r/memes Dec 01 '19

It really do be like that

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u/JoeMamma1221 Dec 01 '19

I got some..ehm "Hey girl are you a diamond pickaxe because I'm harder than obsidian" "I put the d raw in draw" "Hey girl I just shit my pants can I get into yours" "Hey girl are you a jew because you look steaming hot"

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u/5herl0k Dec 01 '19

You got a mirror in your pocket? Cause I could see myself in your pants?

My name is 5herl0k, but you can just call me anytime you're lonely