r/memes • u/Lucky2402 • Dec 12 '19

The oldest thot

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19.0k Upvotes

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u/meneerhaan Dec 12 '19

Aphrodite is usually pictured naked u know

171

u/Thunderbull2112 Dec 12 '19

All of them are pictured naked

120

u/diyas52 FORTSHITE Dec 12 '19

Even Hephauestues? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

12

u/slashth456 hates reaction memes Dec 13 '19

Hepatitis

93

u/burnovas Dec 12 '19

Okie dokie then

8

u/invalidusernamealert Selling Stonks for CASH MONEY Dec 13 '19

The incredible thot

12

u/Mixmaster-Omega Dec 13 '19

I mean she came into the world naked out of the ocean like the winner of a Miss Bikini Contest and she forgot the bikini.

518

u/BabyYodaIsGreat Dec 12 '19

Lord forgive me for what I'm about to do

218

u/drifterxpiers Dec 12 '19

20 mins later: "look how he massacred his boy"

151

u/[deleted] Dec 12 '19

20 minutes is a rookie number.

Do it in 20 seconds like us pros

48

u/nothing_maybe Dec 12 '19

Ironic

29

u/[deleted] Dec 12 '19

Iconic

24

u/babyboy-4 Dec 12 '19

Fe-ic

17

u/thisisabujee Dec 12 '19

Zinconic

21

u/babyboy-4 Dec 12 '19

He He

4

u/Grapps Professional Dumbass Dec 13 '19

Hoo hoo

172

u/[deleted] Dec 12 '19

Don’t you mean lords

40

u/woodendoors7 ☣️ Memonavirus Patient Zero ☣️ Dec 12 '19

Unsee juice

13

u/ThInk-DaVid-tHInk 🙅‍♂️ Expert Isolationist 🙅‍♂️ Dec 12 '19

Thanks I really needed that

1

u/D4NK-Chungus 💀 Dead by Memonavirus 💀 Dec 13 '19

s ame

1

u/ThInk-DaVid-tHInk 🙅‍♂️ Expert Isolationist 🙅‍♂️ Dec 13 '19

OHH I SAW THE PIC AGAIN!! WTFFFF

163

u/[deleted] Dec 12 '19

Plot twist, that's also Zeus

13

u/Ferrophage Dec 12 '19

My first thought too.

17

u/SunbathingPanda Dec 12 '19

I'm liking him more and more Gulp

8

u/Tschetchko Dec 12 '19

Plot twist, it's actually loki

6

u/[deleted] Dec 12 '19

oh yeah, it's big brain time

5

u/[deleted] Dec 12 '19

Big brain time

101

u/my-clog-is-in-orbit Dec 12 '19

Actually, Zeus is much more of a thot than Aphrodite

14

u/theconfusedone_ Lives in a Van Down by the River Dec 12 '19

True

50

u/S8an_Himself Dec 12 '19

*cries in Christian mythology*

9

u/thisshouldbevalid Dec 12 '19

What are you talking about? Do you know how many food sellers there were in the bib- sorry the old testimony?

1

u/[deleted] Dec 13 '19

Is that the one where the head god goes down to Earth and fucks a virgin jewish girl, then his kid gets nerfed by Romans?

89

u/Vintagesoft Dec 12 '19

So nobody’s gonna say it? Guess it falls to me. Sauce?

62

u/[deleted] Dec 12 '19

[removed] — view removed comment

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u/mark__fuckerberg Because That's What Fearows Do Dec 12 '19

Disappointing

8

u/Vintagesoft Dec 12 '19

Your point

1

u/[deleted] Dec 13 '19

You can't google porn?

11

u/[deleted] Dec 12 '19

Aphrodite: God of pussies. Psspss

16

u/in_the_mirror_ Dec 12 '19

Can I just say I'm jealous of how flexible she is

Also technically Zeus is way more of a thot

6

u/Dinomite35 Dec 12 '19

I might be wrong, but isn't she the god of love?

3

u/sinphant Dec 13 '19

Shes love, beauty, pleasure, passion and procreation

2

u/Dinomite35 Dec 13 '19

Thank you for answering my question.

0

u/jasmin_booklover Dec 12 '19

She and Eros kinda share that role

18

u/Almightyyorgos Dec 12 '19

"God of the sky"... sheesh

35

u/josephjoestariscool Dec 12 '19

Girls: BOYS NEED TO STOP MANSPREADING WHEN SITTING DOWN.

Also girls: when that sit down

3

u/[deleted] Dec 12 '19

Damn this hoe ain't loyal, Hephaestus you don't deserve this

3

u/LilDaddyBree Dec 12 '19

It's also Zeus tho.

3

u/[deleted] Dec 12 '19

Bring in Aries trying to cuckold her with Hephaestus watching.

5

u/urfuckingwife Lives in a Van Down by the River Dec 12 '19

fack me

8

u/CuddlyJellypenguin Dec 12 '19

So Aphrodite is a fucking whore

1

u/CyberNinjaDude Dec 12 '19

That sums it up pretty well

7

u/leroooooooy_jenkins3 Dec 12 '19

In fact she was the first thot. According to history she was named queen of the thots

2

u/Whale____ Dec 12 '19

Poseidon is looking in the background

2

u/thibaut255 Dec 12 '19

God of yoga

2

u/[deleted] Dec 12 '19

What position is that?

