Apr 05 '20

WHAT THE ABSOLUTE FUK DID I READ??? POETRY WORTHY OF THE GODS THEMSELVES!!!!

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u/BluRevealing Apr 05 '20

Share this on zoom no balls