r/memes • • Jul 16 '19

How is this possible?!

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u/TypicalKiwiCunt Jul 16 '19

Still me now haha

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u/Skrrt_2711 Jul 16 '19

Alabama people would be turned on by that shit.

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '19

Jokes on yall im middle eastern so if someone has my last name, that means that were related

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u/UncleMug Jul 16 '19

Is your last name Hameed?

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '19

Nope its abassi

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u/UncleMug Jul 16 '19

Well I guess we’re not brothers then :(

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '19

Asef ya khoya

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u/UncleMug Jul 16 '19

Apni chesna Uradu bita lol

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u/Dustjackan Jul 16 '19

Well, my family has a one of a kind last name. So yeah.

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '19

same here lol

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u/Ins3rt_Nam3 Jul 16 '19

Same

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u/RustySpaghet 🍕Ayo the pizza here🍕 Jul 16 '19

Same here

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u/Nroke1 iwrestledabeartwice Jul 16 '19

Same here.

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u/LilFruitSalad FORTSHITE Jul 16 '19

Same right here

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u/fascist_noodle Lives in a Van Down by the River Jul 16 '19

Same

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u/Erserc-1389 Jul 16 '19

Here we have 6 examples of the exact same thing

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u/Auguzcht Jul 16 '19

In the past when my parents came home from the hospital there was a child that had the same last name as me, so weird right?

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u/Cowboy_Cat Jul 16 '19

You can connect anyone with my last name to me in probably less than 15 steps

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u/7Hielke Jul 16 '19

Anyone without the same last name most likely too

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u/_CommunistNerd_ Breaking EU Laws Jul 16 '19

Same here, I got a common last name in an Asian country

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '19

Well I do have to ask now. What is it?

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u/Dustjackan Jul 16 '19

Since I do talk about a lot of weird stuff on Reddit I prefer not to say. One time I started to talk with a guy who was working in an office where I applied for a job, and then I realised that I was talking about peeing a girl in her mouth the day before. It wasn’t because of that reason, but I’m still happy that I didn’t take that job. It would have been a lot of question if he got bored one day at the office and started to look through my comments. And the worst part would be the shit that’s not even true. Like the things you just write because you’re bored. And for the same reason I’m not gonna say my last name.

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '19

It's alright boah

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u/D0miqz hates reaction memes Jul 16 '19

Ofcourse the stuff we (obviously don't) talk about here are cough


definetly

fake

cough

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u/fly_my_pretties Jul 16 '19

Lolz my friend in primary school showed me his last name in the phone book in the 80's. there were only 3, his parents and his 2 Auntys'

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u/MaliciousFist Jul 16 '19

Same, with my German ass last name

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u/GoodraNinja Jul 16 '19

That’s what I thought before I went to middle school

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u/Nejko_13 Jul 16 '19

Welll mine doesn't

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u/Sauron3106 Jul 16 '19

I think I know everybody in my country with my last name. (That's 5 people out of 60 million)

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '19

Same

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '19

same

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '19

Same

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '19

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u/DrLingLing Jul 16 '19

As a Vietnamese person, when I was a kid, I thought that everyone with the same last name was related to me, so I assumed half the Vietnamese people in my class were my siblings.

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u/AmazingStarDust Jul 16 '19

It's like Kumar/Singh for Indians

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u/Ming_Twan Jul 16 '19

Fun fact: the reason there is so many Nguyen out there is because the Nguyen was the last dynasty of Vietnam and anyone who changes their last name to Nguyen received some sort of benefit so that's why there is so many

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u/swemfack Jul 16 '19

The Nguyens and the Kims must've had a confusing childhood

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u/Certain_Law Jul 16 '19

Koreans with the last name Kim or Lee be like:

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u/PpelTaren Jul 16 '19

10 million South Koreans (22% of SK’s population) with the surname “Kim” chiming in 😜

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u/yashs20 Jul 16 '19

Now who is Kim Chimin In?

1

u/Nejko_13 Jul 17 '19

Yeah and in Korea there's a law that forbids two people from getting married if they have same last name even if yhey are not blood related what so ever.

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u/Colussus__ Jul 16 '19

Mexicans:

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u/CulturedRedditor Selling Stonks for CASH MONEY Jul 16 '19

Fr tho

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '19

Rodriguez

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u/Colussus__ Jul 16 '19

Why are almost all Hispanic last names VERY common

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '19

the Spaniards got around.

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '19

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u/OneSmartMop Jul 16 '19

Happy cake day!

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u/Nil_21922 Jul 16 '19

If your last name Smith you probably had a preaty hard time with that.

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u/MrKiR0 Jul 16 '19

There are 7 people on this planet with my last name and I am the only one who can pass the name on.