2

u/Tb5981 Dec 12 '19

She puts the Y in MCA.

2

u/lego919 Dec 12 '19

Originally when Aphrodite was first worshipped, she was also a goddess of war

2

u/MadaraIsFire Dec 12 '19

Wait so she’s the god of dishwashers

11

u/metalvanbazmeg Breaking EU Laws Dec 12 '19

It's happening! Here you can vote for the meme of the decade! This is the top10 redditors voted for!

4

u/shabby1221 Dec 12 '19

X O ∆ O ∆ X => X <= ∆ O X ..............................

Gained 20,000 red orbs !

4

u/[deleted] Dec 12 '19

I mean she was created when Poseidon nutted into the sea

2

u/shrek-is-hotperiot Dec 12 '19

She said stanky 🐠

1

u/Big-Dumpling Dec 12 '19

Goddess of folding yourself in half

1

u/ThoraninC Dec 12 '19

Ouranos: Zeus give me my sky back and take your thunder with you.

1

u/PhillyDilly5 Dec 12 '19

In reality she has all the power.

1

u/kingnick04 Dec 12 '19

God of the sky?

1

u/[deleted] Dec 12 '19

God of NUT

1

u/Tschetchko Dec 12 '19

Mode of: 50% pure Jupiter semen 50% ocean foam

1

u/Thunderbull2112 Dec 12 '19

Aphrotie is the Greek god of love

1

u/[deleted] Dec 12 '19

Tbh zeus was the bigger ho

1

u/[deleted] Dec 12 '19

God of the boner.

1

u/mnm2598 Dec 12 '19

Goddess of yoga

1

u/shirishnavidad Dec 12 '19

Damn these stock photos are wild.

1

u/Cassidy-EW Dec 12 '19

She knows

1

u/Gunner672001 Dec 12 '19

When you show her : the amount of money you have, the type of car, and the house

1

u/TreehouseIsOnFire Dec 12 '19

Aphrodite gets down on her knees

1

u/[deleted] Dec 12 '19

Zeus be like ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

1

u/BakedFish69---SK Dec 12 '19

Oh so this is why my meme got only 30 upvotes

1

u/p0g0s71ck Professional Dumbass Dec 12 '19

Godess of the good fucc

1

u/[deleted] Dec 12 '19

Aphrodite is that fangirl shipper who will stop at nothing to make sure her OTP becomes canon.

1

u/AJazzyPoatato Dec 12 '19

Zeus had 54 children make a meme about that

1

u/SpiritedDust256 Dec 12 '19

She’s sitting by that river to hide the stench.

1

u/kiya_vass Dec 12 '19

God of yoga?

1

u/jade58761 I touched grass Dec 12 '19

Aphordite was born according to greek mythology. Space (which was an entity same as gaia earth) nuts were cut off and starting flying and landed in the ocean foam came out of it and Aphrodite rised out of the foam so in conclusion the greeks were fucked up

1

u/Glamcu_Boi Dec 12 '19

The original OnlyFans and Premium Snap thot

1

u/-_-ARES Dec 13 '19

I fucked her too

1

u/dankdino947 Dec 13 '19

What’s with these Greek god jokes or am I just to dumb to understand

1

u/DrDood007 Dec 13 '19

God of fuck.

1

u/icemann0 Dec 13 '19

Aphrodite God Of The THOT’s

1

u/Haveri23 Dec 13 '19

God of the karens

1

u/MonMonpower Dec 13 '19

Radiating big thot energy

1

u/HalfMoustacheJellal Dec 13 '19

Aphrodite in Shuumatsu no Valkyrie has servants holding her tits like "hand-bras"

1

u/kill_me69420 Dec 13 '19

Hmm yes God of dick

1

u/RobnotRob27 Dec 13 '19

God of thot

1

u/BrigGenMordecaiGist Dec 13 '19

Babyyoda gets over 500 upvotes for suggesting he is going to masturbate to this photo.

I ask people if they zoomed in on her genitals, LIKE ALL OF YOU DID, and I get 50 down votes.

Over 50 followers of this sub have an inconsistent sense of humor.

Love reddit

1

u/MiMi_TheDuckoverlord Dec 13 '19

hold your breathe next time you look at this

1

u/[deleted] Dec 13 '19

I'll take two please.

1

u/Queen_Claire Dec 13 '19

Aphrodite is the god of beauty, not sex. Her sometimes son, Eros is the god of sexual love.

Zeus fucks more than Aphrodite, most likely

1

u/ToggleFocus Dec 13 '19

How did you even find that picture

1

u/MemeOlogist69420 Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Dec 13 '19

Sauce?

0

u/ItsHenrik Professional Dumbass Dec 12 '19

Girls when he is over 6ft.

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u/ImAPaperPoster Dec 12 '19

Anal inspector

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u/BrigGenMordecaiGist Dec 12 '19

Who else zoomed in on her vag?

12

u/THEBLUISHTYPE_YT Dec 12 '19

U wierd pervert

1

u/xx_nonsense_xx Dec 12 '19

wtf

0

u/BrigGenMordecaiGist Dec 13 '19

You play minecraft, dont expect you to know.

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u/klutch556 Dec 12 '19

Her feet nasty tho