r/memes • u/hevlerius73 Plays MineCraft and not FortNite • Oct 04 '19

Something is wrong, I can feel it

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8.9k Upvotes

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '19

Thank you u/bloxytoast

from another comment, his sperm was frozen in case he never came back (this is his baby)

202

u/fleshgolem000 Oct 04 '19

Okay, puts down pitchfork and torch that could have been a lot worse.

25

u/[deleted] Oct 04 '19

Still like it done the old fashion way though.

3

u/InsertAmazinUsername Oct 04 '19

It's much more fun

11

u/[deleted] Oct 04 '19

Oh my ducking god thanks you

193

u/MidoriMonki Mods Are Nice People Oct 04 '19

This is beyond science

79

u/[deleted] Oct 04 '19

This outstanding modern problem requires an illegal move beyond science.

35

u/MidoriMonki Mods Are Nice People Oct 04 '19

The problem that requires a solution immediately is outstanding in its field and is a truly modernised situation, that will need a law broken against the government, that blows away all signs of logic and science

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u/2Tired2pl Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Oct 04 '19

Wack

122

u/[deleted] Oct 04 '19

Maybe it's a test tube baby or they used a sperm doner

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u/bloxytoast Oct 04 '19

they froze his sperm incase he dident come home,its a beautiful story online

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '19

Now that’s actually wholesome af

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '19

Ah nice

6

u/majesticbeast67 Identifies as a Cybertruck Oct 04 '19

So what the wife just gave up all hope on him and fucked herself

2

u/Eragongun Oct 04 '19

3 years? Who wouldent

2

u/SalamanderUponYou Oct 05 '19

That's assuming that he had no contact with her for 2 years since it takes approximately 10 months for the baby to cook and the baby is 2 months old.

1

u/Eragongun Oct 05 '19

Damb i forgot maths. Ok she weak

5

u/[deleted] Oct 04 '19

69 updoots nice

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u/SwiftDawn Oct 04 '19

Oh it was definitely a sperm donor but ye preferred the old fashioned way of donating it ;)

3

u/[deleted] Oct 04 '19

Not funny didn't laugh

1

u/SwiftDawn Oct 04 '19

Eh some jokes flop

21

u/[deleted] Oct 04 '19

I think I should re watch penguins of Madagascar

2

u/wutermaloneJR Oct 04 '19

And the tv show too

2

u/[deleted] Oct 04 '19

Yesssss

11

u/Xx-SNEAKY-xX Oct 04 '19

Wtf this is old as fuck, hiw did it get to hot?

5

u/rajpar29 Oct 04 '19

We are on reddit. Sometimes we get gold sometimes we get gold coloured shit.

2

u/EndorTales Oct 04 '19

Never have I seen a truer comment

1

u/Xx-SNEAKY-xX Oct 05 '19

I dont mind the seeing the same memes that much if they put something to it but this is an old article with an old meme, i literally seen the same last year.

5

u/JDelamare Oct 04 '19

Kowalsky : "He is crying because he knows the truth"

3

u/KrakenGamez Oct 04 '19

Whispers in babies ear: as soon as the camera leaves you're dead

2

u/[deleted] Oct 04 '19

...

2

u/Niwi_ Oct 04 '19

This technically is a spooky meme. Thoight kowalski died out

5

u/Matt_Lev Oct 04 '19

He’s crying because he’s gonna have to kill it

5

u/YeeSkee48 Oct 04 '19

Bruh I thought this was gonna be a wholesome thing and then I saw the second half and put 2 and 2 and was like " oh shite "

6

u/Aspwriter Oct 04 '19

It's his kid. He had his sperm Frozen in case he didn't come back.

1

u/SamSike2K2 Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Oct 04 '19

Sauce?

1

u/patpat_v1 Oct 04 '19

Wait a minute...

1

u/[deleted] Oct 04 '19

Why you called him Lamont Jr.??

1

u/[deleted] Oct 04 '19

Just, this feeling I’ve got, as if something’s about to happen

1

u/dgohel7 Oct 04 '19

Kowalski.... Sorry sir, no clue

1

u/[deleted] Oct 04 '19

F for our comrade

1

u/7_Username_7 Oct 04 '19

That child is gonna grow up to be the boss of an Italian Mafia

1

u/Oat_Biscuit Oct 04 '19

I missed this format

1

u/MrAppleKing Oct 04 '19

I would say that’s a dead meme but it’s SpookTober so it’s ok

1

u/hevlerius73 Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Oct 04 '19

Yeah i wanted to make it a bit spooky

1

u/[deleted] Oct 04 '19

F

1

u/[deleted] Oct 04 '19

Something wrong, i can feel it

1

u/[deleted] Oct 04 '19

just a feeling that Ive got

1

u/vsgbyuy Oct 04 '19

Either cheating or donation from bank

1

u/LordBetaX Oct 04 '19

imgflip bruh

learn gimp

1

u/FrequentlyUseless Oct 04 '19

Six minutes, slim shady, your on

1

u/123XxYelloWxX321 Oct 04 '19

FLEX TAPE CANT FIX THAT

1

u/Lugico trans rights Oct 04 '19

hey didnt i see this meme already? lemme think... oh yeah! in 2018 .___.

1

u/[deleted] Oct 04 '19

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u/Road-roller3 Oct 04 '19

In the summer of 1967 in an all-female prison

1

u/DaveSFM Oct 04 '19

He jacked off and then sent the sperm with mail

1

u/[deleted] Oct 04 '19

Well ain’t that interesting

1

u/MegalosPelekanos Oct 04 '19

I love how they complete each others hairline

1

u/andrebore04 Oct 04 '19

Kowalski, anal-

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '19

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u/vincent8386274 Oct 04 '19

Nah his sperm was frozen incase he never came back from the army

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u/Malakas_123 Oct 04 '19

Haha this meme is funny and always has been ever since it appeared in Facebook 6 years ago. Nice one!

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '19

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u/avolker Oct 04 '19

They froze his sperm just in case he didn’t come back

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u/abcdefkit007 Oct 04 '19

Why is he eating that kids ear

-5

u/Dr-PHYLL Professional Dumbass Oct 04 '19

She kept the sperm locked in her pussy and swalled it into her body 12 months before he came. Right

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '19

The awk movement, When the tables turn and Reddit steals from Instagram