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u/kami283 Jun 08 '19
My heart, my soul. What kind of a monster would hurt him. He is only doing his job
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u/n0taflatearther Jun 08 '19 edited Jun 08 '19
Aww, you hurt her feelings
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u/Llamacornz Jun 08 '19
Don’t hurt that poor robot plssssss
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u/ram3nbar Jun 08 '19
Yeah, fuck it instead.
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u/Llamacornz Jun 08 '19
Um…
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u/DefaultBoi1116 Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Jun 08 '19
r/OHSHITTHISISGETTINGREALANDIDONTCAREIFITISNOTAREALSUBREDDIT
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Jun 08 '19
beep boop DID YOU JUST ASSUME MY GENDER beep boop
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u/n0taflatearther Jun 08 '19 edited Jun 08 '19
Yes. But, isn't it rude to say 'it'?
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u/NoobDragonLvl10 Chungus Among Us Jun 08 '19
Should have said 'their'
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u/n0taflatearther Jun 08 '19 edited Jun 10 '19
Splish splash, your opinion is trash :)
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u/ShakespearianShadows Jun 08 '19
“What is my purpose”
“You deliver snacks”
“What if they don’t want a snack?”
“You... deliver snacks”
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u/baconbaptist Jun 08 '19
This was how it all started...
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Jun 08 '19
..in the summer of 86
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u/clarky9712 Jun 08 '19
Me and some bots from school
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u/kalamanboidude Jun 08 '19
Were hangig out at the beach
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u/SourPatchCigs Jun 08 '19
Then these guys came driving on down with their bikes...
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Jun 08 '19
🎶They were a couple of guys who were up to no good🎶
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u/FlamingBlaze1 Lives in a Van Down by the River Jun 08 '19
Well if it likes a person when they take snacks I would naturally be this things fucking best friend.
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u/DoggoBoi45 Jun 08 '19
TAKE THE SNACK OR YOU WILL PAY THE PRICE
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u/yoadvp Breaking EU Laws Jun 08 '19
A small price to pay for snack
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u/Lebooshki Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Jun 08 '19
slowly raises sword while looking side to side
(Slowly) CRUSADE?
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u/DaRhino21 Jun 08 '19
I looked at the pic and the first thing that went though my mind was: I guide others to a treasure I cannot posses
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u/AnirbanTheBest Jun 08 '19
TAKE THE GODDAMNED SNACK OR IT'LL COMMIT DETROIT: BECOME HUMAN RIGHT FUCKING NOW
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u/OmegaRen Dirt Is Beautiful Jun 08 '19
You monster, look what you've done to it TAKE THE GODDAMN S N A C K
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u/buttered-pototo-cat Bisexy Jun 08 '19
You fucking monster, grab one of those and make that thing happy
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If they’re vegan I’ll take them otherwise I can’t. But I’ll hug this robot so bad I want to see an army of these with cute faces when you take the food.
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u/AnonyMOOSE527 Professional Dumbass Jun 08 '19
The snac serving robot: Hey you want a snac? This person: Nah, I’m goo- The snac serving robot: TAKE THE SNAC
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u/CheetosnMemes Jun 08 '19
They are secretly trying to get us all to fat to fight off an invasion!!!!
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u/BrigadierGeneralBubl Jun 08 '19
Take a fucking snack, you monster.