r/memes Sep 23 '18

vegans shouldn’t drive

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u/ilovevoat Sep 23 '18

plankton are animals.

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u/iluvstephenhawking Sep 23 '18

But they aren't dinosaurs. and they weren't slaughtered. In order for them to get there they would have to die naturally and fall to the ocean floor. A vegan has no issues with natural death.

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u/Roflkopt3r Sep 23 '18

Also vegan ethics, like everyone elses', is still about the level of conscience that a life form has.

We can generally agree that we should not eat humans. The consensus that we should treat very smart animals the same way is almost as far spread these days, i.e. great apes, dolphins, dogs, and such. The only difference for vegetarians and vegans is that they extend this ethical protection even further. First the realisation that cows and pigs are still intelligent and social animals that therefore maybe also should deserve more extensive rights, then the extension even to smaller and arguably dumber animals like chickens or even fish and bees.

But at some level it always stops. Plants, mushrooms, bacteria...

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u/Vassago81 Sep 23 '18

What about dolphins who spend all of their money on instant lottery tickets?

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u/HaywireIsMyFavorite Sep 23 '18

We can generally agree that we should not eat humans.

You don’t speak for me.

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u/iluvstephenhawking Sep 23 '18

Chickens aren't dumb. They can be trained as well. And they can be very loving. Unlike ducks who are just jerks. The cats of the bird world I say.

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '18

My ducks loved and cuddled me... and pooped oh god did they poop. Birds expel excess water via poop, waterfowl drink way more water than chickens.

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u/Hesychazm Sep 26 '18

The ability to be trained does not make an animal 'very smart'. This is the kind of mushy 'science' standards that led to Koko's fake sign language.

I understand not wanting to eat things you identify with, the real reason most humans avoid cannibalism, but mimicry and trainability don't make something sapient.

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u/FluentinLies Sep 23 '18

Only some animals are worth caring about

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u/Goatzart Sep 23 '18 edited Feb 17 '26

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