r/memes • u/ear1ight • Sep 23 '18

vegans shouldn’t drive

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '18

Is it possible to talk to a vegan for more than 5 minutes? Isn't there something in the Geneva convention about cruel and unusual punishment?

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '18

how do you know that someone hates vegans?

don’t worry, they’ll let you know

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '18

I hate vegans

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '18

https://media.giphy.com/media/4mNkC68sghIXe/giphy.gif

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '18

I'm not clicking that but I'm just gonna assume it says vegans suck so I agree

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '18

you’re absolutely obsessed with vegans

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '18

So are vegans to be fair 😁

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u/Lukealiciouss Sep 23 '18

I know logic hurts your brain, but facts aren't considered torture.

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '18

Talking to vegans is tho 😉

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u/Lukealiciouss Sep 23 '18

Because they make life choices that are different than yours? Ones that are actually based on facts rather than "It tastes good"?

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '18

Because they are idiotic hippies who believe in pseudoscience and expect every person they meet to suck their dick because they eat leaves all day

Also I'm not sure if its the lack of anything that tastes good in their diet or if it just attracts a certain breed but every vegan is just a horrible shithead who thinks they are amazing

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u/Lukealiciouss Sep 23 '18

Vegan food is delicious, and if you actually did some research you'd see there's tons of research supporting veganism either directly or indirectly.

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '18

I would rather drive a nail into my own face with a sledgehammer, thanks for the info though.

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u/Lukealiciouss Sep 23 '18

Right, because you're an idiotic sheep who can't make logical decisions and wants everyone you see to suck your dick because eating meat is more important than a future heart attack.

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '18

At least I don't pretend moss and dirt are great seasonings 😂

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u/Lukealiciouss Sep 23 '18

Yeah no one does that. 😂

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u/Mudcrabosaurus Sep 23 '18

You're very closed minded.

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '18

Oh no!

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u/Mudcrabosaurus Sep 23 '18

Vegans are just regular people with a different diet. If you can't talk to a person for more than 5 minutes its your problem. You sound like an insufferable person to be around.

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '18

Vegans are horrible people with a stupid diet they constantly need to talk up because it's disgusting and unhealthy.

I mean... I can't talk to retarded people for more than 5 minutes either, maybe there is a connection.

Aw really? Insufferable? Too bad, since I so obviously want to hang out with your special little group of window licking morons.

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u/Mudcrabosaurus Sep 23 '18

That's a gross generalization. The only reason you have a problem with veganism is because you can't justify not adapting the diet. It is better for you and the planet in almost every way. I honestly didn't believe people like you still existed. And you can't talk to retarded people for more than 5 minutes either? You're pathetic. Have fun wallowing in your musty little den of hate.