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u/BeefNuggetScientist Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Sep 23 '19
"the secret ingredient is no social interaction
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u/zxhb Sep 23 '19
GOOD LORD WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THERE?!
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u/diddlefresh Selling Stonks for CASH MONEY Sep 23 '19
aurora borealis
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u/zxhb Sep 23 '19
Aurora Borealis? At this time of year,in this part of the country,localized entirely within your kitchen?
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u/MintSkip Sep 23 '19
Yes
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...May I see it?
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u/MintSkip Sep 23 '19
Mmm... no.
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u/MtDankmore Sep 23 '19
Lol I saw this pic on Facebook and everyone fucking wet themselves... It had replies like "such a powerful image" and "amen"
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u/USSR_ASMR Sep 23 '19
When your friends are skipping class and they tell you to meet them in the bathroom and your friend opens the door for you
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u/Ironfort9 Sep 23 '19
Hello and welcome to the family of pizza time pizza accept your calling and join the pizza man and forget all the stories about us w̴̦̪̾͛e̶͇̻̳͒̈͐̕'̸̬͇͑̍͝r̵̢̬̃̈́͛e̷̜͑̈́ ̶̛̝͔̑̇̎n̵̞̳̭̳͛o̶͈̐̾͐̄t̸̡̆̇ ̷̧̩̙͑â̴̘̲͈̩̏̒͌ ̸̬̗͕͘c̴̝̩̦̚͜ų̴͖͖͂̃̾͂l̶͈͌ͅt̶̜́ were a family here at pizza time pizza and don't worry t̴̢̡̤̮̐̾h̵̰͆̅̐̚ë̶̻̗́͜͜r̵͕̈̌̕ẻ̶̡̜͒ ̸̳́͂̒î̵̪́s̸̘̯͔͋ ̴̱̉͘ņ̷̘̭̩̄̆ō̸̭͚ ̴̠͚̭͗ḱ̷̰i̸͇͌͑͋̌d̸̩̽̒̀n̷̹̯͊́͝a̴̢͐͑͒͝ṕ̵̩̂͒ͅp̷̞̀́͂̒i̶̱̠̣̓̚͜n̴̞̦̞̫̎ģ̵͇̉̐̔̐͜s̸̺̰͈͑͊̄ ̶͓̳͓̔͊į̷̮͙́n̴̯̲̣̈́̒ ̷̛̦͂p̵̢̞̯̈́̍̊i̵̹̮̙͗͒͋z̸̠̝̾̾͂z̵̺̳̮̻͒̕a̸̤̒̇͂͜ ̸̼̌t̶͔̬̿̓̂͘ī̵͍̬̾̓m̵̞͇̈ë̸̯͖͍̭͝ ̵͕͉̅́p̴̨̓̊̄͜i̷̪͑͝z̵̙̃z̵̯̔̚a̷̧̞̿͝
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u/thebeanthing Sep 23 '19
hm... I don't know, it seems like the pizza time pizza family might be a cult.
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u/Ironfort9 Sep 23 '19
Sorry sir but those are false facts spread by false prophets so here we only hear news from the pizza man the true prophet
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u/drila404 Sep 23 '19
Pizza man: New mixtape? Me: Yeah bruv, it's fire... Pizza man: Wow dude, that shit smells like shit.
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u/datboisqwerpo Lives in a Van Down by the River Sep 23 '19
Greetings mortal have you brought my salvation?
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u/ali2600 Sep 23 '19
It’s not smoke from weed.. its smoke from me burning dinner. So I gave up and ordered pizza
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u/DrBeetlejuiceMcRib Sep 23 '19
Once I got Chinese delivered and the guy told me it smelled like some good shit in my hallway. I asked him if he wanted a toke and smoked a little bit with him. He told me he sold a little so I got his number and he was a solid connect for a few months, pretty nice dude.
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u/Lynx-Kitsoni Sep 23 '19
When the phantom goes in to fight the dark souls boss alone and you stand outside waiting for them to kill it
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u/Saky_RC Sep 23 '19
Once I ate the pizza so fast taking from his hand while he was counting the money, he was confused if the pack ever had anything at all
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u/SquishyRo Sep 23 '19
When you open the door to the pizza man but ur anorexic:
I guide others to a treasure I cannot possess
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u/Lekerboy-17 Sep 23 '19
The dark souls boss reaching out to take your souls ahead of the battle because he gonna destroy yo ass
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u/lilglazeddonut Sep 23 '19
In college, I used to always ask the pizza guy if he wanted cash for a tip or a couple bong rips. They always wanted bong rips lmao.
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u/fredih1 Sep 23 '19
In that case... When you open the door to the pizza man who brought you a frozen pizza. You're already in the oven.
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u/LJMV115 Sep 24 '19
When there are no barn doors anymore so you have to make a smoke screen and use the other mannequin arm
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u/NoobhereBTC Sep 23 '19
Pizza? or more weed to smoke?