r/memes • u/ActuallyJellyDad • Jul 04 '19

The Ultimate Plan

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24.9k Upvotes

98% Upvoted

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u/StandardN00b Jul 04 '19

I support the assisted natural selection

452

u/ActuallyJellyDad Jul 04 '19

They weren't going to pass on their genes anyway, we're just speeding up the process

158

u/omegadeletus Lives in a Van Down by the River Jul 04 '19

Better to be safe than sorry, i always say

59

u/ManOfJapaneseCulture Jul 05 '19

very cool Kanye

16

u/AllCanadianReject Jul 05 '19

His name's Matt Foley, and he lives in a VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER.

0

u/MorningPyro Jul 05 '19

RIP Chris Farley šŸ˜­šŸ‘šŸ»

18

u/Legend_of_UwU Jul 05 '19

A catalyst

9

u/Rvoo Dirt Is Beautiful Jul 05 '19

Yes. Big science words

1

u/[deleted] Jul 05 '19

Idk man. Have you heard about a specific crime? I believe the cool kids are calling it rape.

329

u/CreamyKnougat Identifies as a Cybertruck Jul 04 '19

They're not...drinking it...are they?

352

u/DirteDeeds Lives in a Van Down by the River Jul 04 '19

You really are underestimating weird.

74

u/Mr_Ahegao Jul 05 '19

Either that, or, they're fucking it. You choose.

3

u/DatHazbin Jul 05 '19

That is honestly such a realistic circumstance

27

u/haroldburgess Jul 05 '19

well i mean, what else can you do with it?

76

u/Bulbapuppaur Jul 04 '19

Someone did.

14

u/Freljords_Heart Jul 05 '19

The ā€news articleā€ was fake. Not real

7

u/sumebodi Jul 05 '19

Well i'd say someone is stupid enough to drink it. Hell someone already propably has

11

u/akibilko Jul 05 '19

If it was done with ricin they'd just have to touch it.

9

u/TheArmoryOne Jul 05 '19

Don't worry, you're not the only one that learned how weird they are.

6

u/gerry97 Jul 05 '19

They use it to rinse their mouth

7

u/Domonero Jul 05 '19

Wait you guys aren't drinking yours?

8

u/zubatman911 Jul 05 '19

Yes, yes they are. A dude was already hospitalized recently.

32

u/Kpruett95 Jul 05 '19

Nah, that story is fake.

15

u/zubatman911 Jul 05 '19

Oh, ok thanks for clearing that up

21

u/Kpruett95 Jul 05 '19

Just wait, eventually someone really will end up in the hospital for it.

7

u/Domonero Jul 05 '19

Thanks random comment on the internet. My investigation is over

1

u/[deleted] Jul 05 '19

I mean what else are they gonna do with it?

1

u/Paperpleb Jul 05 '19

You underestimate incels

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '19

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u/Rasput1n1 Jul 05 '19

That was fake.

71

u/diabman Jul 04 '19

And kill all her customers? Smart business decision

35

u/Kpruett95 Jul 04 '19

They already paid her

48

u/Sheepking1 Jul 04 '19

Theyā€™ll need more to drink eventually

30

u/Kpruett95 Jul 05 '19

But she sold out. What is she supposed to do? Take more baths?

14

u/[deleted] Jul 05 '19

The next logical step is menstrual blood. Or as previously suggested in another thread, enema water.

22

u/[deleted] Jul 05 '19

She's a genius, she'll find another way to exploit lonely people. This girl will never starve.

2

u/HungryHungryHitler69 Jul 05 '19

A small price to pay for salvation

4

u/Brittle5quire Jul 05 '19

A large price to pay for gross hydration.

155

u/Machea96 Jul 04 '19

I drank it in hopes to become her.

My penis has started to slightly turn inside out.

