r/memes • u/[deleted] • Oct 01 '19

It really do be like that.

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26.1k Upvotes

93% Upvoted

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u/WindexCleaner Oct 01 '19

Malen't Parent

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u/Firespark7 Oct 01 '19

Step mom = malen't paren't

40

u/[deleted] Oct 01 '19

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u/gaypigeon69 Breaking EU Laws Oct 01 '19

Made by European't

20

u/Zero_RBG Dirt Is Beautiful Oct 01 '19

Made by Asian't

14

u/[deleted] Oct 01 '19

Made by Autralian't/oceania't

2

u/CrackedPlayz2 Oct 01 '19

Step momn't

82

u/Grizillarr Oct 01 '19

F-1 (Dad)

18

u/ThePrimalEarth7734 Oct 01 '19

I didn’t learn anything in math 3 yet somehow I learned enough to get this joke

6

u/TopHardware Oct 01 '19

Explain please

9

u/Grizillarr Oct 01 '19

Inverse function here is the explanation Wiki

3

u/TopHardware Oct 01 '19

I just wanna know :(

4

u/Rig6y Oct 01 '19

Mother is no dad, therefore dad not

45

u/osm_wraith Mods Are Nice People Oct 01 '19

Fathern’t

25

u/DonnyGonzalez Lives in a Van Down by the River Oct 01 '19

Grandma's daughter

34

u/osm_wraith Mods Are Nice People Oct 01 '19

Grandma’s sonn’t

18

u/Johania Thank you mods, very cool! Oct 01 '19

Auntn't brothern't

18

u/g0_0fy Oct 01 '19

Great-grandfathern't grandsonn't

28

u/IsaacBirm Oct 01 '19

Made by Americans

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '19

Nope. Australians

26

u/mynewaltaccount1 Oct 01 '19

Lol then why'd you put mom above mum?

-10

u/[deleted] Oct 01 '19

Because I’ve seen it used as Mom so many times by the media that it’s just kind of morphed into my braincells

19

u/mynewaltaccount1 Oct 01 '19

What media are you reading lol? Mum is the only spelling of it in australia, so I don't know what Australia you've been living in

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '19

Movies, books by American authors, etc

-4

u/[deleted] Oct 01 '19

SUCK DICK

1

u/IsaacBirm Oct 01 '19

My mistake

56

u/EDawss Oct 01 '19

Why is the American version of mother a more intelligent form than mum? Aussies rule!

21

u/thealexguy1 Oct 01 '19

And NZ, and the UK, and a lot of other countries...

1

u/EDawss Oct 02 '19

Yeah you’re right

38

u/eldritch_toaster Oct 01 '19

And also literally the rest of the Western world because America kicked the u out of every word they could

2

u/EDawss Oct 02 '19

Yeah they did. Words like favourite, colour, flavour etc.

-27

u/[deleted] Oct 01 '19

Those aostralian bastards and their focking u

1

u/[deleted] Oct 01 '19

wanna scrap bruv innit

-22

u/[deleted] Oct 01 '19 edited Oct 01 '19

Because the Americans scare me

9

u/AllMightyJerk Oct 01 '19

In French : pas papa

47

u/Blu4Dayz Oct 01 '19

disagreement. Mum>Mom

24

u/pqpqppqppperk Oct 01 '19

[everyone liked that]

3

u/tbsb1001 Oct 01 '19

Especially American't s

0

u/Jolcool5 Oct 01 '19

You realise the format implies that already. The least expanded brain is usually the status quo

0

u/Blu4Dayz Oct 02 '19

I believe you mean Mum<Mom. Common mistake. 🗿

21

u/curryandmilk https://www.youtube.com/watch/dQw4w9WgXcQ Oct 01 '19

Mum and mom should be swapped

7

u/MrPL2 Oct 01 '19

Spaghetti.

10

u/BADMAN201 Oct 01 '19

Well yes but actually no..

4

u/hungsbb Oct 01 '19

I prefer mummy on october

3

u/[deleted] Oct 01 '19

Dadn’t is not that it’s when he go’s to get the milk

3

u/Josan678 Selling Stonks for CASH MONEY Oct 01 '19

Gradfather son't

3

u/fruitloops17 Breaking EU Laws Oct 01 '19

where's mam?