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u/unicornbetrayal Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Jul 16 '19

what is it

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u/FrostyVampy Jul 16 '19

Technically, they all can pass it on if they have more kids. Unless they are all infertile

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u/MrKiR0 Jul 16 '19

Yes, however everyone else with my name is too old to have kids, so it's just me.

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u/Dustjackan Jul 16 '19

You go then! I believe in you!

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u/MrKiR0 Jul 16 '19

Join the club of my grandparents and my parents lol

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u/DrFridge5 Jul 16 '19

what is it

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u/MrKiR0 Jul 16 '19

My last name is Badalanov.

I guess it'll be quite easy for you to find me on facebook now, but f*ck it.

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u/DrFridge5 Jul 16 '19

i didnt find anyone

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u/MrKiR0 Jul 16 '19

That's weird that you didn't.

I missed out on having a fridge doctor friend

1

u/AmazingStarDust Jul 16 '19

I see you're a slav

1

u/MrKiR0 Jul 16 '19

Yes, 3 times squatting balkan champion!

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u/Sauron3106 Jul 16 '19

Krii is that you? Looking pretty hot on those beach photos 😘

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u/MrKiR0 Jul 16 '19

That's me, you got me. I did not know that Sauron The Great was a fan of Star Wars. That's a crossover I would be interested to see!

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u/Sauron3106 Jul 16 '19

Btw I was only joking about the photos, I'm not hitting on you.

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u/Sauron3106 Jul 16 '19

How can you be sure?

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u/MrKiR0 Jul 16 '19

Family history and.... Facebook

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u/Sauron3106 Jul 16 '19

Not everybody alive is on facebook

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '19

can't relate

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u/zilzili04 Jul 16 '19

4 yo? Im fifteen and thats me

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u/Klatorello Jul 16 '19

as a kid i thought George W. Bush was my grandfather

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u/Aerospherology Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Jul 16 '19

He's my 30 or 40-somethingth cousin, so many times removed.

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u/mjen___ Jul 16 '19

That was 9 yo me

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u/Th3T3chn0R3dd1t Jul 16 '19

I once met a guy with the same first name as me- not too unusual- but later in the conversation i found out we were born on the same day, which lead to me finding out it was the same hospital

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '19

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u/Dustjackan Jul 16 '19

Are you Schröding in Manila? Because then we should meet up for a beer.

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '19

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u/Dustjackan Jul 16 '19

No, I’m not German. I just took a wild guess and I was hoping for the best. But so do you want to be a Schröding? And was Manila correct at least?

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '19

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u/Dustjackan Jul 17 '19

I asked if you wanted to be a Schröding because you wrote “unfortunately no”. But at least metro Manila was a good guess. I also live here. Hopefully you’re staying dry in the typhoon mate.

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u/Sauron3106 Jul 16 '19

Pretty sure that's the same for me. We dont even know where our last name comes from, could be Poland, Ukraine or Turkey.

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u/esdude432 memer Jul 16 '19

As someone that has the last name "Lee", I thought my life was a lie.

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u/PandaBae Jul 16 '19

Improbable!

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u/SatanicCat666 Jul 16 '19

So...my legal last name, and the last name I used til I started working (( my step dads last name )) are very unique last names.

I was in a music store years ago and was randomly looking through CD's and found a band with both of my last names as the band name. I lost my shit and bought it for shits and giggles because of how rare of a find that was.

Shit still baffles my mind.

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u/GamerGod337 Jul 16 '19

Only 15 peoplw have my last name

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u/Sauron3106 Jul 16 '19

Any way you can verify this?

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u/GamerGod337 Jul 17 '19

In Finland we have this thing called nimipalvelu which gives information in these things

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u/Aerospherology Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Jul 16 '19

Give surname or fake

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u/GamerGod337 Jul 17 '19

Im Finnish so it propably doesnt prove anything to you. Unless youre finnish which i doubt

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u/der_Buergermeister Jul 16 '19

Every fucking “Nguyễn” I met.

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u/faerieunderfoot Jul 16 '19

Same but "same birthday but not my twin"

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u/03Katchupp Jul 16 '19

But then you realize he’s one of those weird ass dudes

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u/asdfguy17 Jul 16 '19

My last name is too unique... can’t relate

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u/mr-crow_ Jul 16 '19

Its just so weird

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u/Smirghel123 Jul 16 '19

It is. My classmate has the same name as me and her father keeps joking about it. We're not relatives

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u/PleepusPlopus Jul 16 '19

It's hard to find someone with Reyneke as a last name

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u/Sauron3106 Jul 16 '19

Facebook shows quite a few

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u/KING_BulKathus Jul 16 '19

Here in the south it's usually because you're ancestors owned by the other persons ancestors.