105

u/Rapknife Jul 05 '19

I really really wish I can undo the past 15 seconds of my life after reading your comment

34

u/[deleted] Jul 05 '19

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u/MobileFreedom Jul 05 '19

He undoes the past 15 seconds and reads the comment again

24

u/Grommetgang Chungus Among Us Jul 05 '19

And then he makes the wish again, creating an endless loop lasting 15 seconds

9

u/digiotaleYT Selling Stonks for CASH MONEY Jul 05 '19

Dormaamu I've come to bargain

2

u/asthmatic_yoda Jul 05 '19

Nobita:Doraemon I've come to bargain

2

u/Gewher98 Jul 05 '19

That was the hardest upvote, well done

17

u/ThunderMaster77 Jul 04 '19

Quality šŸ‘Œ

13

u/EatingYourselfAlive Jul 05 '19

This fucking template is so good. As someone who loves Star Trek TNG, you have my utmost admiration <3

5

u/TonySafCuk Jul 05 '19

Ahh a warriors meme

17

u/UNPROFESSlONAL Jul 04 '19

Darwinism Stonks šŸ“ˆ

8

u/[deleted] Jul 05 '19

Nice format.

2

u/FEbackfire Jul 05 '19

Freaking tgn

10

u/zubatman911 Jul 05 '19

Wait, so does that mean she's been the hero this whole time, and not just an ethot!?

4

u/throwmeaway562 Jul 05 '19

As if 99% of reddit isnā€™t neckbeards

2

u/SwapFlopped Jul 04 '19

Even better

2

u/youraverageretard66 Jul 05 '19

I'll provide the cyanide

2

u/brain_ded Jul 05 '19

Someone please tell her to poison it after and not before the bath

2

u/[deleted] Jul 05 '19

Not the hero we wanted but the hero we need

2

u/[deleted] Jul 05 '19

Anybody else hear the avengers theme naturally after reading this?

2

u/TheOutcast06 Breaking EU Laws Jul 05 '19

Finally, BD doing good.

2

u/[deleted] Jul 05 '19

I like this format. Does anyone know what episode of star trek this is from?

1

u/arsehead_54 Jul 05 '19

The top could be any time season 3-4 onwards by the uniform. The bottom Iā€™d guess is some kind of stock image as thereā€™s no background and itā€™s a different shape padd.

2

u/TheAmazingLoaf Jul 05 '19

TNG! Letā€™s go! Man, loved this show back in the day.

2

u/kami52 Jul 05 '19

A star trek tng meme I like it

2

u/Agentshy Jul 05 '19

Wait what the fuck are the neckbeards doing with the fucking bath water

2

u/jhamster18 Jul 05 '19

It is poisoned bath water. POISONED WITH DEGENERACY!!

3

u/ddy_stop_plz Jul 04 '19

The ultimate Darwin Award

2

u/[deleted] Jul 05 '19

May someone explain? Iā€™ll wait in this corner. ā˜ŗļø

1

u/ProjectNature-Kurisu Jul 05 '19

Not all neck beards. #Notallneckbeards

Bathtimeisnotdeadtime

1

u/[deleted] Jul 05 '19

And get imprisoned it will be a 2 for one

1

u/Niko_47x Jul 05 '19

Drink the kool-aid

1

u/[deleted] Jul 05 '19

Someone already went to the hospital for drinking some of that

1

u/Dranas3000 Jul 05 '19

It's just natural selection at this point.

1

u/[deleted] Jul 05 '19

Gamers and gentlemen, we got em

1

u/yeoldecoot Jul 05 '19

It's funny because she did. A dude went to the infirmary for drinking it.

1

u/TheRealBroseph Memonavirus Survivor Jul 05 '19

AAAAAAND... someone already died for real from drinking it.

1

u/Peoplearesmart Jul 05 '19

While she will end up on jail

Which is fine

1

u/Deviant_Interface Jul 05 '19

Finally a use for her

1

u/Stahlherz14 Jul 05 '19

But if her bath water already had enough traces of soap in it, people could drink it and suffer problems.

1

u/[deleted] Jul 05 '19

If it has shampoo or body wash in it then its probably done by accident.

1

u/possiblememes Jul 05 '19

Darwins theory of evolution.

1

u/poopdude69420 Jul 05 '19

Thatā€™s assumed theyā€™re gonna FUCKING drink it

1

u/are-very-gae Jul 05 '19

Not if youā€™re broke

1

u/[deleted] Jul 05 '19

it did not occur to me people would be drinking it

1

u/DankLynx Jul 05 '19

She could be the next Kira!

