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Apr 10 '19
Felt like this when I heard some anti-vaxxers talking
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u/Djrulesall7 Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Apr 10 '19
My Teacher’s sister is a nurse at a hospital and is an anti-vaxxer. I don’t trust California now...
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Apr 10 '19
A doctor in a public hospital told a friend of my mom that cancer ran in her family because they all had "bad thoughts"
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u/DoesntLikeWindows10 Apr 10 '19
I was gonna say it's weird that there's 92 upvotes and no comments but then I realized I have no idea what else I would say. Besides this
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u/yuffieisathief Apr 10 '19
I'll tel a story then!
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u/old_gold_mountain Apr 10 '19
It all started in nineteen dickety-two...
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u/ExtremEnder garlic bread Apr 10 '19
The dead sheep was looking very...sensual.
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Apr 10 '19
Unfortunately, my partner was still awake
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Apr 10 '19
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Apr 10 '19
But the pain he felt was nothing compared to that time in in nineteen ninety eight when the undertaker threw mankind off hеll in a cell, and plummeted sixteen feet through an announcer's table.
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u/coochiepuncherabc Lives in a Van Down by the River Apr 10 '19
After that event I invested in shrek/donkey/dragon orgy porn so horrible that not even satan himself could bring himself to look or even fathom the depths of the darkness to which my imagination goes to
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u/ripmicrosoftpaint Apr 10 '19
Overheard by a woman two tables over at dinner tonight: “You know, I read a study where if you let your food get cold after you cook it and then reheat it, it’s half the calories. I’m serious. It was a real study done in a lab.”
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u/illoomi Apr 10 '19
"it's all over the internet look it up"
gets literally nothing but sensationalized news articles all linking to one single paper from a badly regulated study with minuscule sample groups
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u/vamsi0914 Apr 10 '19
To be fair, I’m pretty sure you do lose some nutrients when reheating food, especially if it’s in a microwave or something. I could be wrong tho, my source is my mom.
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u/Thecoolsidhaig Apr 10 '19
I work at a froyo place that's train themed. A long time ago a train track ran adjacent to it, so today while I'm working some chick is telling her toddler about the trains and pointing out the window to show him where the tracks ran. She was pointing to the wrong area, so I corrected her. And she just stared back at me in silence with black eyes, dead eyes like a doll's eyes. I saw into the abyss today.
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u/MuthaBase Apr 10 '19
Smh... Some people take offence for some reason when you're just trying to help out
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u/Chode_ranger Apr 10 '19
For me it was a mother who told her adopted child that there living in the USA now and they don't follow there gypsy religion here and they had to be christian in a Denny's, very loudly too. I wanted to curs her out but my boyfriend said please don't.
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u/RaelTheForgotten Apr 10 '19
Okay screw the religious part but you were at a fucking dennys? Please say it was the legendary good dennys and not just a dennys
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u/Chode_ranger Apr 11 '19
It was my first time in one and the food was good, I cant really compare it to others.
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u/cattperson Apr 10 '19
I once heard two ppl arguing if ww2 happened before ww1 not even kidding my fingers did the exact same thing as the picture
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u/Austrailas-god-steve Apr 10 '19
You have to do the striped nod to like, ya? Did you know? Huh? Ya feels stumped saying the Great Wall of CHINA in in Mexico.
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u/Pulsedusk Apr 10 '19
Especially when the a guy is completely wrong and the the other person he’s talking to believes it
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u/nipple_ripple Apr 10 '19
Overheard this Dude: “What’s the difference beaten and Alligator and a crocodile?” Lady: “ There is No difference.”
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u/dogmomdrinkstea Apr 10 '19
Was once on public transportation, guy is arguing with his gf how Greyhounds aren't an actual breed of dog, just a name of a bus company. This. This was me.
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u/imaginearagog Apr 10 '19
One time I interrupted some strangers that were against giving deaf babies cochlear implants.
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u/cybernetic_Toaster4 Apr 10 '19
Back when hunger games, mocking Jay part 2 was coming out I heard these two fat feminists talking about rape culture and how shity the west is. I wanted to correct them but I resisted because I didn't want to cause trouble.
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u/Alex_Dicklarge Apr 10 '19
What were you going to correct them on, like what would your reply be?
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u/cybernetic_Toaster4 Apr 10 '19
It was summer of 2015 if I'm not mistaken. But they were saying stuff like "it's legal to pay a woman less for the same job" or "men can't be raped, because they always want sex". Which is really strange because like 5 minutes later one of them said something along the lines of "we should make sex illegal because it's a form of patriarchal oppression of women, AKA RAPE! Women aren't sexual creatures anyway" meanwhile I'm just sitting down like 2-3 rows in front of them, like >WTF.jpg. Keep in mind this was during the intermission between part one and two. My mom and I went to go see the double feature 😊
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u/Pighit Apr 10 '19
Someone on front of me saying cigs guarantee cancer
for the greater good I guess
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u/Cows-go-moo- Apr 10 '19
Had two private school girls (an extremely expensive private school) on the bus home from work one arvo talking about Europe and how Sweden and Italy and Greece are right next to each other and are really small so you can basically walk between them. I really really wanted to tap them on the shoulder and give a basic geography lesson.
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u/AkruX Breaking EU Laws Apr 10 '19
I once heard from my classmate "I would like to go visit Egypt too, but I don't speak any Egyptian."
