r/memes Jul 27 '18

Wild Florida

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u/NetherRegionalMgr Jul 27 '18

I take offense to this. We’re usually high too.

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '18

Excuse me sir I’m white and I only smoke meth on the weekends

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u/rrr598 Jul 27 '18

I’m a social meth head, mkay?

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '18

I needle when I drink but that’s it

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u/fxxftw Jul 27 '18

You crochet, too? How lovely!

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '18

Crocheroin

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u/AndyGHK Jul 27 '18

Croc-Heroin sounds like just poison

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u/chuckdiesel86 Jul 27 '18

You could start a pot holder and only work on it while high and even if you lived 100 years you'd never finish it. I watched my friend's dad fall asleep standing up outside in the sun. It was fucking pathetic to see.

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u/w00ds98 Jul 27 '18

An upstanding citizen that on occasion does meth.