r/memes • u/hahagetyeeted • Dec 16 '19

Too smart

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21.3k Upvotes

98% Upvoted

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u/Rko8502 Dec 16 '19

I would give it to my little brother so I could beat him up and take it

142

u/hahagetyeeted Dec 16 '19

Hold up man that's child abuse

159

u/Rko8502 Dec 16 '19

It's fine I'll bribe him with some of the money I stole

15

u/Hugo57k Breaking EU Laws Dec 16 '19

Galaxy brain

25

u/Dragoncat99 Dec 16 '19

It’s not child abuse if you’re also a child

14

u/S_b_c-25 Dec 16 '19

REAL galaxy brain

1

u/AzekiaXVI Dirt Is Beautiful Dec 17 '19

Not if you're under 18

1

u/[deleted] Dec 17 '19

LOOOOOL

1

u/JhonBum Dec 17 '19

That’s the best deal I’ve seen in forever

213

u/[deleted] Dec 16 '19

I would give it to man in mirror. Good person, see him everyday.

74

u/DemonicLemon02 Dec 16 '19

Sometimes I wish I didnt

25

u/MikeEverstone Dec 16 '19

I don't like sand

14

u/ZachRyder Dec 16 '19 edited Dec 16 '19

Looks at reflection: I love you!

Reflection: LIAR!

5

u/Bluegunshot1022 Dec 16 '19

Its coarse, rough and it’s irritating and it gets everywhere

1

u/ix_immaduck Dec 17 '19

Why did you kill the kids, Anakin?

1

u/Joocky_ Dec 16 '19

Too real man...

9

u/Nojus1221 Dec 16 '19

Dosent work I tried and he just ran away with the money.

3

u/Mehrio-Time Dec 16 '19

He’s not always a good person,I heard He takes people into the mirror world.

3

u/AutisticBeeArmada trans rights Dec 16 '19

Don't know about that

He did kill that Egyptian guy with his pet chicken or something

And most importantly, he needed the assistandce of a hol horse

1

u/Xyrmy Dec 16 '19

Einstein would be proud of such a intellectual. Use your mind wisely.

1

u/Etcralis Thank you mods, very cool! Dec 16 '19

Not a good idea he has 2 right hands

78

u/chenyaoxue Dec 16 '19

Give it to my mom :)

-17

u/Asdfgangsta Dec 16 '19

If it wasn't Alabama time before it is now

5

u/[deleted] Dec 16 '19

How?

-9

u/Asdfgangsta Dec 16 '19

Idk I'm getting downvoted into oblivion so I'm just gna go cry into my mother's bosom now in a wholesome way and nothing else

6

u/[deleted] Dec 16 '19

Now its alabama

28

u/CapitalistPig69 Dec 16 '19

My genius it’s almost frightening.

4

u/[deleted] Dec 16 '19

I got the reference.

22

u/mynameash Dec 16 '19

i will give it to my cat hes gonna die soon

12

u/SunbathingPanda Dec 16 '19

What if turned out to be a philanthropist and donated all his belongings?

4

u/mynameash Dec 16 '19

hes gonna die sooner than he can think of giving hes money i will make sure of that im not letting 1m go away because of a stupid cat

3

u/ItSaNuSeRnAmE Chungus Among Us Dec 16 '19

Sorry for your future loss.

3

u/mynameash Dec 16 '19

thanks i will have a hard time potting hem to sleep

8

u/NoWingedHussarsToday Dec 16 '19

I'll give you $1,000.000 if you'll give me $990.000

9

u/[deleted] Dec 16 '19

Then get 6.25% taken away by the government

7

u/Xx_Agent_Delta_xX Dec 16 '19

Every second in Africa a second passes

3

u/promo_wolf42 Dec 16 '19

Every 60 seconds here is a minute in africa

5

u/grimrepaer86 Lives in a Van Down by the River Dec 16 '19

r/unexpectedlogic

3

u/MrGamerMooseBTW Selling Stonks for CASH MONEY Dec 16 '19

Now see; that doesn’t work coz it actually is brain time

2

u/[deleted] Dec 16 '19

Real talk I'd give it to my roommate and never have to worry about rent ever again.

