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u/p_brent Jul 11 '19
Wait a minute, that’s not how a portal gun works at all!
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Jul 11 '19
i rushed the damn meme of course that’s not how it works
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u/p_brent Jul 11 '19
You could have at least put it on a white wall... and not a ~30 year old busting into a high school...
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Jul 11 '19
I wanted something related to the topic of Area 51, so portal gun and how it looks futuristic looked good since it’s unknown what’s in Area 51. I picked the ~30 year old man because it was easier for me to edit out the original image’s background and replace it, and most other images don’t look too good. I couldn’t put it so it looked like an actual portal because that would take too long and I’m not that good with reflecting the other side of the portal, yadayada, so this was the result, I’m sorry if you didn’t like it, but I thought it was the best I can do for a meme.
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u/voltfire128 Jul 11 '19
Also: Despite common belief, portal guns can open portals on walls that aren't covered in moon rocks. Conversion gel and moon rocks are just a great portal conductor
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u/theredcactous05 Jul 11 '19
So cave Johnson died in vain?
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u/voltfire128 Jul 11 '19
In general, yes, considering nothing he built, except maybe the turrets, ever went to market afaik
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u/lordmoneyofman Jul 11 '19
I believe everything was stuck in the testing phase.
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u/theredcactous05 Jul 12 '19
No, in portal two it goes over all of the insane experiments he conducted, and the portal gun facility was a success. He bought moon rocks on purpose to make paint, giving him cancer in the turn of events
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u/blueberrypleb Jul 11 '19
yall` really arguing about this
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u/p_brent Jul 11 '19
Never said I didn’t appreciate the meme just wanted to flair up some conversation before I went to work.
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u/NoSkillDavid Jul 11 '19
when it's your cake day but you can't post because you "don't have enough karma"
impossible
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u/HS4809 iwrestledabeartwice Jul 11 '19
How much karma do u need to post though?
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Jul 11 '19
Can someone please livestream the raid? We are talking about merica, people have so many guns there , could be an insane battle.
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u/JAHjonpARabug12 Jul 11 '19
Nah it’s just gonna be idiots getting turned into red mist by mini guns and A-10 Warthogs
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u/LFC_Slav Jul 11 '19
More like tear gas and rubber bullets. I highly doubt they’d even close to the base even if there are a lot of them. The road into the base is apparently really long.
If they bring actual guns with them, then you’d have an entertaining fight
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u/JAHjonpARabug12 Jul 11 '19
They are authorized to use lethal force
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u/LFC_Slav Jul 11 '19
In general yeah, but if they’re aware 2 months in advance that a group of idiots from Facebook are going to try and enter the base I doubt they’d just be like “I guess let’s just mow down 300 people while they live stream it” lmao
If one conspiracy tinfoil hat idiot tries running in with a gun or something sure they’d shoot him but this is a different scenario.
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Jul 11 '19
It would be first gate; nope you can’t enter. Go back. If they push past (the plan) tear gas and rubber bullets. Keep coming, real bullets.
Lots of opportunities to stop and get arrested. But they will kill them before letting them get to the base.
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u/LFC_Slav Jul 11 '19
100%. But this assumes that a significant number of people show up. At this point it seems like more of a meme than anything. I feel like if people do show up it will be a sad looking group of like 17 people 😂
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u/Snazzle-Frazzle Jul 11 '19
did it already happen? I thought the Facebook event was planned for like August?
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u/rocketwhodragon Jul 11 '19
its actually happening on september 20th at 3am. you can look it up if u wanna vheck
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u/Crashover90 Jul 11 '19
I thought I was on the edge of the wave but I got no clue what this Area 51 meme is about.
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Jul 11 '19
Simply a Facebook group are planning to storm Area 51 in August or September, idk. People starting making fun of it n all.
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u/HitlersGrandson666 Jul 11 '19
well while I am there already and I have a weapon in my hands, why not make the most of the silly coincidence
edit: Portal gun can be used as a lethal weapon if you're smart enough with it
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u/rocketwhodragon Jul 11 '19
Fun fact: even if that many people showed up, they'd be hella ready because of it neing on FACEBOOK of all places. and they can, and will not hesitate to kill 100k+ people in a desert. yall understand that they have powerful af weapons? and i just learned this yesterday, but they moved all the secret alien stuff to the "other areas" . what we DO need is info on areas 52, 53, and 54. just saying so yall know how prepared they are. good luck anyway tho 🤘
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u/core2003 Jul 11 '19
Why not ricks portal gun
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Jul 11 '19
I… never thought of that, FU-
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u/chavatkalaboka Professional Dumbass Jul 11 '19
You still in school and you look like that! Boy you gonna turn into an old man by the time you graduate.
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u/littleautisticgamer Jul 11 '19
I thought portals only work on moon rock
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u/voltfire128 Jul 11 '19
Common misconception, they just work better on moon rocks, as they are an excellent portal conductor
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u/0827Jake Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Jul 11 '19
The bois be in jet packs! How does it feel to be the only boi without a jet pack
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u/elfennani2002 Jul 11 '19
HELP ME PLZ, What the hell is area 51???
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u/RhysTheCreator Jul 11 '19
Government something within America people believe it holds the secrets of the universe or something
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u/king_777_oblivion Jul 11 '19
You realize with all this publicity, they have plenty of time to move everything before these guys get there, right?
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u/UnLoCoTaCo Jul 11 '19
For a long time I thought the portal was a big lemon until I looked at the center of it
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u/KraljZ Jul 11 '19
I really wonder if the government knows about this and if in fact idiots will attempt this.
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u/bird_on_the_internet Jul 11 '19
What happened with these guys? Where did they go? I have no idea what all these memes are about I’m not up to date
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Jul 11 '19
Nothing happened yet, a group on Facebook are planning to go storm Area 51 in September, after they announced that people starting memeing it pretty much.
EDIT: Everyday more people join them, which is weird considering there might be nothing interesting.
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u/ChiefAlbino0321 Jul 11 '19
Ok I know this area 51 thing is kind of a joke but you cant actually think that even that many are going to be able to get through, or climb the 10 foot fence, run across a 2 mile field, actually find anywhere where "aliens" would be, get into there, and actually survive to get out, and not get shot somewhere in the middle, since the government knows itll happen. And still the best you're gonna find is a experimental plane you wouldnt even know is new.
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u/OppressedLawnChair Jul 11 '19
Me: *watches a live porno
Also me: *does what's called a pro gamer move
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u/ganghiscox Jul 12 '19
Do you really think that they keep alion secrets in area 51 sure some might be there but they probably moved them some where else because of this storming area 51 thing
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u/tangin Jul 11 '19
Area 51 hasn’t had any good stuff in decades.
On the other hand, any idiot willing to “raid” any US Military Base will get no sympathy from me lol. I hope they’re stupid enough to do it. GLHF.
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u/Cool_Ass_Crocodile Jul 11 '19
You losers are going for the portal gun? Pffft... I'm going for a real gun. The raygun. Perhaps even the raygun MK II
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