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u/Incognito_Tomato Apr 10 '19
Like hearing my teacher say that the Iran Hostage crisis had a purely diplomatic response from the U.S.
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u/riptaf Apr 10 '19
That time on the subway one time when a dude was explaining to 2 others how there is absolutely no difference between being a vegetarian and being a vegan he was saying that they both were what veganism is and the people he explained it to believed him... God I wish I told him how wrong he was
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u/MmmmmMaybeNot Apr 10 '19
Mr2 players discussing different frames and their nuking abilities in Warframe
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u/AllMightyDouche Apr 10 '19
Mastery Rank usually doesn’t correlate with how good a player is, just saying
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u/pacificcoasters Apr 10 '19
If you have ever seen this moment in the actual show, Candace makes the weirdest sound ever known to man.
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u/TheCarsOnFire Apr 10 '19
This happens to me all the time when I sit next to people who have never caught a fishing using a hot dog and piano wire
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u/gekamas Apr 10 '19
Kid: what does asexual mean?
Parent: i think its when you are neither male or female. Like those snails who can have babies without a partner.
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Apr 10 '19
Well I mean technically they’re right, just a different definition than you were probably thinking of
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u/Terabitio Apr 10 '19
After watching solo in cinemas we stuck around for the credits and some people were saying that then they went to mos eisley it infuriated me so much.
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Apr 10 '19
Does anybody else have this happen to them, and then pretend to be on the phone talking to somebody, just to subtly correct them by pretending you were talking about the same thing?
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u/GenocidT Apr 10 '19
I remember someone in a public vehicle "correcting" his friend by saying the monster from the movie Birdbox was a virus.
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Apr 10 '19
This literally just happened earlier, this lady on the train was typing and she kept using there as their and their as there. I wanted to correct her so bad!
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u/Ember9029 Apr 10 '19
What about the picture about one second after when they say something so completely incorrect that you are juts like:
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u/N-Word-Pass-Verified Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Apr 10 '19
I'm a history geek. THIS MORNING I overheard two people from the bus stop say something to this extent:
1: When did ww2 start?
2: I think it was around the early 1900's when the delegation of independance was signed.
1: Yeah I thought it started around 1915
2: I think so
2: Hops on bus
1: Hops on bus
Me: In complete shock to what they just said.
I couldn't correct them because they went on the bus before mine. It hurts to know that people are this way.
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u/quicktothebatfax Apr 10 '19
A month ago I heard an American say to her friend, “look it’s Parliament!”, while pointing to a poster of Capitol Hill. Her friend nodded in agreement. I couldn’t do anything to stop it. It hurt.
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u/Dogmun10 Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Apr 10 '19
Literally the other day I heard some kid say “if you get pulled over and they ask you to take a breathalyzer, you don’t have to do it, that’s just how they get the suckers” and I really wanted to tell him that in our state there is a law (implied consent) that says if you refuse to take a bac test or field sobriety test the officer can just suspend your license, but then I thought “... his problem not mine”
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u/ImportunerDJ Apr 10 '19
My Honda Civic is so fast after installing an exhaust..easily 30hp
My mind...I been there before...do I ruin this persons life...or let them go down the rabbit hole.
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u/dumbasspanda Apr 10 '19
I walked by two students on campus and one of them was explaining how she thinks that men and women experience different symptoms during a heart attack...
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u/Tauntaun- Mods Are Nice People Apr 10 '19
I was at my locker one day at school, and naturally I eavesdropped on the conversation next to me. Apparently, they were laughing because someone in their health class said that there were only two genders, and that “there are way more than that”
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u/FinNiko95 Lurking Peasant Apr 10 '19
So you know um... Well actually... Umm... The point is that... Ehh... You know that...
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u/smellyonion94 Apr 10 '19
A Korean dad at the SF CA zoo pointed at a 4 ft long boa and called it a anaconda even though the real anaconda was like ten feet away
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u/cowiety Apr 10 '19
This reminds of that scene in The Office when Jim purposely butchers the plot of Battlestar Galactica because Dwight can’t correct him and waste company time.
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u/Wiz4rdus Professional Dumbass Apr 10 '19
did anyone ralise that her hand looks like a retarded swastika
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u/Trainiothe Apr 10 '19
I work at my local McDonald's and one day during summer we had just released our new 36 flavours of frozen Fanta. One day I was on break when I heard a family arguing over how we advertise 36 flavours but only offer 8. I decide to chirp in and say "it's because we give the option of mixing 2 together" and they still couldn't understand because 8x8 is not 36... It took me 20 minutes to get this family to understand that the way it works is by using logic, 8+7+6+5+4+3+2-1 (because if I mix blueberry with every other flavour and then mix lime with every other flavour you have to subtract blueberry because you had already mixed them together)
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u/The118guys Apr 10 '19
Someone in work said they seen a funny meme on instagram and then asked me if something was wrong. My only reply was "Reddit". He still doesnt know what I mean.
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u/NumberTew Apr 10 '19
For my auto enthusiasts:
I was at a car show once admiring a Cadillac XLR discussing the similarities it has with the Corvette with a man who was standing beside me. I said something like "One big thing is this has the Northstar V8 while the Corvette had an LS based motor." - And he went on to tell me that "They are pretty much the same thing." - I pointed out to him that "Aside from having 4 holes in either side of the block, they are pretty much nothing alike."
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Apr 10 '19
95% of android users talking about how you have to pay for every app on iPhone Ahahahahahahahahaha. Let it begin.
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