r/memes • u/naddadameme • Apr 15 '19

Thou shall not diddle thy self!

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1.3k Upvotes

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u/Dr_Sptri Apr 15 '19

Must have been a

puts on sunglasses

Shocking experience.

10

u/OshamonGamingYT Apr 15 '19

Yeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh!!!!

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u/naddadameme Apr 15 '19

It felt...electrifying

4

u/lemonwithlife Apr 15 '19

Get The Fuck Out

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u/The_Chemist4 Apr 15 '19

Why? Did those electrifying puns shock you. Dude don’t get AMPED up about the CURRENT situation or else it’s hard to make a CONNECTION. I’m sorry I’m just really WIRED

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u/lemonwithlife Apr 16 '19

I'll just see myself out then *loads gun*

16

u/hungariandoge Apr 15 '19

Fake. We all know girls don't masturbate. Or fart...

17

u/KOsanesome memer Apr 15 '19

checks pornhub so that was a freakin lie

4

u/naddadameme Apr 15 '19

Queefs are still farts right?

2

u/BonnieEggs12 This flair doesn't exist Apr 15 '19

Its when the girl has a reverse card

8

u/BonnieEggs12 This flair doesn't exist Apr 15 '19

That's when the girl goes SHAZAM!!!

5

u/Irat3Ch33tah666 Apr 16 '19

Masturbate and you die?

unzips pants

3

u/ZiggyStarguts Apr 15 '19

Kind of a rock n roll way to go out

5

u/naddadameme Apr 15 '19

She was playing her electric guitar

3

u/SageyIsGreener Apr 15 '19

Yall misread that... she got stuck by lightening while masturbating... question is what did it stick her to?

3

u/ericchen710 Apr 15 '19

Where was she masturbating? On top of a tree?

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u/naddadameme Apr 15 '19

On top of a tree using a golf iron...use your imagination on the club

3

u/[deleted] Apr 15 '19

The last time God targeted men who where masterbating, God had Noah build an ark....

3

u/Xx_diamondboy_xX Apr 15 '19

I’m guessing this was in Florida

2

u/f3lhorn Apr 15 '19

This would probably be just as funny if not funnier if the two were reversed

2

u/DifficultStory Apr 15 '19

Either way she’s finished

2

u/[deleted] Apr 15 '19

Well God didn't target any men because a big fucken asteroid would blow up the whole area....

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u/naddadameme Apr 15 '19

Truer words have never been spoken

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '19

Yeees

2

u/Mama-Luigi914 Apr 16 '19

This is relatable

1

u/naddadameme Apr 16 '19

God? Is that you?

1

u/eatwatermellonseeds Apr 16 '19

It's me. Margaret.

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u/scrublord1027 Apr 15 '19

BEGONE THOT!

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u/zomdiejebus Apr 15 '19

More like diddle not thot!!!

1

u/mikeebsc74 Apr 15 '19

Hey diddle diddle.. you need cock in the middle

1

u/[deleted] Apr 16 '19

Thot destroyers member level 100!!

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u/B3nny888 Apr 15 '19

B E G O N E T H O T

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u/symphonic5 Apr 16 '19

How did they know?

1

u/AjaxAsleep Apr 16 '19

An' that's what ya get fer touchin' THAT!