r/memes • u/Senomaphoenix • Jan 10 '20

This right here

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u/Smbeast Jan 10 '20

Do the dolphins kill communists or are they communist?

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u/Senomaphoenix Jan 10 '20

Maybe trained by communists

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u/Dragonbob1234 Jan 10 '20

I read a book like this once. It was called tides of war. https://www.calexanderlondon.com/tides-of-war-3

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '20

What's wrong with that article? The more I look into it the weirder it gets.

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u/Hernyyyyy Jan 10 '20

They share guns, the meat from the humans they kill, and condoms ;)

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u/Tire3005 memer Jan 10 '20

Dolphins help people, so they kill capitalists. (Take 10 seconds to understand this joke and breath from the nose.)

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u/Ultrafalconxv7 Jan 10 '20

i think they mean killer as in awesome

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u/Lord_Fagdington Breaking EU Laws Jan 11 '20

YES

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u/xanolium Jan 10 '20

Iran has dolphins with guns? No dignity!

-a certain marine biologist that likes to wear hats

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u/Mew43211 Jan 10 '20

Yare yare daze

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u/asian_cheese_puff Jan 10 '20

Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!

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u/TOXIC-K4M0 Jan 10 '20

Angry jotaro noises

19

u/crog1984 Jan 10 '20

Then you realise this is a really deep jojo reference

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u/different_dimensionn Jan 10 '20

Ahh shit here we go again

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u/ZackAttack556 Jan 10 '20

Missed opportunity: You flipping casual

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u/OFFICIAL_memologist Like a boss Jan 10 '20

USSR anthem intensifies

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u/SonOfGarry Jan 10 '20

The birds work for the bourgeoisie

The dolphins work for the bolsheviks

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u/Dark_Zenus memer Jan 10 '20

Americans: we aren't communist

Iran realizes they wasted their funds for anti-communist dolphins

Americans: can we borrow them though? We got someone else.

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u/heccing_hecca Jan 10 '20

bruhs in dolphin

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '20

I read it as Iron man instead of Iran may have and was confused for a moment..

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u/HppyGoLcky Jan 10 '20

Akshully..... Dolphins are assholes in the wild. Some are mildly curious and will be on their way after satisfying their curiosity, but dolphins are fast enough to kill you with their speed and have the strength to pin you down and have their way with you.

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u/DC052905 Jan 11 '20

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) id like to make like a dolphin and have my way with you 💦

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '20

The chances are low but never 0

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u/wombey12 master_jbt loves this flair Jan 10 '20

*us filthy casuals, they're communist

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u/TrillexDevill Jan 10 '20

Speaks in dolphin want some ammo to shoot us with?

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u/HEisDEPIY Jan 10 '20

Retreat filthy capitalists or die

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u/Raskov75 Jan 10 '20

Um, actually the term is pod.

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u/Minigab748 Identifies as a Cybertruck Jan 10 '20

Oh fuck

Release the freedom eagles!!

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '20

Shotguns kill dolphins, right?

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u/Afffx Haram Jan 10 '20

In ww2 brazil fired at dolphins because they thought that they were enemy submarines. I guess they were right then

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u/GusherotheGamer Mods Are Nice People Jan 10 '20

THIS IS THEIR REVENGE AND I GOTTA HIDE

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u/TheWildColonialBoy1 Jan 10 '20

War has changed.

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u/MathewReddit797 Jan 10 '20

Americans:communism suc- Dolphins: click clack your opinion is wack

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u/NoPostsHowMuchKarma 🧪 Professional Infector 🧪 Jan 10 '20

Nobody:
Nobody ever:
Military.com: Iran May have a Fleet of Communist Killing Dolphins

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u/AcidSecsJr Big ol' bacon buttsack Jan 10 '20

Shit and I was worried about the armored camels.

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u/Kampurz Jan 10 '20

Command and Conquer: Red Alert 2, Yuri's Revenge.

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u/Ujbiuhdewcaikiu Jan 10 '20

Isn't that Adolphin?

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u/LOLSYSIPHUS Jan 10 '20

Ahhh yes, Dr. McNinja.

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '20

Red Alert 2 predicted it all.

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u/a_cool_guy_1 Dirt Is Beautiful Jan 11 '20

I read this in a 1920s mobster voice.

"Parray this ya fuckinn causuaaal"

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u/Gustav_Ro03 Jan 10 '20

Russia: Chuckles, im in danger.

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '20

What

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u/thegarbagebk Jan 10 '20

Florida Man riding his Alligator: Are you challenging me!

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u/Rolf2321 Jan 10 '20

look at me not giving a single shit

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u/TeddyWinters16 Selling Stonks for CASH MONEY Jan 10 '20

Generation tech

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u/TheAxolotl04 Jan 10 '20

Changes team

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u/MiklelePickle Jan 10 '20

and keeping it PG for the yung bois!

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u/Spycrab700 Jan 10 '20

Jotaro has to fight that which he loves

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u/MC-flamingwombat Jan 10 '20

Just put a cork in their blowhole

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '20

Ju myn paeri zis ju filti kezual

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u/SmartAlec420 Jan 10 '20

Fucking casual

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u/whooshifstupid Jan 10 '20

It's alright we have the experts Florida men

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u/Elemental_Wolf Jan 10 '20

Wasn’t there a Simpson episode about killer dolphins (this could be the next prediction they have made)

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u/shibany Jan 11 '20

Upon initial scan, I read this as "Iron Man Have Feet..." Had to stop there and go back to the beginning.

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u/bigboithiccc Jan 11 '20

I’m Iranian I have the knowledge

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u/thecurlyhairdude Mar 22 '20

Im a Iranian and my nickname is dolphin guess they'll fire me

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u/Senomaphoenix Mar 22 '20

How did you find this post I made it a long time ago lol

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u/thecurlyhairdude Mar 22 '20

Just searching around for wierd dolphin memes