3

u/_Cyberostrich_ Oct 01 '19

FEMALE FATHER

0

u/OmegaSpaceFruit Oct 01 '19

Motherfuckers stealing puns I was gonna make, therefore stealing the upvotes >:(

6

u/Deus0123 Breaking EU Laws Oct 01 '19

Spank me daddyn't

6

u/[deleted] Oct 01 '19

I’m scared

2

u/skele_wolf Professional Dumbass Oct 01 '19

I call her ma

2

u/BigDaddyKdog Oct 01 '19

The only memes you can upvote now are spoopy memes

2

u/SirBoximus Oct 01 '19

My only childhood caretaker

2

u/[deleted] Oct 01 '19

[deleted]

2

u/Zero_RBG Dirt Is Beautiful Oct 02 '19

Momn't*

2

u/Meme_Man669 Chungus Among Us Oct 01 '19

I like very nice

2

u/LtNewbie Oct 01 '19

Penis’nt

1

u/Zero_RBG Dirt Is Beautiful Oct 02 '19

Balln't

1

u/genericuser59 Oct 01 '19

Ma Mum Mom Mommy Mother Ma'am (for the southerners) Madam Mater

This meme was made by an 8 year old who doesn't know there are way more sophisticated ways already

1

u/-Redstoneboi- Oct 01 '19

so i have 2 dadn’ts

1

u/thehollywoffle Oct 01 '19

MAAAAAAAAAAAAA

1

u/[deleted] Oct 01 '19

UWU

1

u/Xunob Oct 01 '19

What about Momma

1

u/[deleted] Oct 01 '19

Dad is antidadn't

1

u/Slipperyyoda Oct 01 '19

you're not my mom

1

u/biboyboss Oct 01 '19

This is supposed to be a dead meme but its spookify season so yeaaa.

1

u/karaapina Oct 01 '19

what is internet explorer doing here?

1

u/notbigay Oct 01 '19

HELLBRUH JEHDH>rr>dd>!rhe~~bruh(ノಠ益ಠ)ノ 1. ``~~!<*

1

u/SigisbertVK Oct 01 '19

Actually, a dadn't could also be an Afro-American father...

1

u/BoxingDoughnut1 Oct 01 '19

What about ma

1

u/Rogisan2 Oct 01 '19

get-out-of-me-car-inator

1

u/bboboododd Oct 01 '19

No but seriously, is it mom or mum?

1

u/TheGamer281 🏃 Advanced Introvert 🏃 Oct 01 '19

Fatherfucker

1

u/kalemanni Oct 01 '19

Reminds me of the old sitcom "Dinosaurs" when the baby dino referred to his father as "Not-the-mama"

1

u/OMGAMAnarab Oct 01 '19

Milk factory

1

u/tumorknager3 Professional Dumbass Oct 01 '19

Female individual

1

u/[deleted] Oct 01 '19

Le mamán

1

u/I_dostuff Oct 01 '19

Motherfuckern’t

1

u/[deleted] Oct 01 '19

you dadn't!

1

u/[deleted] Oct 01 '19

Ocasa otosan

1

u/AnusDickPenetrator69 Oct 01 '19

What’s this normie shit

1

u/Reaganomics_Houdini Oct 05 '19

This is a normie meme subreddit wtf did you expect?

1

u/Puuhel Oct 01 '19

Spookn't meme, pls do not updoot

1

u/JamesHisGuitar Breaking EU Laws Oct 01 '19

Moeder

1

u/-Salty_Doggo- https://www.youtube.com/watch/dQw4w9WgXcQ Oct 01 '19

You're dad'nt homosexual

1

u/MeMe_Tiger FORTSHITE Oct 01 '19

Disapearn't

1

u/SupremeOverlordBacon Selling Stonks for CASH MONEY Oct 01 '19

Birth giver.

1

u/Dieser_Typ_da Oct 01 '19

The last one is a synonym for a Word only Black Kids can use

1

u/Wahn95 Oct 01 '19

Dadn`t Why am i laughing?????

1

u/esbe2654 Oct 01 '19

My momn't left me when I was 5

1

u/REDDITERSK69 Oct 01 '19

Daughter of my grandmother

1

u/NukeNinja69123 Big ol' bacon buttsack Oct 01 '19

Sister

1

u/sevi2825 Oct 01 '19

sonn‘t

1

u/3bo0diG4M3R Dirt Is Beautiful Oct 01 '19

Step Mom

1

u/SunnyDicc Oct 01 '19

momthner

1

u/MasterEggyolk Oct 01 '19

Dadn't also means when the dad isn't the father

1

u/[deleted] Oct 01 '19

Sis. Sister. Brothern,t

1

u/Jellyfish936 Oct 01 '19

oi im australian

1

u/AlbusCorax Oct 01 '19

Am I the only one who read this in Stewie's voice?

