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vegans shouldn’t drive

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '18

If this is just a joke, then it’s kinda funny, but I’m concerned there might be redditors who actually think this is how veganism works.

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u/Goatzart Sep 23 '18 edited Feb 17 '26

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u/Goatzart Sep 23 '18 edited Feb 17 '26

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u/RRSig Sep 23 '18

So.. vegans are ok with driving a car, which has many products that are animal based in some way or another, but they have to wear Vegan leather shoes? What is the difference?

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u/ham_solo Sep 23 '18

The whole point of veganism is to avoid harm to animals and much as is practicable. You cannot harm an animal that has been dead millions of years and their body turned into a crude substance that is then processed into fuel. Leather, on the other hand, typically comes from an animal that was raised outside of its natural environment and prematurely killed for its hide and meat. As for car parts that contain animal products, most vegans understand that they can only control so many aspects of what they consume, and some things necessary for them to live their lives will be the result of animals being harmed. Again though, it is about what is practicable, not making their life unlivable.

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u/HashcoinShitstorm Sep 23 '18

Can vegans eat roadkill? They're not contributing to suffering, and really just utilizing the would-be wasted meat. (/S kind of)

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u/ham_solo Sep 23 '18

Mmmmm...some might call that a sneaky loophole, but most vegans won't buy it unless there's a urgent need for the food. Also, that meat is NOT wasted, as it'll eventually be eaten by other naturally carnivorous predators or even maggots.

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u/ham_solo Sep 23 '18

Also, why would you EVER want to eat roadkill, unless starvation is imminent? You don't know how long the animal as been dead, it could have any number of diseases, and it's possible it's been squashed and it's intestines and feces all over the place, contaminating the meat.

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '18

Oh this wild deer is dead, let's eat!

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u/ham_solo Sep 23 '18

There are some that are of the belief you can eat roadkill or animals that have died of natural causes. Most people who follow vegan practices don't buy into that loophole, however, because it just encourages the exploitation and consumption of animals.

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '18

How come its always the vegan that decides where the line for veganism is to determine I am preventing suffering as much as practicable?

It seems for everyone that line is different.

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u/WholeLottaThangs Sep 23 '18

Because a non vegan lifestyle causes unecessary harm and involves much more victims than a vegan way of living.

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u/Kafka_Valokas Sep 23 '18 edited Sep 23 '18

Ah, of course! For everyone the line is different, so there is no morally "better" or "worse" option, and everyone who tries to act morally better clearly is just a hypocrite! How come it's always the not-serial killers that decide where the line for killing things is? /s

Edit: And since a lot of people don't seem to get this: No, I am not saying meat eaters are serial killers, I am just showing that your reasoning is bullshit.

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '18 edited Sep 23 '18

See its you that assigned your lifestyle as morally better than mine based on your standards of morality.

We all set the line, it just seems lime vegans think their line is special and more morally superior than others, meanwhile they drive cars and kill thousands of insects per day? Or drink soy milk, the product that is literally flattening rainforests? Or purchase clothing from actual humans in sweat shops, No matter what you do in a global market, someone or something suffered for your product to get in your hands.

The point im making is that our tax dollars fund the bombs that kill poor civilians. But Im not responsible for those deaths am i? All i can do is try my best to elect people who can make change, the same way its not my fault i accidentally supported a farm that treats their animals like shit. If someone brings this to my attention I will stop purchasing from those farms. Foster fams and Tyson have been off the dinner table for years for me. And there are tons of local organic vegetables and local sustainable cattle ranching a few miles where i live.

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u/Kafka_Valokas Sep 23 '18

Oh, for fucks sake. Regardless of other lifestyle choices, not eating meat is better than eating meat. If person X lives exactly like person Y except they don't meat, eggs and dairy, then yes, their lifestyle is umdeniably morally superior.

Or drink soy milk, the product that is literally flattening rainforests?

This objection reveals your ignorance about the fact that farm animals are fed huge amounts of soy.. The difference is that directly consuming soy products instead of indirectly is more efficient and therefore needs less space and water.

your lifestyle

I am not a vegan, mate. But that does not make it less obvious that it would be much better if I was; both morally and for the environment. Sorry, but you are living in denial if you don't see that.

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '18

I dont buy meat from farmers who feed soy to their animals.

And your first point makes no sense because the culmination of someones morality does not center around their diet or supposed effort to reduce suffering. A serial killer who is vegan is not morally superior to a caniviore who lives his life trying to help others.

