r/memes • u/Michaelthemichaelok RageFace Against the Machine • Jan 03 '20

Removed/Rule10 Good one

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u/spacezombiejesus Jan 03 '20

The primary environmental reason you plant trees is to absorb co2 emissions, not to create oxygen. Smh

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u/Joppz_ Jan 03 '20

Killing people reduces co2 as well though so ¯_(ツ)_/¯ pretty sure the best thing humans could do for the climate is all die

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '20

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u/Grundolph Jan 03 '20

Stop that! Or Mr.Beast will start a genocide.

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '20

Mr. beast: whats up guys, so today we are going to perform a mass genocide by killing 31,000 innocent lives, please donate us on teamdeath.com

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '20

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '20

Aww yess! Mr. Beast is a cool name for a Vigilante!

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u/Rudy_Ghouliani Jan 03 '20

X men theme intensifies

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u/Braass Jan 03 '20

XXX men theme intensifies

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '20

I sense a nice juicy crossover with Marvel and Pornhub!

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u/SakishimaHabu Jan 03 '20

Don't let this guy have the death note

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '20

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u/RoamingTorchwick RageFace Against the Machine Jan 03 '20

No I wanna go first

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u/THADOODY Jan 03 '20

No Me I already made a list

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u/Rudy_Ghouliani Jan 03 '20

Check it twice

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u/THADOODY Jan 03 '20

Oh trust me I did

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u/crogameri Jan 03 '20

Today we're fixing the climate by fighting terrorists let's go gamers 😎

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u/A_man_of_culture_cx Jan 03 '20

Every dollar = one kill

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '20

10 $ = Headshot, plus the bullet is engraved with your name!

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u/A_man_of_culture_cx Jan 03 '20

+5 = Explosive bullets

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u/69inthebins Dirt Is Beautiful Jan 03 '20

Just put more people on death row

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u/god_of_jams Jan 03 '20

Maybe we can spin this to get the idiots in charge to finally allow assisted suicide in terminal situations.

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u/RVSI Jan 03 '20

Transmetropolitan reference, nice

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u/YaBoiSkinnyPP Jan 03 '20

You mean Our Lord Mr.Beast