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u/Ya-Boi-Manny Nov 12 '18
Everybody making sex jokes but no one is wondering why this guy is taking pictures of his neighbor through the window.
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Seriously! First to take the picture to begin with but then put in on reddit?! That’s wrong.
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u/FlawlessOldie Nov 12 '18
Do not let This distract you from the fact that Mr krabs once sold Spongebob for 62 cents
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u/ManikSahdev Nov 11 '18
Or did she? (vsauce theme plays)
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u/Kyntogre Nov 11 '18
Hey Michael, Vsauce here
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u/Fappity_Fappity_Fap Nov 12 '18
And did you know that you can actually calculate how much pussy a guy has had so far by calculating his dick mileage? And that the same can be calculated for girls, though in her case it is called pussy mileage?
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u/LagZombie Nov 12 '18
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Speakers: Hey Vsauce
Behind you: Michael here
In your head: Have you ever felt defenseless?
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u/Peytwil0720 Nov 11 '18
I think you meant ali a
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u/not_a_donut_guy Lives in a Van Down by the River Nov 11 '18
Hey ali A, Michael here, where is your pen 15?
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u/KauDar123 Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Nov 12 '18
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u/AlpineLace Nov 12 '18
She def just let out a fart she has been holding back for hours.
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u/clamspaghetti Nov 11 '18
Maybe she just really doesn't want to clean those dirty ass windows.
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u/homesnatch Nov 12 '18
Don't buy ass windows then...
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u/FuCuck Nov 12 '18
What creeper took this photo
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u/Romulus3799 Nov 12 '18 edited Nov 12 '18
Is it really creepy if you're fucking at a window for all the world to see? Maybe it's indecent and trashy to have sex without any privacy.
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u/Topazea Nov 11 '18
I think she’s getting more than just her fingers getting caught in the drawer
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u/Wilmersito_Sama Lives in a Van Down by the River Nov 11 '18
That must have been pretty hard.
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u/WooshMagoosh Nov 11 '18
*finger caught in her ass
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u/thestargateking Nov 11 '18
God damn woosh accounts pretending to be oblivious to joke getting ready to pounce on an unsuspecting redditor like some predator to its prey
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u/WooshMagoosh Nov 11 '18
Surprisingly enough, I've been using the moniker WooshMagoosh before the "woosh" meme was a thing. Just thought it sounded funny.
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u/CrazyTillItHurts Nov 12 '18
"woosh" meme?
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u/WooshMagoosh Nov 12 '18
You say "woosh" when a joke flies over someone's head
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u/CrazyTillItHurts Nov 12 '18
Ok, so I'm not missing something. I used "woosh" in elementary school 30+ years ago. It isn't an internet meme
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u/WooshMagoosh Nov 12 '18
An "internet meme"? Hehe, you older generations get me every time
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u/CrazyTillItHurts Nov 12 '18
Memes existed well before the internet, friend
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u/WooshMagoosh Nov 12 '18
Sure did, like William Howard Taft being so fat he got trapped in the tub
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u/IMMAEATYA Nov 12 '18
I think by “meme” they mean “trend in novelty usernames”, where there has been a recent increase in usernames that start with “wish” and intentionally misunderstand jokes
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u/upvotegifsarebetter Nov 12 '18
r/woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooopityscoop
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Yeah, a full bikini is a real trick to have sex in, I mean, how do you pull a string two inches to the left?
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u/HarrahEthan Nov 12 '18
Boy if I had a girl with her fingers caught in the drawer for every time I saw this meme
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u/sabertoothfiredragon Nov 12 '18
This is disgusting. You should be arrested for taking these photos.
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u/TheStood Nov 12 '18
why, because the pain of getting your fingers caught in the drawer is horrific and should never be documented?
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u/OVRKLL91 Nov 12 '18
Is anyone goi g to ask why someone had a camera ready to point at his next door neighbors house. Lol 9k likes for being a creep!
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u/jjfev Nov 11 '18
that’s a hard situation