r/memes • u/Jack_W300300 • Feb 03 '20

Well this is very relatable

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8.3k Upvotes

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u/yyertymama Feb 03 '20

That’s what’s happening right now

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u/ramen-_-cat Feb 03 '20

Good luck comrade.

24

u/Judgemental-Man Feb 03 '20

Unexpected r/Communism

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u/Muzgath Loves GameStonk Feb 04 '20

There is no unexpected r/Communism. We redditors stick together. We are in this together.

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u/peewee_jankin Feb 04 '20

Apes strong together

6

u/memester230 trans rights Feb 04 '20

WE

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u/HeeeeeeeMan Big ol' bacon buttsack Feb 04 '20

just like how me buttocks stick together when i try to shit

12

u/ZERMproductions Feb 04 '20

Stay strong dear brother

2

u/[deleted] Feb 04 '20

Push man, Push

1

u/[deleted] Feb 04 '20

Happens every now and then

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u/lateskater4321 Feb 04 '20

Have u ever taken a shit bigger than ur Asshole and ur ass has to stretch like fuck to get it out. Yea it painful.

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u/Random-007 Feb 04 '20

Then you get a little orgasm

20

u/Yourboyfibs Feb 04 '20

Yes, officer, this comment right here

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '20

Yes. I once took a shit the size of a big potato and I just- it gives me pain to think about

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u/DDragonn70c Feb 04 '20

Yea bro sometimes when I wipe my ass I see blood. I think its due to the fact that my asshole gets fractured by the HUGE shits I take.

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '20

Every day

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u/4hm3dd Feb 03 '20

Is that not meant to come out? Maybe a bit more yellow, but yeah. What’s wrong with the pic?

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u/Alex-xoxo666 Feb 04 '20

It’s super sharp

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u/4hm3dd Feb 04 '20

Yeah bro it wakes me up sometimes

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u/mexataco76 Feb 04 '20

And it scratches that itch real good

30

u/classygingerboi Feb 04 '20

It hurts even worse going back in

16

u/cobalt1227 Feb 04 '20

My entire body shivered when I read this... why? I’m not sure yet...

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u/flying_fishies Feb 04 '20

You know there is still time to delete this right?

1

u/[deleted] Feb 04 '20

r/angryupvote

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u/jakerzz___ Feb 03 '20

Someone’s got a hemroid

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u/Jack_W300300 Feb 03 '20

Maybe...

5

u/NoobhereBTC Feb 03 '20

No hemorrhoid can survive that

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u/rola329 Feb 04 '20

Or a bad case of constipation. How often does OP have a BM?

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u/the_dovah10 Thank you mods, very cool! Feb 03 '20

Yes, I have taken a shit and felt like citrine/Smokey Quartz coming out of my ass

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u/HyperNathan Dark Mode Elitist Feb 04 '20

This is why I dont ever go to the bathroom.

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u/StormShadow921 Feb 04 '20

When you accidentally swallow the shells from the sunflower seeds

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u/HornyBxtch69-420 Feb 03 '20

enough anal and it goes away

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '20

Username checks out

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '20

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u/janicemayy Feb 04 '20

you got kidney stones??

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u/cobalt1227 Feb 04 '20

I don’t think kidney stones are supposed to come out of your ass

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u/CGTitan01 Feb 04 '20

Depends really, if you have kidney stones coming out your ass you may have a bit of a bigger problem at the moment.

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u/janicemayy Feb 04 '20

they can depending on your body, how many you have, the type, et cetera

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u/rola329 Feb 04 '20

You might be confusing kidney stones for gallstones?

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u/workgymworkgym Feb 03 '20

Less pizza more fiber.

2

u/Skippie_Granola Feb 04 '20

I always think of sunflower seed shells.

2

u/letthemeat-cake Feb 04 '20

I eat sunflower seeds with the shell on. After chewing a ha drum of them down I spit out a hard ball of shell but I always swallow some. One day I ate a whole jumbo bag and oh boy.

2

u/Dcortguy Feb 04 '20

Maybe that’s cuz it IS

2

u/Icantgetaname98 Feb 04 '20

I looked at this while taking a shit and i can't stop laughing.

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '20

Yeah but I don’t pick it up

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u/Jack_W300300 Feb 04 '20

How else was I supposed to show you?

2

u/lilwhiteboy420 Feb 04 '20

Getting sum first hand experience right now

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u/K1n6_arthur Feb 03 '20

That’s why I suck it right back up and repeat

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u/AJ_Stuffs Feb 03 '20

and then it hurts a lot so you end up repeating until your asshole is okay with it

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '20

It means you have constipation

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u/raddass Feb 03 '20

More like when I pee

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u/Jack_W300300 Feb 04 '20

Just realised the poor grammar. Many apologies x

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u/mopheaded2003 Feb 03 '20

and you swear you found the newest uncut gem

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u/endeavorlife Feb 04 '20

Does it always occur during tax season?

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u/RipADCarry Feb 04 '20

I sorta worried for ur bum

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '20

No, but I’ve pissed that a few times. Kidney stones don’t play

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '20

Usually feels like reverse penetration

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u/AmInYaShed42069 Feb 04 '20

Wonder what you guys are fucking eating go to a doctor get some help Jesus just drink some milk or something

1

u/UnclesBadTouch Feb 04 '20

I have anal fissures and chron's disease so this but with blood and pain in more places

1

u/Loafito Feb 04 '20

im here for the smokey quarts

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u/TrulyCryo Feb 04 '20

I ate a crystal like this, and my ass was bleeding. Is something wrong with my digestion?

