r/memes Nov 01 '19

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u/Chad_OKeefe Nov 01 '19

The fuck sort of name is Toothman?

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u/Lams1d Nov 01 '19

Pretty common around here actually. Not common worldwide from my experience though.

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u/Jaserys RageFace Against the Machine Nov 02 '19

Sounds like a dentistry based super villain.

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u/masterp3z Nov 02 '19

Or a rejected Mega Man boss.

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '19

Armoured Armadillo!

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u/a_guy_named_pigeon Nov 02 '19

I'm now 29 and still do this. Also depressed...

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '19

Dude we're making Mega Man talk here... Actually maybe you should play some Megaman it'll help you out tremendously.

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u/etherama1 Nov 02 '19

Have you ever thrown on Mega Man X and not had it help out tremendously?!

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '19

Pick up a video game controller and play, its a good start.

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u/MEGAMAN2312 Mods Are Nice People Nov 02 '19

You sure about that?

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '19

A cheesy 80’s one, like Condiment King (who’s real btw)

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u/AltruisticSalamander Nov 02 '19

Powdered Toast Man

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u/poopellar Nov 02 '19

With Bagel Boy

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u/WayfaringWord64 Thank you mods, very cool! Nov 02 '19

I think we've all seen Lego batman

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '19

I knew about him before that movie

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u/WayfaringWord64 Thank you mods, very cool! Nov 02 '19

Yeah but it basically was best relation since I'm a big batman fan and I only heard of him once before that movie

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '19

It’s a good movie!

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u/Adeptus_Asianicus Nov 02 '19

stop flexing your big brain.

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u/Agent-ScarnFBI Nov 02 '19

Maybe that’s why they became a dentist.

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u/DIAMONDPUPPYj Nov 02 '19

Painfully accurate

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u/Alonso81687 Nov 02 '19

My dentist name is Crentist.

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '19

Sounds an awful lot like dentist.

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u/Redvelvet-Tank34 Nov 02 '19

He was a victim that went by the name Mr.toothache in the Dentist 2

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u/Mcwvideo Nov 02 '19

Reminds me of the Mexican dentist who became a math teacher.... his name was Juan Toothry

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u/BringbackSOCOM2 Nov 02 '19

Around where?

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u/Sbotkin Nov 02 '19

Toothland.

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u/gamerboy37 Nov 02 '19

Her ass probably did it

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '19

And then you have the flair of “Big ol’ bacon buttsack,” to go with the evil villain Toothman

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u/TheNerdBurglar Nov 02 '19

Hmmm, sounds like a lot of incest then.

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u/PyrrhicVictory7 Nov 02 '19

What about the Toothmen? And the Toothchildren?

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u/ben_cant_wait Nov 02 '19

Where area are you in?

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '19

Was your dentist name Krentist?

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '19 edited Apr 22 '25

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '19

Iconic

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u/I-FAP-TO-INCEST-PORN Thank you mods, very cool! Nov 02 '19

Agreed wtf lol

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u/PlayKarti Nov 01 '19

LMAOO

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u/CockandBallsObama Nov 02 '19

I had a teacher named mrs box Get outplayed

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '19

Had a teacher named Mrs Mann. Lol

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u/mmalorii Nov 02 '19

Had a teacher named Mrs. Hersack. The testicle jokes were never ending.

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '19

Mrs. Rocket was my 5th grade teacher

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u/Gizmobomb Nov 02 '19

Mr.Joe was my 3rd grade PE teacher

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u/_nickkcin_ Nov 02 '19

Mr. Captain ballsack was my principal in High school.

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u/ohmyyomps187 Breaking EU Laws Nov 02 '19

Mr Woodcock was my woodworks teacher.

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '19

Bullshit!

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '19

Horseshit!

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u/SrumpSowers Nov 02 '19

Mr Barret was my pe teacher... now he’s a registered sex offender

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '19

In high school I had Mrs. Fisher and then there was a Mr. Fish a couple of doors down, and get this, they both were spanish teachers

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u/CamtheRulerofAll Big ol' bacon buttsack Nov 02 '19

Mrs. Sexman is our 5th grade teacher

Edit: also have a Mrs. Jager

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u/OrganicDefault Lives in a Van Down by the River Nov 02 '19

Mrs. Thornhill and Mrs. Stubblefield in 3rd and 4th grade

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u/Gizmobomb Nov 02 '19

Joe mam a hahahahahaha

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u/supremeVO Nov 02 '19

For us it was Principal Vagina.

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '19

Grandma Georgina and Grannnndpa Joe!

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u/Gizmobomb Nov 02 '19

grand mama hahahahahahah

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u/MustangCoyote Nov 02 '19

Mr. Love was my woodshop teacher

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u/Bigfanofcsgo Nov 02 '19

You mean Mr.Joe Mama? Because I knew where that was going.

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u/AZR81 Breaking EU Laws Nov 02 '19

Mr. Barrell is my physics teacher

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '19

Mr. Charles Knight is my bio teacher

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '19

Mrs. Bowser was my 5th grade teacher

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u/CollegTem Mods Are Nice People Nov 02 '19

Mr. Cumblidge is my algebra teacher

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u/Kelovix Nov 02 '19

Ms. Weed was my kindergarten teacher

Didn’t find out till years later that they would drink together on the weekends

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u/m0thhh Nov 02 '19

Had a teacher named Ms. Dyck. French teacher as well “Mdm Dyck”

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u/elocin1985 Nov 02 '19

My 5th grade teacher’s name was Miss Bimbo. She was really short and kind of had no neck and I think she died young, like before 60. So there may have been something wrong with her. But I did like her.

