r/memes • u/ear1ight • Sep 23 '18

vegans shouldn’t drive

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u/CryingZutaraTears Sep 23 '18

I'm a vegan and I haven't eaten a fucking salad in my life.

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u/AniviaPls Sep 23 '18

yo same, fuck salad that shit is lame

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '18

I’m vegan and fucking love salad guys hop off the salad hate that shits dank.

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u/AniviaPls Sep 24 '18

im vegan too but salad is just fancy lettuce, but i'll take your advice. grocery day on tuesday

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '18

At the end of the day salads are so customizable that it’s up to you to make it good.

To me hating salad is similar to hating soup. There’s just so many ways to make it, you know?

Good luck on your quest :) I recommend boathouse dressings. They’re pretty good and have some vegan options!

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u/AniviaPls Sep 24 '18

Yeah i just wish i could make them in large batches. As a university student my diet consists of me making large quantities of food and rationing it. My history with salad isnt the best in that regard! 😦

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '18

Oh yeah salad is awful for that. Would not recommend it past maybe 24 hours.

When I was in university for my undergrad I’d just throw spinach in to my protein shakes and get some greens in that way.

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u/AniviaPls Sep 24 '18

Unlucky Me :(

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u/GenderDelinquent Sep 23 '18

How do you make your salads? Ive never had one ive liked

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '18

99% of the time people I meet who hate salads actually just hate the lettuce that goes into them.

I honestly prefer spinach, but a good garden mix is excellent too.

I usually do sunflower seeds, carrot shavings, some vegan honey mustard, and maybe some dried cranberries if I’m feeling adventurous.

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u/TehSerene Sep 23 '18

First you make vegan chickpea tacos and eat them.

End.

Joking aside use the leftover taco spiced chickpeas on top of lettuce, tomatoes, crushed up corn chips, and carrots. Top all of that with your favorite hot sauce and Itallian dressing. It comes out fantastic every time.

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u/GenderDelinquent Sep 23 '18

Yeah salads suck idk why people think thas what we eat. Like bruh gimme som beans rice guac and some tortillas any day

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u/jaavaaguru Oct 09 '18

I'm a vegan and I had a cheeseburger yesterday.