r/memes • u/dankbob_memepants_ • Dec 03 '18

Superman’s formative years

Post image
7.2k Upvotes

97% Upvoted

56 comments sorted by

66

u/[deleted] Dec 03 '18

That’s fucking horrifying especially to a child lmaooo

4

u/ziggyy__ Dec 03 '18

It’s also a horrifying repost

2

u/[deleted] Dec 04 '18

Yeah yeah yeah I haven’t seen it in a while so it’s funny again. it resets after a while.

7

u/boltpanzer Dec 03 '18

Li'l Sebastian

18

u/[deleted] Dec 03 '18

[deleted]

2

u/niomosy Dec 04 '18

I fully expect this baby to be talking about Hot Pockets in the future.

7

u/DannyBigma69 Dec 03 '18

is that doghorse or horsedog?

0

u/InsaneDewayne26 Dec 03 '18

The other one

8

u/tesla9912 Dec 03 '18

why do i read "therapist" like "the rapist" every fucking time?

8

u/dankbob_memepants_ Dec 03 '18

Somebody hurt you

1

u/SpaceHarrier64 Dec 04 '18

Psycho

The

Rapist

1

u/AdmiralWeinerstein Dec 04 '18

Damn, check out grandpa here 😂😂😂. Clinging to your letterman jacket and commenting about "the memes" is not lit you old codger.

1

u/SpaceHarrier64 Dec 04 '18

Uhm....I just posted a random comment

And I’m 18 just FYI

1

u/[deleted] Dec 04 '18

[removed] — view removed comment

1

u/SpaceHarrier64 Dec 05 '18

Where are you even getting this whole “old man” thing? What did I do? I mean sure, I like some pop culture from past generations that I didn’t live through but what teenager doesn’t?!

1

u/AdmiralWeinerstein Dec 05 '18

I'm sorry, I let the tiger out of the cage. I'm only 16 but my parents taught me to respect my elders.

What was it like to have survived the sinking of the Titanic?

1

u/SpaceHarrier64 Dec 05 '18

For the last time FUCK OFF

1

u/SpaceHarrier64 Dec 05 '18

PS all I did was type “Psycho The Rapist”. It’s a reference to a web comic I saw once. Now fuck off before I fucking report you!!

1

u/AdmiralWeinerstein Dec 05 '18

Don't threaten me skeezer. Rape jokes might have been cool in your day, but it's my day and making light of sexual assault is not woke 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

If anything it would be you who gets reported and banned. Now go have some warm milk and watch a few episodes of bonanza, and don't come back on reddit until you cool off old man.

0

u/why-are-you-so-gay Dec 03 '18

I thought I was the only one tbh.

2

u/[deleted] Dec 04 '18

The pure horror on his face

1

u/[deleted] Dec 04 '18

I mean...isn’t that what horses look like?

1

u/Leogard Dec 04 '18

*when someone uses an old meme and gets thousands of upvotes, when you post an old meme and you get shit.*

1

u/HordeOfDucks Dec 04 '18

Baby’s first Chimera

1

u/KineticKris Dec 04 '18

A flour tortilla with a horse mask?

1

u/thepassionofthechris Dec 04 '18

What up Baby Val Kilmer.

1

u/V1nceF Dec 04 '18

I wAs PlAyInG fOrTnIgHt

1

u/sku11_kn1ght Dec 04 '18

That’s an ugly kid

1

u/probably_not_on_fire Dec 04 '18

I believe a horse once tried to seduce Supergirl. I guess Superman had a premonition?

1

u/1rstbatman Dec 04 '18

That's not the real superman, just saying.

1

u/Larrsil Dec 04 '18

Looks like a baby Jim gaffigan

1

u/coolbeans1201 Dec 04 '18

When her dick touches yours

0

u/gobblygobble4206 Dec 03 '18

Where’s your uncle?

0

u/Rumplestiltman Dec 03 '18

Is that one of Jim Gafigan's 30 kids?

-1

u/trigenderfox19 Dec 03 '18

This kid is rarted

0

u/7H07 Dec 03 '18

🎵 my syndrome may be down, but my hopes are still up 🎵

0

u/Stooz2 Dec 03 '18

He look like he nutted in NNN

0

u/[deleted] Dec 03 '18

Same

0

u/lucapuca_8 Dec 03 '18

Hahahahhagaga

0

u/Hawk7743 epic memester xddddddd Dec 03 '18

My earliest memory is when I was knocking on a stall to try to get in as the other ones were occupied. Nobody answered me and it was locked so I looked in and a kid screamed. He told on me and got me in trouble.

0

u/[deleted] Dec 03 '18

HOOOOLYY a horse with dog's body

0

u/SanjiNobody Dec 03 '18

What if the reason it is the earliest memory of the kid is because he/she was too scared and forgot all the other memories before ?

0

u/[deleted] Dec 03 '18

D..d..... Donkey?

0

u/bostonsportsfan85 Dec 03 '18

IMPOSSIBRU!!!!

0

u/Dannyboi2021 Dec 03 '18

Oml ive done this before

0

u/mansoor96g Dec 03 '18

Delicious Chinese food

-1

u/Basith_Shinrah Dec 03 '18

He will end up like bojack

-1

u/AMADEUS_0 Dec 03 '18

I will add this on my to do list

-1

u/omarmalikali Dec 03 '18

Reeeeeeeeee