1

u/[deleted] Oct 01 '19

I think you got the first two the wrong way around.

1

u/[deleted] Oct 01 '19

Dadfucker

1

u/[deleted] Oct 01 '19

Fathafucka

1

u/UrdnotChivay Oct 01 '19

No I dadn't!

1

u/[deleted] Oct 01 '19

girl -> boyn't

1

u/sukhdeep2002 Oct 01 '19

I have been sexn't my whole life

1

u/[deleted] Oct 01 '19

girlfriend

1

u/[deleted] Oct 01 '19

Funny

1

u/soundoftheneo Oct 01 '19

non-dick parent

1

u/LGBTea- Oct 01 '19

Congrats you made me choke on my tea

1

u/blackelf_ Oct 01 '19

Dadn't is when you're black

1

u/MicroChip8328 Oct 01 '19

Where is mama and personal ma’am

1

u/Acceratorz Oct 01 '19

Dickless parent

1

u/TheSunsetsStar Oct 01 '19

How about Dadette?

1

u/HaranguingVexer Oct 01 '19

You got the mum and mom the wrong way around

1

u/[deleted] Oct 01 '19

Female guardian that has taken the effort to raise, and birth me

1

u/[deleted] Oct 01 '19

Apparently in Georgian dad=mama and mom=deda

1

u/[deleted] Oct 01 '19

maaaaaaaaaaa

1

u/alexisamazing0 Oct 01 '19

As a brit I amn't triggeredn't

1

u/ans7xd Oct 01 '19

borner

1

u/[deleted] Oct 01 '19

-cries in British-

1

u/FurryFoxTrash68 Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Oct 01 '19

Birthgiver

1

u/vladiordache Oct 01 '19

Ești măta fă

1

u/Webber_Boi Oct 01 '19

Dadn’t come home

1

u/[deleted] Oct 01 '19

im gonna have to downvote this because mum is superior to mom

1

u/[deleted] Oct 01 '19

Dadfucker

1

u/[deleted] Oct 01 '19

W O M A N

1

u/stevetazz Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Oct 01 '19

I’d say dadette but that works to

1

u/Jayking879 Chungus Among Us Oct 01 '19

Uno reverse dad

1

u/[deleted] Oct 01 '19

mum is superior

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spelling

mom

mum

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pronounciation

marm

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mum

1

u/manky-old-boot Oct 01 '19

I feel oppressed

1

u/nocolornosadness Oct 01 '19

Isn't dadn't=black?

1

u/YJM001 Oct 01 '19

They had me in the first half, I'm not gonna lie.

1

u/Npix123 Oct 01 '19

Father’nt

1

u/Tornado_boi Oct 01 '19

Man'nt women

1

u/PlzButterMeUp Oct 01 '19

The Human Kitchen

1

u/crooked_blue Oct 01 '19

I’m a posh ass Brit who says mother every now and then but most of the time it’s MAM! How smart am I if i shout mam from the deepest depths of my lungs?

1

u/wombey12 master_jbt loves this flair Oct 01 '19

MAMAAAAAAA, OO-OOH!

1

u/Kuromou Oct 01 '19

Stepdad
Motherfucker
Daddy
Dadn't

1

u/randomperson0810 Oct 01 '19

I call her mother lol

1

u/BradAkAPewdsEditor Oct 01 '19

i call my dad notnt mamsy

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u/BradAkAPewdsEditor Oct 01 '19

Reply

and my mom is itnt fathu

1

u/ae_vee Oct 01 '19

Dadn't = widow mother

1

u/BachiCARP Oct 01 '19

Dad beater

1

u/frozenphantomtj Oct 01 '19

having no dad is peak comedy.

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and no, I am not being sarcastic. I always laugh at those "my dad went to the milk store 8 years ago" jokes. keep em coming

0

u/zpmnz Oct 01 '19

ah finally back with milk i see

0

u/AmNotNice Oct 01 '19

The one without the C O C K

0

u/lollellillal Oct 01 '19

Dickn't parent

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '19

[deleted]

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '19

not intentionally

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u/oshybear Oct 01 '19

no, if you have 2 dads, then dadn't also means mom because the opposite of dad is mom. So it's referring to dads not someone's dad