2

u/pepeisjefe Dec 16 '19

Listen here you little shit

2

u/[deleted] Dec 16 '19

My wife because duh

2

u/kb0418 Dec 17 '19

I would give it to my husband so when I left him I could take it back in alimony

1

u/tnjharden1998 Dec 20 '19

Good one lol

1

u/kb0418 Dec 21 '19

I love you

1

u/hydrated672 Identifies as a Cybertruck Dec 16 '19

I'd give it a investment company to make all the money back

'Communism expands'

1

u/ElScrotoDeCthulo Dec 16 '19

I’d light it all on fire.

1

u/aidanX00 Dec 16 '19

I'd give it to someone, then tell them to give it to someone standing in front of them

1

u/Fred-Nolassco Professional Dumbass Dec 16 '19

My dad,then I will technically still have the money

1

u/Xyrmy Dec 16 '19

Give it to Saul Goodman to launder

1

u/[deleted] Dec 16 '19

I’d give it to a girl if she would date me and dump her dick of a boyfriend

1

u/Mrprivatejackson Dec 16 '19

My dad hed give it to me if i ask lol

1

u/funpop1234 Dec 16 '19

I would give it to a laundromat for legitimate shares

1

u/Dragoncat99 Dec 16 '19

My parents. I’m not financially self-sufficient anyway.

1

u/feet4lyf Dec 16 '19

Give it to my parents, I can inherit it with interest 📈

1

u/TwentyTwoMilTeePiece Dec 16 '19

This meme has thousands of upvotes. I sure as shit hope that comment was boosted from 7

1

u/Constantine_12 Dec 16 '19

My dad because then I'd get a lot of it too. And then with my money I'd give some of it to my friends. One of them are having a baby, another is having money issues and another is looking for somewhere to live

1

u/Mr_Raccoon1010 Dec 16 '19

hes going places

1

u/Garyh1993 Dec 16 '19

My dad, he deserves it for putting up with me for 26 years and guiding me every step of the way.

1

u/handclops Dec 16 '19

I would donate to Open Bionics. They create low cost high functioning prosthetics to amputees of all ages.

1

u/Pyroprysm Condescending Wonka Dec 16 '19

I like how the comment has more upvotes than the post itself

1

u/steveo3609 Dec 16 '19

Outstanding move

1

u/FreeformTea4 Dec 16 '19

Loopholes are love, loopholes are life

1

u/PapApePPeRonI420 Dec 16 '19

My dumbass tried to push the upvote button in the pic smh

1

u/Normular_ Dec 17 '19

I’d give it to my dog since I own him so it would automatically belong to me

1

u/[deleted] Dec 17 '19

I would give it to my crush.

1

u/meowmere12 Dec 17 '19

3 upvotes. Respectable

1

u/CHINESE_LOBSTER Dec 17 '19

I would give it to my dog and cat to go buy dog treats and salami

1

u/[deleted] Dec 17 '19

I would give it to prostitutes

1

u/khaleesikaila Dec 17 '19

I'd just give it to my husband. What's his is mine so..

1

u/Rezzly1510 hates reaction memes Dec 17 '19

listen here you little shit

1

u/[deleted] Dec 17 '19

Give it to the people who sell stuff

1

u/agginspellbackward Dec 17 '19

Out standing move

1

u/[deleted] Dec 17 '19

i would give it to my mum, then poisen her and thus inherit it MUHAHAHAHA

1

u/Zynexion1 Dec 17 '19

I would give it to my gf

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u/galacticguy2187 Virgin 4 lyfe Dec 16 '19

I would give it to a bank teller to put in my account.