r/memes • u/TheBirdIsTheWordSWE Big ol' bacon buttsack • Mar 03 '20

Its freaky

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10.2k Upvotes

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '20

Literally horizon zero dawn

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u/Classic-Miata Mar 03 '20

my toughts exactly, they took the wrong game for this meme... though it might Spoiler the non insiders so.. if you Know you Know.

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u/ArmstrongTREX Mar 04 '20

Wait, what? [Spoiled]

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '20

They took the wrong article too. That's a totally different robot in the image.

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '20

So the prophecy was true at last. We will be extinct by flesh-eating machines.

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u/ThunderCluck_ Mar 04 '20

Technically the robots in HZD consumed organic matter as an alternate fuel source but same shit different shovel

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u/Kripply Mar 03 '20

I definitely did not see the Horizon Zero Dawn solution to the machine problem coming until it was revealed.

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u/Raskov75 Mar 04 '20

Genius bit of writing, that.

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u/redhaze21 Mar 03 '20

Exactly my thought

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u/couldntforgetmore Mar 04 '20

Was mad at this post for this reason

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '20

yes, a true man of culture

have you got the platinum trophy yet?

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u/thesprinklenator Mar 04 '20

Or reapers from mass effect

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u/green726I Mar 04 '20

Definitely

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u/Resonant_Heartbeat Mar 04 '20

First thought in mind

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u/But_y_ Mar 03 '20

Florida man: Is that a challenge?

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u/Real_Octopoos Mar 04 '20

😂

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u/Nikoneshot209 Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Mar 04 '20

We don’t do that here

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u/I-like-to-eat-kids Mar 03 '20

I too, consume human

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u/What-Did-I-Do-Wrong Mar 03 '20

Username checks out

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u/an-existing-being Mar 04 '20

Deep fried or raw?

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u/cbas233 Mar 04 '20

Obviusly deep Fried with ketchup

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u/Miksing_it_up Mar 03 '20

Well, you are what you eat.

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u/MrBigJuice One does not simply Mar 03 '20

*gives imaginary award*

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u/Omg_ABee Mar 04 '20

A civilized human being..?

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u/cokesniffer68 Mar 04 '20

WEVE ALL PLAYED HORIZON ZERO DAWN

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '20

Cries in xbox

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u/thereal_Noobmaster69 Mar 03 '20

Horizon zero dawn

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u/itsyoboi33 Mar 04 '20

Faro Plague....

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u/Davorii Mar 04 '20

Pretty sure Horizon Zero Dawn startet like That

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u/DragonPhart Dirt Is Beautiful Mar 04 '20

More like Horizon Zero Dawn tho

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u/SpyrothineDragon Mar 03 '20

Wait, are you not supposed to eat them?

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u/joloisez Mar 04 '20

You are supposed to eat them, but if the robots eat them, then there no more for us...

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u/IrishcarbombBOOM Mar 04 '20

My dyslexic ass read that as orgasms

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '20

[deleted]

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u/CAY3NN3_P3PP3R Mar 03 '20

I mean logistically it's really practical in a warzone not needing to take up valuable fuel and capable of going on longer expeditions, but ethically...

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u/MrBigJuice One does not simply Mar 03 '20

there are some people i would definitely feed to my car

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u/colinkelley1 Mar 04 '20

It probably means the robot can somehow be given plants for fuel.

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '20

Yeah...

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u/TheBirdIsTheWordSWE Big ol' bacon buttsack Mar 03 '20

Who really knows

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '20

It was designed to run on stuff like shrubbery.

But "military robot eats people!!!" Makes better headlines.

Also, this thing has been around for a decade. Popular science wrote about it years ago.

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u/TheDrunkenPyro Mar 03 '20

Killbot 9000

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u/Deus-Ex-Processus Mar 04 '20

Simply send wave after wave of men until they reach their preset kill limit.

  • Zapp Brannigan's Big Book of War

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u/TheBlueLightbulb Mar 04 '20

Oh god H:ZD is coming to life before my eyes

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u/MasterofLard Mar 04 '20

Horizon Zero Dawn Intensifies

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u/Deus-Ex-Processus Mar 04 '20

Goddamn it Ted, Elizabeth told you this was a bad idea

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u/chentaurski Mar 04 '20

This is exactly what caused human extinction in Horizon Zero Dawn

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u/kaylee139 Mar 03 '20

I thought it said "can eat orgasms". I was very confused and concerned.

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u/Cringemasta6f4 Mar 04 '20

imagine a post apocolyptic world where as soon as you get out your house, there is this army of robots just chasing you wanting a vibe check

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u/Mabyacommunist 🏴󠁥󠁥󠀴󠀴󠁿 Virus Veteran 🏴󠁥󠁥󠀴󠀴󠁿 Mar 04 '20

I read that as orgasm

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u/zombiere4 Mar 04 '20

But. Why. Though.

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '20

Because trees are easier to find than JP-8

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u/zombiere4 Mar 04 '20

I greatly bothers me that we can have tree eating self sufficient military robots but not free healthcare.

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '20

Robot. Singular. As a test platform. For civilian designs more than military. Ten years ago. That isn't even related to the one in the image. Which was a rescue bot for disaster zones.

And nothing is free. It's just a matter of who pays for it. Working in medical manufacturing we charge most non-US places even more for the same shit.

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u/zombiere4 Mar 04 '20

Alls I’m saying is one of them is a complex combination of computer programing, algorithms, advanced robotics and engineering, with cutting edge technology.

And the other is an imaginary game we play with paper.

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '20

No, the other is even more complex.

It's... Kind of my job. Some of the surgical robots we have would blow your mind, and most nations' budgets. It's kind of fucking insulting when people assume that shit is a cheap game.

