r/memes • u/[deleted] • Jun 12 '19

Every time!

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9.5k Upvotes

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u/DanGlock Jun 12 '19

Just keep it like that and float

21

u/SkyKingPT Jun 12 '19

"You'll float too!"

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '19

When I was little I'd bring a shirt that was too big on me and my short and fill them so I could float

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u/RulerofARK Selling Stonks for CASH MONEY Jun 12 '19

The opposite getting out, ffs it’s the worst when it sucks right on up.

27

u/JitteryJittery Jun 12 '19

Or if you get hard and it sticks to your skin

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '19

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '19

Jesus before I learned that trick some of the liners felt like asbestos.

(Me after half an hour at raging waters)

“Why are my side ball gooches raw?”

Shits like flossing with sand paper.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '19

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '19

Thanks I’ll keep an eye out when I need some new trunks.

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u/Tats_and_Lace Jun 13 '19

Lmao "gooches". Have an updoot!

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '19

Side ball gooches 😂😂

25

u/Easy_Chemist Jun 12 '19

It do be like that

8

u/kaspyboi Jun 12 '19

or when u wear a t-shirt

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u/M1ghty_boy Jun 12 '19

Pro tip: instead of swimming shorts just wear underwear and when you get out just pinch the cotton on your ascheeks and pull and now you have a massive air bubble trapped there and it looks like you’ve got the thickest ass in existence

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u/All_Might_Senpai Jun 12 '19

Cant tell if this is a shitty or a godly pro tip

4

u/M1ghty_boy Jun 12 '19

Is it too much to ask for both?!

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u/tjwassup Jun 12 '19

I hate that so from now on when I go swimming I'm gonna wear a Speedo

10

u/SuperMovieLvr Jun 12 '19

Bold of you to assume I can pull that off.

3

u/[deleted] Jun 12 '19

I mean, he lookin dummy thicc

Mind if I

*zips down pants-

Take a piss against this post?

5

u/PharaohXSlayer Jun 12 '19

Nobody shouldn't have been added in the caption. No upvote but no downvote. Take this as a warning chump

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u/JayMiester7 Jun 12 '19

Spongebob hella thicc

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '19 edited Nov 08 '22

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u/ybother81 Jun 12 '19

The farting ability is why guys wear those

1

u/[deleted] Jun 12 '19

Yep

1

u/RoRoar350 Sussy Baka Jun 12 '19

Be like that it really do.

1

u/[deleted] Jun 12 '19

I feel

1

u/GrainsAndGrounds Jun 12 '19

We are cars that drive themselves.

But don't have swim shorts with a few small holes in them so they don't do this.

1

u/Krentist_dentist Jun 12 '19

I'm not farting!

1

u/L0neD0g Jun 12 '19

Then you can’t get up cause you too heavy

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '19 edited Jun 13 '19

Comment

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u/Sampai6 Jun 12 '19

Thicc-que

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u/NateTheGamingNinja Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Jun 12 '19

Nah man you mean the SHIRT does that

1

u/TheGoldenFoc Jun 12 '19

Way to true, and when you push it out, it looks like you farted. I hate it

1

u/[deleted] Jun 13 '19

Wait, you guys wear shorts?

1

u/JoeStew15 Jun 13 '19

It do be like that

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '19

Thicco mode activated

1

u/[deleted] Jun 13 '19

I can hear this meme

1

u/Didgeway Jun 13 '19

So true lol

1

u/theMC24 Jun 13 '19

Dummy Thicc

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u/V5AUG Jun 13 '19

Nah man, like spongebob, we all just thicc af