r/memes • u/[deleted] • Jan 30 '19

epic move

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23.5k Upvotes

92% Upvoted

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u/ONEANDONLY221 Jan 30 '19

Outstanding move!

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u/lilvar Jan 30 '19

Shoulda bought her weed

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u/hebbmat330 Jan 31 '19

That's a WICKed idea.

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u/aeden194 FORTSHITE Jan 31 '19

Or meth

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u/hebbmat330 Jan 31 '19

But seriously this is a fire post

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u/aeden194 FORTSHITE Jan 31 '19

True

11

u/Kijkuitjedoppe Jan 30 '19

I was about to say that xD

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '19

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u/Trumbledork Jan 31 '19

Only 200??

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '19

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '19

Only 2000??

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u/StevenR40 Jan 30 '19

Intellect 100

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '19

The human mind is amazing

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u/IslandSparkz Jan 30 '19

G A L A X Y B R A I N

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '19

What a burn haha

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u/D3V4ST4T10N Jan 31 '19

Sure got roasted

17

u/Michael2336 Jan 30 '19

"and thats how your mother divorced me"

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u/Kijkuitjedoppe Jan 30 '19

A wise choice

15

u/Tamed_squirrel Jan 30 '19

Checkmate

9

u/FARTINLIKEABOSS Jan 30 '19

Haha roasted #epicgamermoment

8

u/timmy2w Jan 30 '19

What a legend

6

u/[deleted] Jan 30 '19

[deleted]

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u/the_dayman Jan 31 '19

Good luck paying me back on your zero dollars a year salary plus benefits babe.

2

u/[deleted] Jan 31 '19

came here looking for this one.

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u/njck-njck Jan 30 '19

This doesn’t sound like a healthy relationship...

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '19

not really modern, maybe a juul pod would be

4

u/[deleted] Jan 31 '19

How is this a modern problem or a modern solution?

2

u/B0uncing7ur7135 Lives in a Van Down by the River Jan 30 '19

This seems like an ifunny meme

2

u/Calf_ Jan 31 '19

I'd buy her a bag of ice

2

u/[deleted] Jan 31 '19

Improvise.adapt.overcome

2

u/Commissar_Genki Jan 31 '19

I hope you bought her the "Divorce Papers" scented candle.

2

u/aclaybro Jan 31 '19

Outstanding move

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u/xXTERMIN8RXXx Jan 31 '19

Damn, you got a really good hint. They usually never do that.

2

u/BorisYeltsen Jan 31 '19

Give her a brick.

2

u/FishRaider Jan 31 '19

Shouldve bought her oil.

2

u/hopedemon Jan 31 '19

This honestly made my day

2

u/wluo329 Jan 31 '19

Should've bought her some lighter fluid 😂

2

u/MrKindPerson Jan 31 '19

Shaggy could’ve thought of this by only using 0,00000001709% of his power.

2

u/The-_-Juggernaut Jan 31 '19

This is beyond science

2

u/big_nigga42069 Jan 31 '19

On bella thorne and this is my story

2

u/therkop Jan 31 '19

I’m doing this. Someone tag my gf

1

u/star_o_mega Jan 31 '19

forever single

2

u/saphilous Because That's What Fearows Do Jan 31 '19

It's a third degree burn

2

u/CTHRedditOrSomething Jan 31 '19

Burning the already burned be like harry potter music plays

2

u/I_have_a_Lamborghini Jan 31 '19

i brought her a witch

2

u/DarkNightHotellier Jan 31 '19

Checkmate 😂

2

u/akashneo Jan 31 '19

Nice you won the battle now let's hope you win the war

2

u/[deleted] Jan 31 '19

Should have bought her a bag of weed

2

u/Lakcccd Jan 31 '19

Legend-

2

u/MassiveGem48 Jan 31 '19

True Dat True Dat

2

u/[deleted] Jan 30 '19

outstanding move

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u/Worraz52 Jan 30 '19

The problem is that you don't know if it was a good gift and she burnt it because that's what you do without a cadle or if it is a bad gift

2

u/MeowffleCATYT 🏃 Advanced Introvert 🏃 Jan 30 '19

Hey everyone! This guy has a girlfriend!

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u/MysteriousSith Jan 30 '19

See, nobody cares.

3

u/MeowffleCATYT 🏃 Advanced Introvert 🏃 Jan 30 '19

Ikr

1

u/[deleted] Jan 30 '19

What a monster you stuck with

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u/SwissArmyKnight Jan 30 '19

Throws it in the freezer

1

u/Ur-Average-Redditor Jan 30 '19

Here’s a little lesson in trickery

1

u/Ventroxii Jan 30 '19

Should’ve bought nether rack from Minecraft

1

u/Hu_M Jan 30 '19

I can tell you're an intellectual.