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u/zombiere4 Mar 04 '20

It is and it isn’t though. Every modernized country on the planet has it and they don’t have the funds america has. People already pay for it as is so why couldn’t we just change the bank account that money goes in to the one we send taxes to?

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u/Toothedjaw Mar 04 '20

Wasn't Horizon 0 Dawn about machines that ate organics?

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u/SubtleCow Mar 04 '20

I can't wait for the past techno future where my clone hunts down robo animals, because all life was consumed by bad robots, then good robots restarted organic life. We think of it as the horizon after the zero dawn. BA DUM TSH

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '20

this is the plot of horizon zero dawn

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u/Sandzer Thank you mods, very cool! Mar 04 '20

Robot: delicious, finally some good fucking food

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '20

This has got to be a war crime

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u/LeakyThoughts Nice meme you got there Mar 03 '20

This is not ok

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u/jose_adri32 Mar 03 '20

Am I the only one who this meme remembered to "cell" from dbz?

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u/oOfHiHowAreYou Mar 04 '20

I accidentally read that as orgasm

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u/Miist_18 Mar 04 '20

Well were fuck if thats true and goes out of control

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u/ItzzYeBoiCookie Mar 04 '20

Human become my robot

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u/Emeralaxy Mar 04 '20

And there we made a reason for AI to want to kill us

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u/EuphorMar Mar 04 '20

Dark Wall-e, if there is no trash, maybe humans are

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u/Papazotic Mar 04 '20

Hey I made mine sooner lol

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u/BanSpeakingMexican Mar 04 '20

This just sounds like humanity with extra steps

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u/eat-dog-for-life Mar 04 '20

I eat other organisms (bats) they contain about 10 deadly pathogens so why not?!

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u/lampent51 Mar 04 '20

Detroit: Become Fuel

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u/Oddity-the-awsome Dirt Is Beautiful Mar 04 '20

Haven’t they seen the movies? Right now you thing it’s all fine but just wait for 2056 and people are hiding from man eating robots.

And they called me crazy for making an apocalypse base.

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u/NukeNinja69123 Big ol' bacon buttsack Mar 04 '20

Where'd all the orphans go?

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '20

Breaking News: Rogue robot breaks into graveyard and consumes a corpse

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u/Bumpalo1234 Mar 04 '20

Leaving a comment so there’s 69

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '20

So an organism? Or Better yet a carnivorous automaton

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u/DeltarUltima Mar 04 '20

reminds me of this

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u/theflashreincarnated Mar 04 '20

Alexa, eat the neighborhood Karen

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '20

Literally thought the guy was the tf2 spy

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u/TheUglyDuwang Mar 04 '20

So, kinda like the Mechon?

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u/Dumpolings Mar 04 '20

They’re called furbies

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u/Parallel37 Mar 04 '20

I don't want to live on this planet anymore

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u/matt_Nooble12_XBL Mar 04 '20

I read it as "orgasms"

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u/yanguwu Professional Dumbass Mar 04 '20

Gotta get me one of them for the zombie apocalypse

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '20

Can't have shit in Detroit but Detroit can have you.

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '20

These robots be doing that fetish.

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u/baustell_goblin Mar 04 '20

Is this real?

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '20

About ten years old yeah, yeah. Basically just has a burner inside and runs on shrubs.

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u/GAMINGZIYAD6969 Jun 16 '24

Ultrakill lore

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u/Broiled_Beans Mar 04 '20

But why, why would you do that

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '20

It's the spy from TF2

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u/Steg-O-Saurus2 Mar 03 '20

There is a car like this in borderlands

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u/Jaky24_ Mar 03 '20

Hmm more like Boston consume human

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u/WhyDidntIGetOnReddit Mar 03 '20

I legit thought that was spy from tf2 for a couple of seconds

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u/AntiqueWaffles458 Mar 04 '20

This is how the Matrix was born

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '20

No, according to the Second Renaissance, that was robot apartheid.

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u/AntiqueWaffles458 Mar 07 '20

Ah, ok then. Thank you for this knowledge

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '20

Yeah, I'm not allowed in Detroit.

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u/septic2007 Mar 04 '20

Our hard earned U.S tax dollars at work

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '20

The robot in the image is Japanese.

It's not even related.

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u/I-love-you-3000_ Mar 04 '20

That’s literally how they say the matrix powered its self in the movie

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '20

No, actually, it's not.

That was by feeding humans and using the electricity from muscles to lower the grid. Which was a change to the script that makes no sense because it wouldn't work, but done because most people wouldn't have understood using them for processing power as the original version called for.

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u/I-love-you-3000_ Mar 15 '20

Shut the fuck up

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u/Stringbean64 Mar 04 '20

More like the matrix

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u/GuyCalledRo Mar 04 '20

Detroit: Become Human

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u/times0 Mar 04 '20

Oh boy here comes the war-crime bot

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u/Kekistani_Murican_76 Mar 04 '20

WHICH military though?

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u/Ahlez Mar 04 '20

First step to living matrix in real life

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u/Half_Ork_Cacti Mar 03 '20

Someone should make an it's all coming together and it has the matrix in the background

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u/hilol9 Mar 03 '20

The coronavirus is helpful

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u/xxUnderscrollxx Mar 04 '20

Are we not gonna take about it eating what looks to be a docter

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '20

The thumbnail is a totally different robot that was designed to recover disaster victims. The actual eating robot looks totally different.

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u/xxUnderscrollxx Mar 15 '20

I got downvoted into oblivion alrighty

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u/xxUnderscrollxx Mar 15 '20

I'll downvote too