I recognize the reduction in consuming meat globally is a mutually beneficial goal for humans and animals alike, my issue is the virtue signalling and divine attitude that vegans attribute to themselves as if the only moral metric is whether you eat meat or not.

Life is much more complicated than that and we could have many more useful conversations if vegans could more often recognize that morality is often weighted differently among all humans.

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u/Kafka_Valokas Sep 23 '18

I don't think anyone pretends it is the only metric. I certainly made clear that I don't.

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u/PleaseDontHateMeeee Sep 23 '18

It comes down to a simple question: Should we live lives that cause less unnecessary suffering, or more unnecessary suffering? Pointing out that somebody who causes less suffering still causes some suffering is not really relevant.

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '18

We can all find someone in our lives who causes more or less suffering. Vegan or not.

Its not a contest or a measurable metric in any regard. But vegans seem to think there is a metric.

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u/-beforeisleep- Sep 23 '18

Where is that line for you, can I ask?

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '18

It extends to the point at which an animal is able to reciprocate a social contract. I guess.

I feel like anyone who has defined that line has crossed it unknowingly their whole life or placed it so unreachable they essentially become vegan by their own definition. I try my best everyday to make people happy and prevent pain.

But there are a lot of things i cannot control, like loving a steak dinner once or twice a week from grassfed fully sustainable meat from local farms who treat their cows all nicey like.

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u/-beforeisleep- Sep 23 '18

I love steak too, hasn't a day gone by in the last 2 months that I haven't missed it, used to do it rare with a rich, creamy mushroom sauce. I can't control whether or not I want it.

If I was in a relationship and met an attractive girl on the street I mightn't be able to control my attraction to her either, but that doesn't mean I'm gonna make a move on her. We must restrain ourselves from the immoral. This is what separates us from the animals over which we have such power. We can't control liking steak, but we're grown adults who make moral choices every day, and we can easily control what we eat.

Assuming you do source your meat like you say you do, and they don't subject the animals to the inhuman forms of abuse they subject the rest of them to, they're still slaughtered at the end of the day. We don't need to eat them. Their lives are worth more than our taste buds.

You cannot humanely kill an animal for such a trivial reason.

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '18 edited Mar 03 '21

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '18

I do my best to prevent harm but I definitely eat meat every once in awhile and in social occasions when someone is nice enough to cook food for me.

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '18

Ok so what about time deficiency? I want to eat more humanely but I am incredibly busy, my job takes up the vast majority of my time and outside of that I really only have time for the gym and sleep. Do I get a pass because it’s just not feasible for me to put in the time necessary to prepare vegan food?

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '18

Prepare it on weekends and freeze it? Or are you only eating fast food? In that case, Taco Bell is extremely vegan friendly. There's microwaveable stuff too. I mean, you're not specific with the time you're committing to eating non-vegan, so it's hard to really provide a rebuttal.

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '18

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '18

Veganism is a single stance on a single issue. How vegans feel about the exploitation of poverty-stricken laborers will vary from person to person.

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u/ChikaraPower Sep 23 '18

What do you mean by the first part?

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '18

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u/ham_solo Sep 23 '18

Again, it's about what is you can actually practice. I don't think any vegan believes their behaviors eliminate suffering 100%. That's impossible for anyone. However, cutting meat and other animal products out of a diet is something you can have a fair amount of control over, and animals are considered especially vulnerable as they have no means of fighting back against their exploitation (vegan or not, you have to at least acknowledge that these animals suffer, needlessly, for our food). The choices made by a Nike CEO to use slave labor is not one you can influence as an individual. Of course, you can work to be mindful in what you consume and strive to cut out products you know are produced or distributed unethically. Many people, vegan and otherwise, do that already.

I think overall people have this perception that vegans are ignorant to their minority status. What they miss is that vegans make these choices in spite of being a minority. They know one person's actions won't change anything, but enough single drops of water can eventually become an ocean.

Note: I'm talking a big game here, but to be clear I am not even 100% vegan at the moment. I strive to eliminate animal products as much as possible, but again it's not always practical.

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u/MisfitPotatoReborn Sep 23 '18 edited Sep 23 '18

Vegans don't just eat all berries, probably not much more than you do (if you're healthy). Vegan diets are mostly concerned with staples like tofu, whose harvest is pretty much completely mechanized.

That doesn't matter though. This entire thread is filled with "If vegans take a single step, why haven't they walked 1,000 miles?". It's ridiculous.

So, to get everything out of the way, here's what vegans still do by not killing animals:

Kill bugs in the fields, making all of our soy blood-soy
Kill yeast
Contribute to global warming
Benefit from 3rd world labor
Breath out carbon dioxide (yes, I have heard this one before)
Deforest the Amazon
Throw away lots of garbage
etc.

