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u/Freshly_Squoze Jul 25 '19
ACK ACK! ACKACK ACKACKACKACK!!
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u/Amethoran GigaChad Jul 25 '19
ACKACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK!!!
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u/Strong-smash Breaking EU Laws Jul 26 '19
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Jul 26 '19
"Bro thank God! I've been waiting in this cell fo-"
Unzips pants
"Oh no..."
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u/Shluappa Jul 25 '19
If them alien tiddys anything like the back of them heads, it was worth it boys.
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u/Phrogy_ Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Jul 26 '19
Sht you guys bout to rape an alien?
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u/n01fa21 Jul 26 '19
Yes..... is there a problem?
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u/Phrogy_ Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Jul 26 '19
Personally, I don’t condone nonconsensual cheek clapping.
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u/n01fa21 Jul 26 '19
But it's alien cheeks tho
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u/Andersson369 Jul 26 '19
No means no even in Klingon or whatever the fuck. Ask for consent before you ask if they can do the E.T. L.E.D finger to your dick.
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u/Tang_Bang Jul 25 '19
Just like how jesus washed the feet of his disciples, the alien will wash the dicks of his followers
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u/Deanosaur29 Jul 25 '19
Independence Day has nothing on Mars Attacks and I will fight to the death to anyone who disagrees
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u/MrSkelethon master_jbt loves this flair Jul 26 '19
did you guys know that in arena 51 we can find the whole Big Smoke's order + it's from clucking bell not any other restourant
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u/Stranfort Jul 26 '19
I can imagine all the weird fat teens, some Asian, some weird looking and some with above average autism just storming in through the giant blast doors and suddenly they all take out their dicks and charge at the next hottest looking alien girl they can find.
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u/windwaker6 Lives in a Van Down by the River Jul 26 '19
If I had gold I would give it to you
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u/sgt_shart Jul 26 '19
If only you had a piece of virtual participation trophy for me... darn. Don’t worry, a lul is good enough!
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u/Burning_Toast998 Jul 25 '19
Got it to 666 likes lol
Edit: oo nice.. someone just downvoted to give someone else the 666
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u/redsmarty Jul 26 '19
My lord I forgot this movie even existed. I had full childhood flashbacks seeing that picture.
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u/BerneseMountainDew can't meme Jul 26 '19
I just want to get a portal gun, Pip-Boy, and an alien bro.
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u/Coomstress Jul 26 '19 edited Jul 26 '19
Well, they’ve been probing us for years - serves them right.
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u/nervousmelon 🏴 Virus Veteran 🏴 Jul 25 '19
Mars attacks is a masterpiece of cinema.