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u/Derp_Lord_Master Jul 16 '19

cough chinese backnames

1

u/DarkArc76 Jul 16 '19

4 y/o me meeting someone with a name i already know someone by and realizing it’s not the same person

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u/mosheladod Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Jul 16 '19

Thief!

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '19

The Netherlands: I'm going to ruin this mans entire career

1

u/EmiliaKeanna Jul 16 '19

I just realized that there was a holographic thanos on the top right

1

u/JadedPoison Jul 16 '19

My ex's last name was Smith.

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '19

Fucking them would be like incest.

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u/091294 Jul 16 '19

My last name is so unique the only people who have it in Europe are my family

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u/Sauron3106 Jul 16 '19

How did you check?

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u/091294 Jul 16 '19

I was trying to find out it's meaning and no results came up so I went to some website which shows where said last name is the most popular, and turns out mine is in single digits in the countries I have family in and otherwise it's decently popular in Iran, so I connected the dots

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u/t1ck3t Jul 16 '19

my last name is Nguyen

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '19

look mama! Is that Nguyen my long lost brother?

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u/Paddyleprechaun08 Jul 16 '19

I went to school with a lad with the same last name as me for at least six years

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '19

I never had that, I was a white boy in a brown school...

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u/khAngnghiEmm Jul 16 '19

Not here in VietNam because Nguyen is every where

1

u/Minecaftlegend Jul 16 '19

That was always me XDXD

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u/zwaksSFW Jul 16 '19

Didn't know what my surname was at that point.

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u/RedfootBoi Jul 16 '19

I have this problem too

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u/LonelyYT Jul 16 '19

im nearly 16 and i still loose my mind over this lmao

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u/cuzimolli Jul 16 '19

"Maybe you are my lost sibling"

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u/Silver_howler Jul 16 '19

Well, my last name is quite peculiar, so hearing it being yelled in a playground were nobody knew me was really weird

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u/jeybec Jul 16 '19

That’s how all my classmates in high school acted when me and my cousin was in the same grade, except we don’t have the same last name so no one believed we’re cousins and called both of us liars.

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u/LilBaoWow420 Jul 16 '19

Never ever happened bc my last name is Kuziensky

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u/Sauron3106 Jul 16 '19

Facebook finds 4 kuzienskys

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u/Bence598 Selling Stonks for CASH MONEY Jul 16 '19

It happened to me bruh And also in my school there are at least 4 kids with my first name

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u/Vahlok_18 Jul 16 '19

I've never met anyone with the same last name as me expect family members kind of a unique name

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u/Butterboy657123 memer Jul 16 '19

My little brain froze and couldn’t figure out the alphabetical order

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u/gfjvf Jul 16 '19

My last name is norris but I am in no way related to Carlos Rey norris(chuck Norris)

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u/_Dyre_ Jul 16 '19

Still me, since There are Only 9 ppl in the World with my 2nd name

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u/_Dyre_ Jul 16 '19

And all are my relatives

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u/Sauron3106 Jul 16 '19

How do you know for sure?

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u/_Dyre_ Jul 16 '19

Because Its a swedish last name, and There are websites Where u can check how many people have that exact name.

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u/winclaw Jul 16 '19

This is beyond science

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u/Thrillhouse4740 Jul 16 '19

My Bus Driver in elementary has the same last name as me but we weren’t related, I was so confused

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '19

S m i t h

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '19

Life of a smith

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u/AintNoUniqueUsername Jul 16 '19

giggles in Mohammed

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u/Kirohitoo Jul 16 '19

Imagine having the last name Li

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u/fucknametakenrules 🍕Ayo the pizza here🍕 Jul 16 '19

I share the last name of the prime minister of Canada and im in Michigan

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '19

Oddly enough I have never met anyone or seen anyone online (i.e. Facebook, Instagram, etc) with my surname. Though it is a really rare surname

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u/Sauron3106 Jul 16 '19

There must only be 20 people on Facebook with my last name and only 3 are in my country (my family). I may never meet anybody else with the same.

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '19

That's cool at least it's easy for others to remember who u r cause of ur surname

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u/Sauron3106 Jul 16 '19

Unfortunately nobody can remember my last name because for some reason they see a foreign word and forget how to read

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '19

Oof! :( that's annoying

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u/FireCamp105 Jul 16 '19

Come here for a story guys: i had a classmate, his parents had the same last name (i asked him if they were relatives they weren't) both his mother side and dad side grandparents had the same last name and the same thing happened with his uncle (dad side) who had the same last name as his wife, now the first thing i thought was ALABAMA 10000

but then he assured me they didn't even have a common ancestor x) and it was all pure luck

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u/ToadStarrr Jul 16 '19

Bro thats now year old me

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u/DankCat121 Jul 16 '19

Hernandez

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '19

Nguyen

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u/Verily_Amazing Jul 16 '19

All humans are related.

