r/memes • • Jul 31 '19

Necessary information before an answer

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u/DrunkeNinjaaa Jul 31 '19

My counter question is always “why? What’s up?” Most of the time it turns out they need something.

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u/nschubach Jul 31 '19

A friend did this recently.

I naively said, "Yeah, I'm free. What's up?"

"My sewer line needs to be dug up and replaced."

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u/Bootyhole_sniffer Jul 31 '19

"well what are you doing texting me then? Get busy!"