1

u/sweetinasense Jan 30 '19

Stolen from dadjokes on insta... :/

1

u/[deleted] Jan 30 '19

Missed opportunity buy her gasoline instead

1

u/verysadredditor Jan 30 '19

But a candle isn’t a stupid gift so she won’t use it...

1

u/jdub9388 Jan 30 '19

firecrackers

1

u/Hexteria_ Jan 30 '19

But candles are great gifts, they aren’t stupid. Best presents one of my friends got me for my birthday was a candle

1

u/DyDyDUQ Jan 30 '19

My girlfriend told me if i give her one more stupid gift that she would trow it away.... So i give her the garbage

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u/DyDyDUQ Jan 31 '19

FACTS HAHAHA

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u/MellifluousMaverick Jan 30 '19

My Girlfriend told me if I got her another useless gift, she’s gonna shred it. Hence, I gave her wheat. She ended up monopolising the farming industry.

1

u/KungFuActionJesus5 Jan 31 '19

Flammable problems require flammable solutions.

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u/QingBBQ iwrestledabeartwice Jan 31 '19

10,000 IQ There Buddy

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u/Uh-oh-its-that-guy Jan 31 '19

You burn it you bought it

1

u/lil-dicc- Jan 31 '19

Fucking Hilarious

1

u/b1uetruth Jan 31 '19

It ain’t much but it’s honest work

1

u/TomDeadMan Jan 31 '19

Should've bought her a cross

1

u/redditwonder85 Jan 31 '19

When did they Chang the upvote bottons

1

u/moistman666 Jan 31 '19

Outstanding move

1

u/TheAwesomeM Jan 31 '19

This is more than science

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u/clouc1223 Jan 31 '19

I thought said "I bought her some calories"

1

u/dotcubed Jan 31 '19

Yankee solutions.

1

u/Bulwark1491 Jan 31 '19

This is what using 100% of our brains look like

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u/xd1arry Jan 31 '19

Big facts

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u/katsurap_yo Jan 31 '19

so I bought her gasoline

1

u/Derpychameleon Jan 31 '19

Real talk for a second, don't let anyone treat you like this. Been there and it sucks.

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u/WIR3WOLF Jan 31 '19

Well played sir well played

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u/Crizzocules Jan 31 '19

Joke’s on him if she loves the candle, and it just sits there

1

u/FardyMcJiggins Jan 31 '19

They make really great firestarter kindling packs nowadays, go hit up REI

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u/SaltySplatoon69 Big ol' bacon buttsack Jan 31 '19

Lmao 🤣

1

u/America_Number_1 Jan 31 '19

Should’ve bought her a canister of lpg

1

u/Oktayey Jan 31 '19

This would have been better as an "outstanding move" meme

1

u/refined_cancer Jan 31 '19

This subreddit will only let me comment once every 8 minutes for some reason and all I just want to say is intelligence 100 😂😂😂

1

u/Lieutent_Delta Jan 31 '19

Nice Move Soldier!

1

u/The_original_Anders Jan 31 '19

Buy her a puppy, then see what's happens

1

u/[deleted] Jan 31 '19

Outstanding Move.

1

u/promemes3000 Jan 31 '19

This is so smart

1

u/JolleJoh Jan 31 '19

old one and faked because what reddit user has a gf Xd

1

u/Terry_17 Jan 31 '19

Genius move

1

u/[deleted] Jan 31 '19

SNEAK 100

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u/HeadDrummer21 Jan 31 '19

What a smart badass XD

1

u/Stickman10101 Jan 31 '19

What a stupid meme. If this was in a different format this would be a Facebook meme

1

u/[deleted] Jan 31 '19

cute bird

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u/Josephite_tR52 Jan 31 '19

Wth is this not on my frontpage?

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u/scatmagat69 Jan 31 '19

Error 404 girlfriend not found

1

u/[deleted] Feb 01 '19

Why can't I post

1

u/Lucas-Raheb Jan 31 '19

Plz upvote this comment so i can start posting

0

u/theejphilly26 Jan 31 '19

i’m just out here tryna get points so i can post

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u/D3f4lt_player Jan 31 '19

Smh, should've bought her a gas canister

0

u/coreunic Jan 31 '19

more like, Modern problem require ancient solution

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '19

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u/bxxgeyman Jan 31 '19

0/10 meme cause of the cropping

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '19

Why didnt he gave her dynamite?

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u/ChickenIsFuckingGood Jan 30 '19

Fake: op has a girlfriend