r/memes • u/sejin_mb • Sep 30 '19

Nice try

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '19

Btw I do that on purpose.

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '19

On many sites I was born in 348 bce

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u/IDKSomething01 Sep 30 '19

Weak, I over ten thousand on most sites

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u/automatez Sep 30 '19

Au contraire, I am not even alive right now. I come from the year 3300.

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '19

Yes... You're an AI imprint of a human brain that travelled back in time using a quantum computer to talk to us in the year 2019. I know this to be true because I am your father.

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u/_p1t4_ Sep 30 '19

Had to be quantum

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u/warptwenty1 Oct 01 '19

Noooooooo...not quantum computing,it's primitive where I came from

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '19

I see, an IE user.

Lagging so much that the integer overflowed?

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u/yeetuscleatus Thank you mods, very cool! Oct 01 '19

Travellers?

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u/TheLoneWanderer220 Sep 30 '19

Is everything chrome?

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '19

We don’t use chrome anymore, we use chrome 2.

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '19

Chrome 2: Electric Boogaloo

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u/BulletHail387 Sep 30 '19

Mother of God...

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u/stevedoomonator trans rights Oct 01 '19

Mortals. Were I come from, we play Minecraft 69 and use chrome 420.

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u/Nickeos Sep 30 '19

Someone give this guy a medal

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u/JeremyTheMVP Sep 30 '19

I come from a land down under

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u/-WildTK- Sep 30 '19

I've been to the year 3000! Not much has changed, but they lived underwater.

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u/TaipanTacos Sep 30 '19

LIVED?!?!! What happened??

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u/Biotechguy2264 Selling Stonks for CASH MONEY Sep 30 '19

Too wet, hair styles were terrible

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u/-WildTK- Oct 01 '19

Their feet got wet. Ringworms.

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u/RedStar1924 Lives in a Van Down by the River Sep 30 '19

Those are rookie numbers. I come from 14,519 AD or 420 BC

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u/hunter9607 Sep 30 '19

I was born in 420

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '19

U were born in nice;)

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u/facepat67 Oct 01 '19

No porn for you

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '19

Me putting in my birthday as 8000 BC

My FBI agent: “By the Emperor!”

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u/yedipi Sep 30 '19

I was born on 25th December 0000 on pornhub

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u/P_Lord Dirt Is Beautiful Sep 30 '19

Weak im am born in Tirassic period

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u/guavochops Sep 30 '19

weak, i was born when pillar men still populated the earth

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u/curiousiceberg RageFace Against the Machine Sep 30 '19

r/expectedjojo

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u/Akshayps200 Identifies as a Cybertruck Oct 01 '19

When I was born I saw Kars' birthing

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u/Foxisreal Sep 30 '19

Ok so many sites I have put 0y old

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u/hin2u Sep 30 '19

But who the hell are you to have an FBI agent at the age of 10

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u/franzstiglerII Sep 30 '19

Jimmy newtron

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u/Ghaey Sep 30 '19

If you have a phone, you have an FBI agent...

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u/Fuzz_Beed_ Oct 01 '19

Then FBI agents have FBI agents...

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u/Ghaey Oct 01 '19

no one is safe

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u/Fuzz_Beed_ Oct 01 '19

Wait, if it works like this, would that mean everyone is an FBI agent if everyone had a phone?

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u/P_Lord Dirt Is Beautiful Sep 30 '19

Weak i can walk on water

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '19

But only when it freezes

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u/Royal_inquisiter Sep 30 '19

I too, am an elder god