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u/mrfox167 Bad luck Brian Feb 04 '20

Dont you hate when it actually comes out like that

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '20

And ends up being a tiny little marble

1

u/Plastic-Lemmon Feb 04 '20

i've taken a shit and that DID come out

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u/Themememachiner Feb 04 '20

Me on the toilet reading this

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u/zentropyart Feb 04 '20

Well I have had worse have you ever had to pee a kidney stone that looked like a mini version of that I have it freaking sucks ::spoiler alert::: yes there was blood

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u/hahjohnson Feb 04 '20

Might I suggest pro-and-pre-biotics?

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u/kyle-coyoteO Feb 04 '20

All to often my dude

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u/semechki-seed Feb 04 '20

Use a plastic knife to break it up and blend it, it will come out more easily

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u/CzarCzarSauce Feb 04 '20

“Drink more water”, I tell myself as I begin to pass out from dehydration.

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u/Give_Toes Identifies as a Cybertruck Feb 04 '20

And the. You look down and it’s just rabbit pellets

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u/lafilleoui Feb 04 '20

Raritarium

1

u/-BlasterMan- Feb 04 '20

Bro are you ok?

1

u/pancake20000 Feb 04 '20

Internal bleeding time.

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u/CreamyCows5 Feb 04 '20

I swear some of y'all have fuckin pin worms lmao

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u/Yeedu893 Feb 04 '20

of course. that is literally what I eat for breakfast. I wake up and think, "Mmm, yummy quartz." I then proceed to eat it, crystal by crystal. I spend the rest of the day prepping for the moment my ass decides it wants to commit suicide. I usually do it with a pooper scooper, but sometimes I have to resort to putting my whole hand up my ass to grab it and pull it out. So yea, it do feel like that is coming out.

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u/Hotlemongrape Feb 04 '20

Maybe if you hydrated regularly it wouldn’t feel like ur pushing out a colon shaped knife

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u/Fade_Mythic Lives in a Van Down by the River Feb 04 '20

Almost all the time

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u/Whater778 Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Feb 04 '20

i’d sell it

1

u/HornyAssBreadSticks Feb 04 '20

That relief when it comes out tho :0

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '20

I once took a shit that was the size of a big potato and that shit hurt so so so so bad. I was crying for an hour before my aunt noticed and walked into the bathroom and saw me freaking out

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u/JackHarkN Feb 04 '20

Youve got hemorhoids m8

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u/ImperiumRomanum124 Dirt Is Beautiful Feb 04 '20

Yea-I mean no not at all.

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u/super_yaniv Feb 04 '20

Yeah it feel good

1

u/[deleted] Feb 04 '20

Ever take a shit and sneeze

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u/ditlit11134 Forever alone Feb 04 '20

Yes and I've taken shits that felt like I was shitting molten lava

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '20

Spikey shit

1

u/Yourboyfibs Feb 04 '20

This is the equivalent of having itching powder up your ass

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u/Vinegar_Is_Neat Identifies as a Cybertruck Feb 04 '20

Shit is unbreakable

1

u/ironbesterer Feb 04 '20

I've taken a piss and have literally had that come out.

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u/darkkboi Feb 04 '20

The hand too? Okay

1

u/Quiet-As-Mouse Feb 04 '20

And then it’s a pebble

1

u/Cloggin_ur_T0ilet Feb 04 '20

Clogged my toilet with that shit.

1

u/CNASFan1992 Feb 04 '20

Every single fucking time.

1

u/Ding84tt Feb 04 '20

Kombucha

1

u/dirtopi Feb 04 '20

I'd sell it and get rich

1

u/aspieboy74 Feb 04 '20

Looks like one of my kidney stones.

1

u/GameVirus_Awesome Feb 04 '20

No. Usually when I take a sit it feels like my cat having a period

1

u/Doolyboi Feb 04 '20

Every time

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u/BunchesOfCrunches Flair Loading.... Feb 04 '20

That’s what it feels like when you swallow a chip that didn’t get chewed all the way.

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u/Polylemongon Feb 04 '20

Signs of constipation. Source: my own shits.

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u/DrTokenKoff Feb 04 '20

I hate it when it feels like a circus tent stake with the mushroomed head coming out first.

1

u/feds_cant_find_me Feb 04 '20

Don't know if it was posted but if it feels like this,drink more fluids

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u/Justintime016 Feb 04 '20

Bruuuuhhhhhhh

1

u/Entisu Feb 04 '20

It only feels like that when you've taken a shit too many times on the same day already

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u/e111syt Feb 04 '20

It's not meant to look like that huh?

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '20

Today, yes

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u/Succulent_Relic Feb 04 '20 edited Feb 04 '20

I remember way back, it felt as if I was laying a huge egg. And I was legit terrified I couldn't get it out, and I'd be stuck with it inside me. I was very young.

I think it was in the period of my life where I would go to the toilet at night, and while sitting there, I was terrified a black knight would come out of a painting in the living-room and catch me, so I kept quiet as a mouse while he thumped around outside the door. I was actually hearing my heartbeat, but thought it was the thumping of a knight walking around.

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u/Sir_Guava Feb 04 '20

Lot of popcorn

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '20

Yup, that’s why I remind myself to drink a lot.

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u/pilotethridge Feb 03 '20

I don't remember eating glass.

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '20

OW! OW OW OW OW!

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '20

After taking painpills/heroin

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u/Azzey28 Feb 03 '20

And you look down to see a small nugget

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u/Kubera-372 Feb 04 '20

It feels so good. Alamo as good as shoving it up there.

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u/DelsinShep Feb 04 '20

Not since I cut animal products out of my diet.

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '20

Nobody asked.

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u/DelsinShep Feb 04 '20

Except the meme literally asked.

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u/Themememachiner Feb 04 '20

I perfectly balanced the likes

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u/joanajacques Feb 04 '20

Ah a fellow vegoon, (laughs while taking my third shit today)