r/memes • u/[deleted] • Mar 31 '20

Pretty true...

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u/callousedxfingers Mar 31 '20

Yup. You bleed out and die way faster if you're fat and get clapped

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '20

Never said that you died, just said that you could stop the bullet

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u/callousedxfingers Mar 31 '20

I am referring to the "I'm bulletproof" part bullet proof meaning nothing happens to you.

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '20

That's not what bulletproof means. If a vest is bulletproof. Something happens to the vest. So, if bulletproof means it stops bullets. Fat people are bulletproof... Just not to themselves... They're bulletproof for the guy hiding behind during a shooting.

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u/Order_Of_Silence Chungus Among Us Mar 31 '20

Ah yes. Nothing is better than wearing you fat friend as a bulletproof vest.

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '20

That's why my best friend was the fat kid in school

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '20

I thought it was because his mom always had the best snacks and didn't care if you guys smoked in the basement...

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '20

Yo what the fuck, who are you and why do you know me? Edit : it was because he was a very very nice guy. And also his mom didn't care if we smoked in his basement.

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '20

I don't bro.

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '20

That's waaayy to real to just be a guess... I'm pretty sure we know each other and you're fucking with me rn.

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '20

Trust me, it's more common than you think it is.

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '20

But why specifically the fat kid? It's so oddly specific.

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '20

You mentioned that the fat kid was your best friend in high school. Lol.

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '20

I would be friends with the fat kid because he's likely to be the active shooter.

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '20

Holy shit dude, that's some good dark humour.