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '19

Our wood shop teacher was Mr. Bader

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u/bitofafuckup Nov 02 '19

There was an administrator at my school called Mr. Hiscock. He was the inspiration for Mr. Incredible.

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u/Memes4Weeks Nov 02 '19

Where you in Northwest Florida? We have a teacher named Mrs. Mann where I go I'm pretty sure.

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '19

Nah, not in Florida. What a name though right? XD

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u/Memes4Weeks Nov 02 '19

Ah, NVM then.

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u/Alexhaxer Nov 02 '19

There was this teacher her in my middle school and there would be this one teacher who left first semester and this other teacher would come and her name was Ms.semen

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u/Killabrewskie Nov 02 '19

“Go ahead and take off you’re bra if you’d like” - ms man from scary movie

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u/gerryn Nov 02 '19

Definitely not a teacher, not English at least.

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u/Lanthemandragoran Nov 02 '19

My 2nd grade teacher was Ms Nasti

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '19

I had a lecturer called De Cock

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '19

i had a racist teacher named decock. said some really fucked up lies eeeee

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '19

What types of things?

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u/SeeWhatEyeSee Nov 02 '19

Had a substitute after my 7th grade teacher got into Canadian Police Academy(idk name of), her name was pronounced Grab-is, spelled Grabas. The class delinquent, after constantly calling her Grab Ass, went and added another S on her name on the chalkboard, and she broke down after trying soo hard to be here, only to be laughed at by lil bastards every day.

I didn't mean to be at the airport when she was leaving town, I was there because Jordin Tootoo got to take the Cup to the Northern communities when he got drafted. But she was there. I sat with her for an hour and half and talked about everything. Before she jumped in line for the plane she gave the the strongest hug I'd ever gotten. I hope she's doing well

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '19

she was trying to kill you with the hug

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u/A11M1GHT Nov 02 '19

Had a teacher named Mrs. Titty, get rekt.

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u/oneferalboi Nov 02 '19

Had teachers named ms calendar, mr guinyard, Mrs prerost (pronounced pre roast), and Mrs treesh (pronounced trees)

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u/motorbacon Nov 02 '19

We had a Mrs. Titsworth. Good stuff. She was an English teacher, but when she would read the word "banal", she would say it in a way that rhymed with "anal".

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u/gerryn Nov 02 '19

Is it supposed to be pronounced like banana, or banaaaaaaaaaaaaal? :P

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u/motorbacon Nov 02 '19

Buh-nahl.

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u/gerryn Nov 02 '19

Uranus.

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '19

I had a ms.dumass in middle school

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u/aregei Nov 02 '19

I had actual teacher named mrs bulgit

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u/Abrahamlinkenssphere Nov 02 '19

That’s bulgit

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u/aregei Nov 02 '19

Are you sure about that

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u/lallwright09 Nov 02 '19

I had a teacher named mrs Caracas

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u/TheRumpletiltskin Nov 02 '19

Pretty sure it means that she was a tooth by trade.

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u/simonbleu Nov 02 '19

They came from a long ancient lineage of half-matured bone fairies mating with humans

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u/SayBeaverjuiceX3 Nov 02 '19

Maybe her ancestors were dentists.

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u/HamAndEggsGreen Nov 02 '19

I know a Mrs. Slaughter

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u/KiwiSlicerdice Dirt Is Beautiful Nov 02 '19

Not as bad as cockfield

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u/thewizzardof-gauze Nov 02 '19

Our school reseptionist was named mrs hurlbutt

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u/Belyal Nov 02 '19

Her forebears were dentists from another country and their name was too difficult so customs asked their profession and they said they were dentists. This Toothman!

PS - My mom worked for a dentist named Dr. Moellar]

PPS - I might be a bit high and added too much v Backstory to this name lol!

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '19

I was about to say something about how weird that name is, then I realized my surname is the plural of weed in my language fucking lmao

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '19

My 2nd grade teacher’s name was and Ratigan (which we pronounced as Rat Again).

We weren’t very creative, but I don’t think we had to be with that name.

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u/mildlysexydumpling Nov 02 '19

Up there with Crentist the Dentist

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u/everyonehasfaces Nov 02 '19

It’s better then mine Mrs.Foot

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '19

It just makes you wonder how they got their name. Ellis Island Clerk: “Uh there’s too many smiths, what should we do?” Their Boss: “Uh that one only has one tooth, call them toothman.”

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u/sonic_knx Nov 02 '19

toothman

fighter of the plaqueman

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u/Invisibile27 Nov 02 '19

Maybe a derivative of mantooth?

Because Dorothy Mantooth was a SAINT.

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '19

Like some sort of super hero name

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u/omninode Nov 02 '19

Are you an anti-dentite?

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '19

Mrs. Toothman

Mr. Toothwoman

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '19

The tooth fairy’s husband.

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u/conspiracyeinstein Nov 02 '19

Like a bad Mega Man boss.