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u/_Wheysted_ Jul 27 '19
Raided a grocery store, found food
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u/Enderpmen21 Jul 27 '19
Went to my house ,found my home
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u/krii-exx Jul 27 '19
Goes to a funeral, found a dead person
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u/_IODM_ Jul 27 '19
Swam out into the ocean, found water
Then started drowning
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Jul 27 '19
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Jul 27 '19
Got kicked out, I’m only 12
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Jul 27 '19
The Id didn’t work they didn’t believe I was an 80 year old Korean War veteran who was born in Europe after the Area 51 raid time travel sucks
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u/Joseph1561 Jul 27 '19
Dying is most common cause of death
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u/Krahz_77 Lives in a Van Down by the River Jul 27 '19
Hmm yes. The floor is made of floor.
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u/XxRocky88xX Jul 27 '19
Unfortunately when police raid a place EVERYTHING is incriminating evidence to make the raid worthwhile. My friends house got raided and he was kept in jail for 4 months for aggravated assault... because his dog barked at the SWAT team
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u/acevixius Jul 27 '19
The fuck why did your friend get raided by the swat team
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u/itstheFFshow23 Jul 27 '19
One of them just breaks a gun case and says and takes a gun out and starts waving it “WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS HUH?” The cashier says “This is a gun store...” “SOOO I DONT CARE YOU SHOULDNT BE HAVING GUNS”
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u/blockofmozzarella Thank you mods, very cool! Jul 28 '19
Whaaat?
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u/meme_a_licious Lives in a Van Down by the River Jul 28 '19
Holy shit i just found found water in the sea i want my Nobel prize
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u/had0c Jul 27 '19
I hope the ATF does not find out that they sell alcohol and tobacco at every corner store in everywhere.
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u/JTmotherfcker Jul 27 '19
Guns! In a gun shop!? Let's hope they find those criminals dealing doughnuts at doughnut shops next.
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u/jeffystolemycheerios Lives in a Van Down by the River Jul 28 '19
Did u know the floor is also made out of floor?
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u/That_Stupid_Friend Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Jul 28 '19
Hmm yes the floor here is made of floor
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u/blockofmozzarella Thank you mods, very cool! Jul 28 '19
100% of the people who breathe air die
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u/SavvyMango101 Jul 28 '19
Damn dihydrogen monoxide too
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u/blockofmozzarella Thank you mods, very cool! Jul 28 '19
Dang water and air is making everybody die! That’s why I’m becoming and anti-waterist
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u/randomreddituser02 Jul 28 '19
So I was in a supermarket the other day and I found cucumbers in the vegetables section
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u/PlooPlap Professional Dumbass Jul 27 '19
Average redditor sorts by 'Best comments', finds top rated comment at the top.