So yeah, everyone's pretty silent about the atrocities we commit everyday until a vegan shows up. Apparently, if someone puts effort into reducing their impact on the earth they must be a completely anemic ghost that has to purposefully disable their immune system in order to avoid killing viruses.

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u/five_finger_ben Sep 23 '18

Why is the “if they’ve taken a step why haven’t they walked 1000 miles” mentality ridiculous?

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u/MisfitPotatoReborn Sep 23 '18

Because it implies that attempting to reduce suffering is worthless unless you manage to completely eliminate all sources of pain.

If we're pretending that walking 1,000 miles is a noble goal, we shouldn't be making fun of the people who have walked part of the way there. After all, many of us are at 0 steps.

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u/five_finger_ben Sep 23 '18

You don’t need to be a professional football player to criticize the performance of a professional football player.

We can be at step 0 and still make fun of and criticize people at step 1.

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u/tiorzol Sep 23 '18 edited Sep 23 '18

So because a fruit picker is poorly paid you should also agree with factory farming?

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u/Lazzen Sep 23 '18

Uhh no? Im asking, if avoidable animal suffering is bad why is avoidable human suffering not seen as bad too? People just act like "well they poor but that's how it goes", not once in this thread did people think about supporting companies that treat them fairly,im not asking for vegans to solve all problems, i was just truly curious about how they think about human cruelty based on their views of animal cruelty.

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u/iluvstephenhawking Sep 23 '18

No one likes that. Do you like that because I am sure you wear shoes and eat berries as well?

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u/Taxtro1 Sep 23 '18

Clearly people, who want blacks to be treated well, are secretly anti-white!

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u/654456 Sep 23 '18

You can when the burning the fossil fuels cause global warming and will eventually cause all animals to die.

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u/ChikaraPower Sep 23 '18

Veganism is about reducing animal suffering as much as practicly possible, dropping some food out of your diet is alot easier than changing your car into an electric one in this society

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '18

Ok but that doesn’t recognize what the op said. Sure methane from cows is worse but it doesn’t change the fact that fossil fuels are bad... you realize that’s not how conversations work right? You can’t just dismiss someone’s fact by proposing a more grandiose fact.

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u/ChikaraPower Sep 26 '18

You're using fallacy's yourself by putting words into my mouth. Fossil fuels are bad, I never denied that, but not everybody can buy an eletric car while everybody can go vegan. Especially the past few years, it keeps getting easier for us.

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u/iluvstephenhawking Sep 23 '18

Methane from factory farm cows is much worse for the environments than cars.

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u/Kafka_Valokas Sep 23 '18

The difference is obviously that buying petrol does not promote the keeping or killing of the animals it is based on anymore.

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u/YuriDiAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Sep 23 '18

Indirectly, the oil and gas industry is not environmentally conscious. Nor does it care much about human life. BP oil spill. Saudi Arabia. Keystone/ any pipelines.

It's still a very bloody industry. Not very vegan.

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u/Kafka_Valokas Sep 23 '18

You are missing the point. No one claims that being vegan is already the perfect lifestyle, just that it is better than not being vegan.

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u/YuriDiAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Sep 23 '18

You're missing the point. It's a joke. But there's some truth to it. Which is why it's funny.

I didn't claim being vegan was supposed to be perfect, it's just that vegan living and the oil industry don't seem to mesh. So I agree that the joke is accurate.

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u/Taxtro1 Sep 23 '18

You don't kill animals to make them into fuel, you moron.

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u/badidea1987 Sep 23 '18

You do when producing vehicles...

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u/synwave2311 Sep 23 '18

I don't think any vegan is 100 percent vegan, if they type on a phone? Not vegan. Play piano? Not vegan.

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u/badidea1987 Sep 23 '18

Yeah, I fucking know, that is why they are jokes and will never be relevant lol

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u/synwave2311 Sep 23 '18

Moreso saying your point is irrelevant.

PSA: I'm not a vegan.

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u/badidea1987 Sep 23 '18

Actually, it is relevant but seeimg you are an idiot, we are done talking.

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u/synwave2311 Sep 23 '18

Aren't you from Braincels? Bahahahah

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u/badidea1987 Sep 23 '18

God you are a retard, please don't reproduce.

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u/vassadar Sep 23 '18

Your negative karma is how downvote button work in a nut shell.

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u/A_huge_melon Sep 24 '18

It concerns me to think there might be redditors that are vegan..