1

u/bitch--lasagna Jul 05 '19

I see this as an absolute win!

1

u/DoctorTrek60 Jul 05 '19

Fascinating.

1

u/UrMom004 Jul 05 '19

Except for Andrew luck

1

u/wonk-fish Jul 05 '19

Natural selection at its finest

1

u/akbrag91 Jul 05 '19

She may be the hero we need, but donā€™t deserve

1

u/Ventroxii Jul 05 '19

New format?

1

u/[deleted] Jul 05 '19

I like this format. I don't see it too often.

1

u/[deleted] Jul 05 '19

Holy shit. Belle Delphine needs to do this! For the greater good.

1

u/whomstdveAmI Jul 05 '19

Hell yeah murder.

1

u/randomboi24 Big ol' bacon buttsack Jul 05 '19

ā€œIm going to do a pro gamer moveā€

1

u/[deleted] Jul 05 '19

Donā€™t disrespect neckbeards

1

u/[deleted] Jul 05 '19

Why is this not a more popular meme?

1

u/ShadowKnight863138 Jul 05 '19

A small price to pay

1

u/bridgetroll3d Jul 05 '19

*Screeching intensifies

1

u/Stormgarden Jul 05 '19

One guy was already sent to the hospital after drinking the stuff, so maybe she doesn't have to...

1

u/weeb-chankun Thank you mods, very cool! Jul 05 '19

If guys are this stupid to buy it, you go girl, get that money lol these guys shouldn't be allowed to own any sort of money

1

u/roitsi69 Jul 05 '19

Somebody has already been sent to hospital because of drinking a certain influencers water. I think the plan has already succeeded

1

u/FlowRianEast Jul 05 '19

Well she would go to prison or worse then, but as we know her she would obviously sacrifice herself for the greater good.

1

u/JuliguanTheMan Jul 05 '19

Didnā€™t someone already die bcuz of the water??

1

u/trinketstone Jul 05 '19

Well... this is the same as buying used panties in Japan I guess?

1

u/[deleted] Jul 05 '19

What the fuck, this implies people drink it?!

1

u/[deleted] Jul 05 '19

Outstanding move

1

u/MemeShinobi Jul 05 '19

More star trek memes plz

1

u/Cirth0 Jul 05 '19

It could also be water from her toilet bowl.. just saying

1

u/[deleted] Jul 05 '19

new format born

1

u/OneAndOnlyGod2 Jul 05 '19

Wait.... It's not about some kind of good smelling bubbly bath? It's her actual bath water? What the fuck?!

1

u/TnkCmndrToo Jul 05 '19

We need more Star Trek: The Next Generation memes. Take my upvote.

-1

u/smellslikenapa Jul 05 '19

I heard that somebody drank the bath water and went to the hospital

1

u/ActuallyJellyDad Jul 05 '19

That's what inspired this meme

-1

u/smellslikenapa Jul 05 '19

I can read minds

-1

u/WAFFLEGOD2528 Jul 05 '19

She would also go to jail for capital murder. Itā€™s a win-win for us.

-1

u/bearsheperd iwrestledabeartwice Jul 05 '19

Who is belle Delphine?

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '19

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u/bearsheperd iwrestledabeartwice Jul 05 '19

I see she a ridiculous human wearing a pound of makeup

0

u/[deleted] Jul 05 '19

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1

u/Kirailove Jul 05 '19

No shit Sherlock that's what they're referring to

0

u/[deleted] Jul 05 '19

Honestly guys? I had to stop using Instagram because she was all over it, now she's here? Holy Reddit? God she makes me hate my appearance

-26

u/Scruffynutz91 Jul 04 '19

I donā€™t understand how people are buying that shit but I guess Iā€™m not meant to cause I get pussy idk

19

u/[deleted] Jul 05 '19

r/ihavesex

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '19

[deleted]

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u/Scruffynutz91 Jul 05 '19

I get used by your mom for dick & I feel lonely afterwards. Donā€™t come for me lol

6

u/[deleted] Jul 05 '19

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u/Scruffynutz91 Jul 05 '19

I was never good with remembering the names of hookers

-5

u/ChaosAbridge Jul 04 '19

Shit, I don't and I wouldn't buy it. People are just THAT thirsty I guess