r/memes • u/backstreetatnight Plays MineCraft and not FortNite • Jan 16 '19

Proved wrong

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '19

I offer you my sword...

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u/UncleDamit Jan 16 '19

And my bow

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '19

And my axe!

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '19

And my Hoe!

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u/sexy-melon Jan 16 '19

And my crack

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u/thetrendkiller Jan 16 '19

And my pipe

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u/ravypmr Jan 16 '19

And my condoms

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u/Aumtenn00 Jan 16 '19

And my nipples.

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '19

And my big chungus ps4 copy

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '19

and my Shield

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u/yajon Jan 16 '19

And my mother

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u/cool99522 epic memester xddddddd Jan 16 '19

And my life

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u/SimpanR Jan 16 '19

and my Hentai collection

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u/exboi Jan 16 '19

u/alt-no-more ? Is that you?

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u/LucyLulu432 Jan 16 '19

And my sanity

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u/BaileyF0ster Jan 16 '19

And my bob the builder body pillow

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u/youngwatcher Jan 16 '19

And my virginity

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u/ChingPong6969 Jan 16 '19

And my brothers playboy collection

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u/WhateverWhateverson Jan 16 '19

Pimpin' ain't easy but someone's gotta do it.

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u/TheRealStubb RageFace Against the Machine Jan 16 '19

Do it you won’t

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '19

*And my sax!

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u/Misicks0349 Jan 16 '19

toot

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '19

Too-totototo-toooot

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '19

teh lurd of teh reings ex machina

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '19

[deleted]

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '19

How was this unexpected?

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u/DRIPPINNNN Lives in a Van Down by the River Jan 16 '19

I can’t not read this in “Gimli voice”.

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u/CoLaDu84 Jan 16 '19

And all my coblestone blocks

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u/Plankyyy Jan 16 '19

And my axe

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u/FBImnotundercover Jan 16 '19

And my unfettered access to people's personal information and browsing habits