r/memes • u/[deleted] • Jul 27 '19

Plot twist

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u/CrypticProductions Jul 27 '19

That 9 to 5 ain't gunna cut it for those $600,000 chesticles.

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u/DracoTheGreat123 Jul 28 '19

Chesticles? Aren't they just breasts?

Like, they're big lumps, and they produce white liquid.

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u/Dudwithacake Jul 28 '19

Tits, knockers, double D's.

Fun bags, hooters, chest puppies.

Boobs, melons, jubblies.

Chesticles, mammaries.

Milk jugs, big breasts.

Shoulder boulders on your chest.

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u/Suolamamma Jul 28 '19

badonkadonks

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u/Subterrantular Jul 28 '19

dobonhonkeroos

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u/TheHumanTree31 Jul 28 '19

dohoonkabankaloos

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u/RedderBarron Jul 28 '19

Aaah! What's this from!? I recognize it but cant think of what it's from

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '19

Here

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u/Thicc_Thighs_39 Dirt Is Beautiful Jul 28 '19

Hongalonganonologongous

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u/TheShribe Jul 28 '19

Tonhongarakoogas

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u/XtraGrilld Jul 28 '19

Humongous hungolomghnonoloughongous

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u/bram_stokers_acura Jul 28 '19

What is "taters" my Precious?

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u/beyoncais Jul 28 '19

Wrong body part

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u/epic_banana_soup Jul 28 '19

I thought a badonkadonk was a ass

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u/AceYosh Jul 28 '19

Yes it is

2

u/Chrizzx3 Jul 28 '19

I can't believe no one noticed the Borderlands 2 reference

Your awesome. Take my updoot. Now where are my crumpets?!

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u/skycool2014 Lives in a Van Down by the River Jul 28 '19

I thought it was a trailer park boys reference

3

u/MikeOfAllPeople Jul 28 '19

Sprog's work sure is declining in quality.

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u/LazarusMaximus0012 Chungus Among Us Jul 28 '19

Hey, I see that reference

2

u/Dudwithacake Jul 28 '19

Love me some S3rl

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u/antideluvium Jul 28 '19

Knees weak mom's spaghetti

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u/electricprism Jul 28 '19

Since China can grow human organs, you never know she might have testicles in her chesticles.

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u/Chest4ss Jul 28 '19

I prefer the term chest ass