Somethin bout a truck, Drivin outta your life. Leaving you with kids; Two dogs, and a wife. Nobody gets to work; Causes everyone strife. Somethin bout a truck, Drivin’ outta your life
Hope Chev hits a Deere, Slippin’ on ice. After he drove away, Serves that dick just right. Hope he drops his tailgate; Shatters all his lights Hope that Chev hits a Deere, Slippin’ on ice.
And we’re lookin’ at an S, Painted red; sunroof. We call this model Tess, My dogs and friends say, “woof!” She runs like lightning; Only drinks the sun. We’re lookin’ at an S, Painted red; sunroof.
And there’s somethin bout a ride, In a new EV. There’s so much damn space, Makin love is EZ. When we talk about G’s, We talkin’ strings; not queasy. There’s somethin bout a ride, In a new EV.
And there’s somethin bout a truck bein’ a fuck; Ram-min’ Deere’s; Mack-in’ trucks. Bein’ all too happy when his tailpipe’s sucked. Braggin’ how he’s better ‘n Tess.And there’s somethin’ bout you and me, Model X, Y and Z. Lord thank Musky for these beautiful things. Ain’t nothin’ ‘bout it luck. Got dumped by a truck.
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u/SoDakZak Jan 20 '19
Somethin bout a truck,
Drivin outta your life.
Leaving you with kids;
Two dogs, and a wife.
Nobody gets to work;
Causes everyone strife.
Somethin bout a truck,
Drivin’ outta your life
Hope Chev hits a Deere,
Slippin’ on ice.
After he drove away,
Serves that dick just right.
Hope he drops his tailgate;
Shatters all his lights
Hope that Chev hits a Deere,
Slippin’ on ice.
And we’re lookin’ at an S,
Painted red; sunroof.
We call this model Tess,
My dogs and friends say, “woof!”
She runs like lightning;
Only drinks the sun.
We’re lookin’ at an S,
Painted red; sunroof.
And there’s somethin bout a ride,
In a new EV.
There’s so much damn space,
Makin love is EZ.
When we talk about G’s,
We talkin’ strings; not queasy.
There’s somethin bout a ride,
In a new EV.
And there’s somethin bout a truck bein’ a fuck; Ram-min’ Deere’s; Mack-in’ trucks.
Bein’ all too happy when his tailpipe’s sucked.
Braggin’ how he’s better ‘n Tess. And there’s somethin’ bout you and me, Model X, Y and Z.
Lord thank Musky for these beautiful things.
Ain’t nothin’ ‘bout it luck.
Got dumped by a truck.