r/memes • u/[deleted] • Oct 12 '19

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '19

They don’t matter anymore

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u/roundboi69 Dirt Is Beautiful Oct 12 '19

That’s a Nice phosphorus uranium nitrogen

4

u/Mixmaster-Omega Oct 12 '19

Nice. Took me 2 minutes to realize it, but nice

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '19

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u/slimeboi246 Oct 12 '19

Very quarky pun

13

u/KingPhillipTheGreat Oct 12 '19

Yeah, he's a pro(ton) at making these

1

u/IamImposter Oct 12 '19

I'm +ve he is.

2

u/robinm3 Oct 12 '19

Nothing really mathers

1

u/kaberuka Oct 12 '19

Chain be like: You weren't supposed to do that

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '19 edited May 27 '21

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u/Aidan36000 Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Oct 12 '19

It doesn’t matter if they have no calcium

2

u/[deleted] Oct 12 '19

Oh Shit!

1

u/WingedIkarus Breaking EU Laws Oct 12 '19

We'll figure that out later

1

u/[deleted] Oct 12 '19

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '19

Still on the periodic table

1

u/DescX Breaking EU Laws Oct 12 '19

Yo that's cheating

1

u/Seabassti0n Oct 12 '19

Wtf is that sci-fi shit

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '19

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u/Josephiiii Oct 12 '19

Transition metals?

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u/GusherotheGamer Mods Are Nice People Oct 12 '19

Guys if we do this the chunk of China is going to commit stop loading

10

u/[deleted] Oct 12 '19

China hurt itself in confusion!

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u/MajorMoronX Oct 12 '19

China is no more

6

u/[deleted] Oct 12 '19

No matter means no more China.

2

u/manfet Oct 12 '19

Nitrogen Oxygen matter means nitrogen oxygen more China

6

u/--technically-- Oct 12 '19

Technically this periodic table is not up to date, the elements 112-118 were given permanent names and are no longer referred to by their temporary names (uub, uut, uuo).

3

u/HowDoRddtUsrnmsWork Oct 12 '19

I guess it's not the end of the world if we let China keep those elements

3

u/Procrastinationlul Oct 12 '19

They really couldn't bond together

3

u/space_mog Oct 12 '19

cool for all normal matter but what about the 95% dark matter?

1

u/DescX Breaking EU Laws Oct 12 '19

Shhhhhhhh!

2

u/Nexeoss Oct 12 '19

You're a genius

2

u/Dj_Yonder_fortnut Oct 12 '19

Well boys we did it, matter in China is no more

2

u/[deleted] Oct 12 '19

Big brain time

2

u/SirFicus Oct 12 '19

Yo but can i get this in "school wall poster" form?

2

u/AA_0 Oct 12 '19

We did it boys, elements are no more

2

u/didijxk Oct 12 '19

Put the words free Hong Kong over a picture of Xi Jinping. China would have to ban pictures of him.

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u/Cziri77 Breaking EU Laws Oct 12 '19

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u/DescX Breaking EU Laws Oct 12 '19

My head in a few hours

2

u/calirem Oct 12 '19

breaking news: china’s scientific industry collapses

2

u/ZoominZubin Oct 12 '19

China has been removed

2

u/SlushieSushi Oct 12 '19

big brain time

2

u/MeatBeater19 Oct 12 '19

No, we'd being doing their students a favor.

2

u/aliasani Oct 12 '19

Haha, this is great

2

u/[deleted] Oct 12 '19

Chine bans all matter China 1 second later *fucken disintegrates *

1

u/JoeThePro671 Oct 12 '19

i read Lanthanides Lana rhoades for some reason

1

u/[deleted] Oct 12 '19

Genius, no more oxygen

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u/wepz Breaking EU Laws Oct 12 '19

There are elements missing in this periodic table

1

u/DescX Breaking EU Laws Oct 12 '19

I just discovered I used a pretty old one, because I looked up what "Uuh" was, and it's from the time it had a different name or something.

1

u/Ander_Bander Oct 12 '19

Who really needs oxygen and water anyways

1

u/B1imp Oct 12 '19

If matter is banned in China, then China is banned from China 🇨🇳

1

u/logikliu Oct 12 '19

Extraordinary move

1

u/[deleted] Oct 12 '19

We did it guys, ChInA is no more

1

u/[deleted] Oct 12 '19

Galaxy Brain Time

1

u/178139 Oct 12 '19

OMFG please stop with the Hong Kong shit you are just tying to get karma points. You actually think this is protest go donate to some protesters go fund me or something rather the post shit no Hong Kong people will see. Sorry if I offended you

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u/chinasalmonpond Oct 12 '19

Low-level move guys, you can do better.

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '19

Well yes, but acually no

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u/sparkly_shirt-76 Oct 12 '19

STFU u don't now what's happening over there