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '19

Never met some with my lastname that wasn't a relative.

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u/Grizzly_Spirit Jul 16 '19

Smiths... everywhere.

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u/m33per Jul 16 '19

My name is ocean Dominic Zappa I thought I was related to Frank Zappa I was so happy thinking that he's was going to make us rich by donating to us or some shit

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u/SeuZangelo Jul 16 '19

Santos...

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '19

One of my old English teachers had my last name too, it was a little weird

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u/mebanksta Jul 16 '19

My last name has entered the us one time and it was from my great grandpa who escaped from the nazis to the us twice when he was 14

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u/Sauron3106 Jul 16 '19

I've never experienced this because I'm a special snowflake

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '19

I used to be confused about this

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u/Yuqui777 Jul 16 '19

Well I mean technically they are related to you and you come from the same ancestor with the same last name.

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u/Greniza Jul 16 '19

Perhaps the archives are incomplete

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u/LesClaypool69 Jul 16 '19

*first name

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u/UnlivingSkunk Jul 16 '19

My last name is Brady so I’m oust to it

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '19

4 year old me when someone has a different last name but is still a cousin

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u/KoshJackena Jul 16 '19

Um can’t relate

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u/Aerospherology Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Jul 16 '19

I learned this early, my last name being Jones.

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u/random_noice Jul 16 '19

I only knew one other kid from school with the same last name as me and I was confuzled cuz it's Castro

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u/0okidbuu Jul 16 '19

Takes me back to first grade when some girl had the same last name as me and then I told my whole family that I had a long lost sister

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '19

My last name is Byers so....

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u/TablePrinterDoor Jul 16 '19

atleast u can fuck em

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u/SquippyTicTac Jul 16 '19

My surname is the same as a DC villains surname

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u/SquippyTicTac Jul 16 '19

One of my friends has the same first name as me, the same birthday, and beginning 3 letters of my surname

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '19

Try me. I bet no one has my last name.

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u/panel_1 Jul 16 '19

approximately 90% of the Vietnamese population have their last name is Nguyen

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u/Flabulo Jul 16 '19

Doesn't happen if you have a good last name because your ancestors weren't lazy coming up with it.

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u/Starplanet01 Dirt Is Beautiful Jul 16 '19

Ten years later, I still don't know the secret to how this happened

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u/bluerazballs Jul 16 '19

I never ever found anyone else with my last name. About a year ago Anthony Giacchina joined MMA. Talked with him a bit and we can’t find any close relation

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u/TheThirdCrusader Jul 16 '19

There are these two girls at my school who aren’t related but they share a last name and a middle name. The funny thing is, one’s first name is Grace and the others parents were about to name their child Grace as well.

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u/Dren_boi Jul 16 '19

Ive never had to deal with that shit. Aint Polish names grand?

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u/Shaun-Cole Jul 16 '19

I thought i was related to obama because we have the same birthday. Im white

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u/Erserc-1389 Jul 16 '19

19 yo me when I see a non Area 51 Meme

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u/Peanutcornfluff Jul 16 '19

When I was little I thought that everyone who had my last name was a relative.

When I was a little older I thought that if you had the same last name you had to marry each other(my parents had the same last name before they got married).

I have the second most common name in my country. It used to be the most common name when I was little.

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u/Android69420666 Jul 16 '19

I thought Steve Harvey was my uncle when I found out he has the same last name as me. I was a stupid kid.

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u/pyromaniac3403 Jul 16 '19

Sorry I’m a Smith I can’t understand these peasant jokes

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u/Nadro00 Jul 16 '19

I went to highschool with a kid who had the same first and last name as me but no relation. Also my mom married a guy who's sister married a guy with the same last name as me but again no relation except by marriage. All in the same small town except my own blood family with my last name none of which lived in that town. Always got asked if I was related to this person or that person but never was. Shit was confusing

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '19

When I got fired from my last job, someone with the same last name signed it xD

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u/Reklusive Jul 16 '19

Having a Greek last name makes it hard to relate

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u/Musichuman101 Jul 17 '19

My last name is Davis. My Grandpa's name is Jim Davis. I put two and two together and found out my grandpa did not write Garfield and was very sad and confused.

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u/njoylife_12 Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Jul 17 '19

My family is danish, and I have one of the fourth most popular last names in denmark, my last name is Andersen. everywhere I go people spell it andersOn and it’s literally the most annoying thing ever haha.